DIRTY March Madness Championship
TheDirty March Madness Final: Winner gets to touch my Greg for 10 seconds. Total Voters: 725,819
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- 50 tyson
- 8 Belles
- 8 Belles
- 800cc
- 9 And 2
- Access Douche
- Acorn
- Adobe
- AIM
- Alien
- Anteaters
- AR Mystery
- Aubrey (H)O'Day
- Back-Up Dancer
- Billy the Corky
- Black Barbie Shim
- Blonde Snookie
- Blonkey
- BMD
- Bomba
- BoobSquatch
- Booty Chest
- Boston Globes
- Brock's Chick
- Brock's Chick's Ex BFF
- Brody Chinner
- Burnt Bacon
- Canary
- Carlsbad
- Carmex
- Carrollton
- Casper
- CG-Girl
- Chernobyl
- Chesticles
- Chewbacca
- Chicago Lizard
- Chin-Chilla
- Cigar
- Cinnamon Twist
- Circus Coon
- Clown Under
- Cock Star
- Cole Soar
- ConRoids
- Crow
- D-Nazi
- Dallas Blonde Mafia
- Darling Dikki
- Derby
- Donkey
- Donkey Kong
- Dr. Douche
- E.T.
- Elvira
- Fake Equis
- Fake Kim Kardashian
- Fighter
- Fish Lips
- Fivehead
- Forhidden
- Frankie DelTaco
- Freddy Fags
- Frog
- G-Girl
- Gayviator
- Goose
- Gremlin
- Gretchen Rossi
- Grinch
- Guinea Pig
- Gumbi
- Guppy
- Gwins
- Half Squat
- Houston Rockets
- Human Cheeto
- iPout
- Jaden Solo
- Junior Varsity
- Justin Bobby
- Kaden Solo
- Kangaroid
- Kanye Chest
- Kochran Kardashian
- Krispy Kreme
- Krusty
- Lamey
- Lawyer Mike
- Leinart's Beer Bong B*tch
- Leper
- Loptimus Prime
- MAC Attack
- Malpractice
- Maple Queef
- Mapquest
- Maxy Mouse
- Michelin
- Miss Good Finger
- Miss Tommy Gun
- Mr. 615
- My Little Pony
- Nick Malibu
- Nickel
- Night Rider
- Nik's Chick
- Nintendoll
- Optical Illusion
- Osama Chin Laden
- P-Nazi
- Picasso
- Prodigy
- Pucker
- Rackstar
- Red Rocket
- RichieRexic
- RO-Hawk
- RoidBoy
- Roller Girl
- Same Face Barbie
- Same-Face
- Scooby
- Scooby Snack
- Sea Biscuit
- Secretariat
- Shimderella
- Shomos
- Silver Dollar
- Smeagol
- Snaggle Tooth
- Soccer Mom
- Spartica
- Star F*cker
- Sugar Tranny
- Sunset Douche
- Super Pimp Trout
- Sword Case
- T-Girl
- Tara Bobgreg
- Tatouche
- The Burrito
- The Gap
- The Nanny
- The Pelican
- The Predator
- Thickness
- Timberfake
- Tony Fag
- Tranny Manny
- Travolta
- Udders
- Uncle Chuck
- Unicorn
- VanTranny
- Veins
- White Buffalo
- Wild Thing
- Wire Transfer
- Wombat
- Xyz
- Yahoo
- Zed
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- Appalachian State
- Arizona / UofA
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- Butler
- BYU
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- Central Michigan
- Chico State
- Clemson
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- Delaware
- Drake
- Duke
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This won’t even be close.
We should have a contest between Brock’s chick and herself. Photoshopped pics vs. real ones.
Its actually pretty damn close, they are both at 50.0%,
but brocks chick wins by like 10,000 votes
BC has zero competition here.
Technically, neither one of them deserve the win. But who cares, considering the “prize.”
should be Elvira but who cares they have to touch Nik’s minor greg if they win.
i’d still take RR over BC’s exBFF
you’re crazy
i am
You’re a retard.
you’re a douche bag
You’re a b!tch
Cool. Look who has already started voting for herself!
i know she hassss to be sitting there voting over and over. .
duh BC gets this by a landslide. She is a 10 and BC EX BFF is a 4. Now in the real world BC EX BFF is still better than 60% of the population in St. Louis
Both of these pics suck.
