DIRTY Assistants Starbucks Run Turns Into Sit Down Meeting. WTF!
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty | April 1st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik, I was at the Starbucks on Frank Lloyd Wright Blvd. this morning and I spotted your assistants. I snapped this pic and my girlfriend got pissed at me. Oh well. Just wanted to say they are smokin’ hot in person, that web cam sh*t doesn’t do them much justice. Big fan of the site, keep doin your thing man.- Dirty Army
Haha! They were probably fighting… I love how it takes two of them to get me Starbucks in the morning. Kaden, get a big enough drink?- nik
Medium Pimpin says:
Those things have a lot calories Tori. Just informin’
I hope those bags are real ladies!
to Medium Pimpindime says:
Wow.. you are really gay
to dimeomfg says:
Coach is the walmart brand of high fashion… seriously ew at coach!!!
to omfgTatazz says:
Hahaha…. ummmm no, not quite.
to TatazzML says:
Kaden is f-ing hot
to MLRufus Xavier Sarsparilla says:
I think I’d bang them both silly
to Rufus Xavier Sarsparillahelllo says:
kaden looks like shes 12…..
to hellloomfg says:
yep!
to omfgWestside says:
Jaden is rocking Dirty gear, she doesn’t get comment immunity?
Employees don’t get immunity, ever.- nik
to Westsideright says:
they just decide which comments get posted
to rightAnonymous says:
haha so true
to AnonymousWestside says:
According to Jaden she just dropped your ass at the airport so you best not be using your phone on the plane. WHAT SON.
to Westside(oYo) says:
Planes are now equipped w/WiFi. Pwned!!!
to (oYo)Westside says:
There are like ten of those, asshat, and none of them fly to broke-ass PHX.
to WestsideChloe says:
haha.
to Chloe- lobster!
ML says:
Kaden, you want to move out here to Bakersfield with me?
to MLbrandon lee (the real one) says:
isn’t bakersfield nothing but white trash?!
to brandon lee (the real one)ML says:
Don’t be jealous fool…..
to MLI party in the gap says:
Those chicks seem worthless. You better be knockin it out Nik, if not why would you employ them?
to I party in the gapKC! says:
Oh, I saw those two this morning! Yes, I agree, both are quite hot! Ouch!
to KC!PFC Grimenfilth says:
Kaden is so pretty, great legs BTW.
to PFC Grimenfilthbigdog sons says:
is there really a need for that big of a purse? that weighs more than kaden does, don’t get scoliosis, it’ll ruin the whole look
to bigdog sonsIn the know says:
less calories eating a big mac. they better enjoy those drinks now, because in 2 years fat will roll in and it will start with side fat- you know that fat that starts to hang on the sides- then it will work itself into cellulite and then your thighs, then your arms. enjoy now, because in a couple of years you will be paying for it.
to In the knowfunny says:
sounds like you know from experience. Kaden, as long as you’re not drinking those too often, you’ll be just fine. Don’t listen to fat chicks that are jealous they can’t enjoy food/drinks anymore.
to funnyDirty says:
i would leave my wife for Jaden !!!!!!!!!!!!
to DirtyBudget Baller says:
I would [removed] my wife for Jaden
to Budget BallerWestside says:
I’m sure she’s wetting her panties right now to that alluring offer.
to WestsideBudget Baller says:
Oh Westside I’m sure she thinks you’re her knight in shining armor. You d*uche
to Budget BallerWestside says:
Right, like I don’t pull girls as hot as her regularly. What the f*ck do I need with some chick in Arizona? Toolbag.
to Westsidec*ke and o*y says:
yeah ur a douche bro. anyone can claim to pull mad b*tches over the internet.
b*tches suck my d*ck cuz they know i got the best c*ke.
to c*ke and o*yOne says:
Keyboard warrior.?.!.
to Onehow funny says:
i saw them there too. they were being funny and joking around with the starbucks guy!
to how funnyNic is fu$king funny says:
Kaden your hot now but you keep guzzeling starbucks by day, shots by nite and sit on your ass all day soon we’ll all be laughing at your thunders and what you once were.
to Nic is fu$king funnyBetter get off your ass and marry a short dude with tons of money that will let you run all over him and never divorce you. Better do it soon!!!
Anonymous says:
Kaden looks 12 in this picture
to Anonymousso what? says:
Nothing wrong with that. When she’s 40, she’ll still look like she’s in her 20′s. I’d rather look way too young than way too old.
to so what?Captain NoUseForASoul says:
+1… the pervs who are commenting about how much they want them from these pictures are definitely knee touchers…
to Captain NoUseForASoul(_(_)==================D says:
My name says enough.
to (_(_)==================D(oYo) says:
Mine too…
to (oYo)8=========D~o~o~o(()) AHH FTW says:
this game is fun.
to 8=========D~o~o~o(()) AHH FTW(.)(.) says:
ditto
to (.)(.)(~)(~)========D.... says:
SKEET SKEET
to (~)(~)========D....Weight Watcher's says:
Look like Kaden is getting some serious THUNDERS from all those “sugar loaded” drinks. I can see the fat girl inside Kaden, but Jaden will be fit & trim 4 life.
to Weight Watcher'sover it says:
dude, those chicks are braindead. I dare you to have a conversation with them, where they don’t look at their phones or twril their hair. Here’s a topic- current eventts (ANY!)
to over itHigh Class says:
COACH purse?? Wow, poor things must be getting a crappy salary. I would not be caught DEAD wearing one of those cheap bags!
to High ClassM says:
I wish I can say $400 is cheap…
to MUMM says:
you’re fuc*ing retarded is Coach is cheap. You should not talk. Those particular bags retail for about 500+
to UMMPatty Mayonnaise says:
Haha, that’s pretty funny. I bet you have a closet full of LVs, huh? Riiight.