10 seconds, you wish you could last that long Richie!
we can all play a dirty joke on NIK, and vote BC EXBFF then he will have to hang out with her, and then she can touch his greg!!
Shouldn’t that be the booby prize for not winning!
How about throwing up a gallery of both girls? I think they both deserve it for making the finals.
agree.
Hey nik can you put more pics up
Brock’s Chick will no doubt take this (If not BC’s ExBFF is voting for herself)
I’ll be quite honest though, I think this was rigged (if not by Nik by someone voting for themself)
Should be Elvira and BC, and sorry, but I would vote Elvira
Secretariat shoud be there
I’d totally bang BC
not the best pic. of BC ….
I have asked this before and I ask again now.
Who is Greg from Nik’s past and why did he name his penis after him? Is this like a latent homo crush or what?
should be elvira. so lame
BC all the way!
It should have been Secretariat
Why did nik write upset on the new bracket? B/c one of those chicks were upset? Or was he red flagging the rigged ones…?
go away ur horrible
stop talking
you mean stop typing?
this is not even a contest! where’s ELVIRA?
horrible contest. pics don’t do justice.
BC will kill it! BC ex-bff is her knock off version. BC had a kid? She is still fine as f*ck.
When does the Ex BFF start blowing up the voting????
It’s a landslide victory!
Elvira and MLP would have been a nicer matchup.
Seriously, how did it come down to two past-their-prime chicks WITH KIDS who for some reason get their pictures from 4-5 years ago posted up?
Couldn’t agree more…that should have been the final
EXACTLY! you know ur past ur prime when ur an unmarried 23 yr old knocked up girl who does NOT look like that anymore & has been partying for 6 yrs. But this is all part of Nik’s plan… using OLD ASS PICS to get his site more attention. We all know it!! If this was truly a March 09 contest, then USE CURRENT PICS of BC, she’s homely now. At this point in time, ELVIRA WINS the entire contest!
BC EX-BFF is a sl*tty piece of ass!!! She looks DIRTY and should be the winner. BC is a fake…nothing real about her and she is not sl*tty enough.
Nothing like a hot chick with bukakke glasses on.
Both of these girls are mommy’s.
elvira
WHAT IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP PRIZE?
this looks like a battle of two egotistical elves from another dimension.
need more pics. and more elvira vs bc.
I think they need to do a girl girl scene and I would be happy.
did Nik post a pic of EX BFF he already used in the comp?
How did these two dogs make it to the finals?? Secretariat, Niks Chick, hell even LEPER look better than these two!
YOU FORGOT TO PHOTOSHOP THE GLARE OUT OF YOUR SUNGLASS!
ELIVRAAAAAAAAAAA SHOULD BE THE WINNER. DO OVER
Laughably rigged. Nik just wants BC to touch his greg.
Watch for the fake out “ooooo BFF got close” and then the BC win. All controlled.
And BC isn’t touching his “Greg”. No hot chick is going to touch his midget Persian unit, especially when its named after some guy from his past that he obviously still fantasizes about.
Brocks Chick is gorgeous and Elviras fine ass should have been in the finals, mmmm emm
Should have been Elvira V BC.
you mean Elvira v. MLP
Staci Cole is SO photoshopped its SCARY!!! i wish all of you could see this chick in person. She spends hours photo shopping her pics.. thats pretty scary if you ask me
this must be from the ex bff voting for herself allll day and night- now thats scary
this shouldn’t even be this close. BC should win by a massive land slide and it should not even be that mediocre beast going up against her, it should be Elvira. honestly, how was this possible??
these crazy vote swings in EVERY match up need to be explained.
Elle, you are so hot and I wouldn’t hesitate to be with you, but we are talking Brocks Chick here, the hottest woman ever.Brock’s chick rules.
Either BC’ EX BFF is sitting at her computer voting every other minute, or something is seriously wrong with the voting. There is no way in hell Elle would win… ever.
exactly. its rigged so elle wins – just watch and see!
They both SUCK!!
White trash with bastard kids…
ELVIRA GOT ROBBED!!!