to Patty MayonnaiseShut up, you’re mad you can’t afford to spend that much on a purse.
yoyo says:
is it even worth it spending that much on an ugly purse?
to yoyoTheAnswer says:
…and this thread here sums up all that is wrong with modern-day America.
to TheAnswerEddie K! says:
Jaden is so hot it makes me sick to my stomach.
to Eddie K!Eddie K! says:
I wrote JILL!….no Jaden…don’t edit me Richie.
to Eddie K!High Class says:
And whats up with those ugly, cheap looking outfits! Ladies, if I were you, I’d definately pursue a different career! But first, get rid of those cheap white flip flops! ugh
Do you know how stupid you sound right now?
to High ClassCHRONiCA says:
high class you are so cheesy!!! stfu!
to CHRONiCAhahahahaha!!! says:
Do you know how cheap you look?? ha
Changing your name won’t help high class.
to hahahahaha!!!so what? says:
Its better to look cheap than be cheap. Its not lie they’re out at a club or anything. They’re at a f-ing Starbucks. Who cares what they are wearing.
to so what?M says:
hahaha!! how embarassing.
to MBrittany says:
Ladies, you and your bags are wonderful. You’re both beautiful!
to Brittanylily says:
who cares what kind of flip flops you have one when you are Gorgeous!?!?
to lilyM says:
High Class STFU already. In reality, you know you shop at Target and Sears. Quit acting like you wear Dior/Chanel/YSL.
to Mso what? says:
or if she does, she’s spending someone else’s money. woohoo! what a winner!
yeah, mine.- nik
to so what?tcaB says:
they won’t be hot for long if they keep drinking those 1100 calorie cups of sh!t
to tcaBiWISHiWEREontheDIRTY says:
kaden is givin jaden the evil eyeeee
to iWISHiWEREontheDIRTYTEAM SOLO says:
I think they are awesome for taking so much SH*T from everyone. Keep smiling Solos YOU ROCK!!!!!
to TEAM SOLObrandon lee (the real one) says:
jaden my love,
gorgeous!!!
to brandon lee (the real one)you always put a smile on my face.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says:
those are some ugly horses
to hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabrandon lee (the real one) says:
i love those two girls!! mmm mmm mmm mmm
to brandon lee (the real one)Jay says:
looks like Kaden needs company +2′s
to Jaysleezy EZ says:
These girls think they are too hot. I could dump a load of come on their faces whenever I wish.
to sleezy EZjust passin thru says:
tha one one the left needs some +2′s and her hair looks like it could slice me open… the one on the right’s forehead belongs on Mt. Rushmore… i couldn’t rappell down that monstrosity… just sayin’
to just passin thruAnonymous says:
i think they’re both gorgeous, but they definitely look like they think they’re better than everyone.
to AnonymousOne says:
Good point…
to OneRyan says:
Kaden remind me of Brock’s Ex BF
to RyanRyan says:
reminds*
to RyanWopness (Tha Don *AKA* Elvira's Husband) says:
I Love Kaden
to Wopness (Tha Don *AKA* Elvira's Husband)Wopness (Tha Don *AKA* Elvira's Husband) says:
but i preffer huge greg better..sorry kaden
to Wopness (Tha Don *AKA* Elvira's Husband)Hans Solow says:
Jayden has disturbing looking feet…
to Hans SolowDik says:
ugly dogs fo so. wear some flats instead please
to DikSeattle love says:
ehhh… I disagree. Nik you should have 2+ added to the employee benefits.
to Seattle loveFoxtraxzr says:
Two hot assistant’s, Jayden you have pretty neet looking feet I must say…..
to FoxtraxzrOne says:
Neat.. Stupid…
to OneVERLIN SR'S CELL PHONE says:
these 2 are not that hot in LA they are 6 1/2 or 7 at the absolutebest
to VERLIN SR'S CELL PHONEKay says:
Nik! she’s wearing dirty gear… no comments.
to KayAnonymous says:
Nice Coach purse.
to AnonymousRyano says:
typical of todays youth…lazy, overweight, useless…in a few more months theyll want a raise for this kind of production…
to RyanoOne says:
Yup…
to Onetroof says:
is there such thing as 30k milli chicks? Cuz I see 2 of them
to troofNik Ruined My Life! says:
They are soo cute! In the beginning I thought they were probably snotty biotches, but after tuning in on the webcam, they seem so down to earth. Kaden is the nice one, Jaden is kind if feisty. LOVE YOU GIRLS!
to Nik Ruined My Life!One says:
These pigs work for you?!? I had some respect till now. yuck bro.
to OneOne says:
Nice thunders on 14 year olds… Diet soda from now on heffers…
to OneOne says:
Also, it doesn’t take two of them to get your bs coffee. It breaks down to the fact that these turds have no respect for you or the job.
to OneNik loves men says:
whoa, back it down bro. Woman hater much? Have some respect, you dont know these people
to Nik loves menNY Born and Raised says:
Wow….get a life you nasty people. Both of these girls are awesome….and to take a lot of the bullsh** that is thrown at them and to laugh at it? Tougher than most. I can tell you for a FACT that Jaden needed to to return a Victoria Secret’s bathing suit…size M…for a size S. So drink up girls…you have the bonus of youth going for you….and maybe the people who write in ask some intelligent questions, there would be some intelligent answers….too much to ask?
to NY Born and RaisedFoxtraxzr says:
If Nik decides to down size his office staff,please hit me up,the two of you would be treated like princess at my place..
to Foxtraxzr