Both of these b*tches are BEAT!!!
B*tches with kids = yuck
ELVIRA GOT ROBBED!!
True Final: MLP v Elvira
AGREED!!!!!!!!!! We should demand a new poll.
Brocks ex is a skanky piece of dog sh*t. This shouldn’t even be close
And yet it IS close. Cause Nik wants it close. Cause nobody is coming to see the status if BC is ahead 2:1 like she should be.
But Nik f*cked up, as he sort of admitted in his Elvira post. If he thought a little more carefully he could have had an Elvira vs MLP final and the vote would be a natural tie instead of a rigged one with huge vote swings.
But Nik will tell you he had 10,000 people “idleing”. Bullsh*t.
WHY THE F IS BROCKS Ex BFF IN 1ST??? BITCH IS BEAT!
If brocks chick doesnt win, crown BC the winner anyway! The Ex BFF is cheating, CLEARLY!
bc ex bff obviously just keeps voting for herself. Elvira is way hotter than her and so is bc. Bc ex bff look like a nasty trashy b!tch
Bet RR is dying cuz one of this girls is gonna touch Nik’s Greg and she will never lol lol lol lol
Brock’s Chick all the way!!!
ew, im not into donkeys, sorry
who cares?
they’re both shims
ELLE IS ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW, there’s no way she could be voting for herself. Get over it.
ok elle
dude wtf, hey BC Ex BFF stop voting for yourself
ELLE is a groupie ho who needs to pay attention to the kid she left in FL when she went to NY.
Not a fan of Staci’s either, but she’s getting my vote.
first of all, the person you think is not Elle, she just convinced herself that she’s actually Elle.
she’s not on Facebook, she is not on Twitter! someone give these girls a head up, she’s a fake Elle, everyone seems to think that she’s real. give the real girl a call, dude! she probably doesn’t even know that she’s been talked on The Dirty!
Staci, is all the way hotter than Elle.
Elle hooked up with Staci’s ex boyfriends/also one of Staci’s ex slept with Elle when he was with Staci but all of them cried over Staci for years… so, here’s the “end of the story” for you all
Staci won this years ago!
false.
Kalli (nickel) admitted to elle that nik said she won all of her machips fair and square. Only haters would take time to comment. Everyone else votes and is done with it! Team bc exbff!!! Love you girl!
Really Elle?
#1 niks a liar
#2 This is Elle
therefore #3 – elles a liar
Very philisophical for you all, i know.
over 326,000 votes? Please try to explain this. Even when you extended the vote over the weekend you didn’t even get half of that. Someone cheated.
How is BC losing? This is unbelievable, are you people idots?
whooooooooooooooo caressssssssss, everyone has their panties in a bunch over two nappy wh*res, get over it!
nic needs to change the voting so you can only vote once for the sake of their neglected children
Of all the pictures you could have posted of BC, you pick that one? Really? So what’s the angle Nik? So Hard up for BC Ex Bff and she won’t f- ya until she wins skankiest? Really? Come on, this isn’t even a contest, either just a creative marketing move to light a fire under people asses to comment and keep coming back or you wanna bang elle something fierce and she won’t let your greg near her…
I voted for Elle about 200 times myself. I am sure a few others did as well. Girls hot and evey guy on here wants to tap that DIRTYA$$. BC is only 5-2 and I have a hard time voting for midgets anyway.
This is Elle.
No RR.Its not Elle. I am just a loser sitting on a trading desk in NYC on a slow week with nothing else to do. Yo, Nic..Boys on the desk love this site bro. Our firewalls go down at work for short periods of time and we are on it all day. F-in great. Keep up the great work. Elle, if I ever run into you at a club in city…you owe me one!!!! TOUCH MY OLD GREG!
Nik BC is losing because of that stupid picture you put up of her! Elle’s face is tilted so you can’t see how long and horsey it is. That has to be the worst picture of BC you have. You can’t even see her face! Don’t rob BC.
with BC wearing those glasses, they look pretty much the same.
literally everytime i click refresh she has 1000 more votes shes a loser
Staci used to cheat on her BF Jeremy all of the time with her ex Jake. She would dissapear and go f*ck her ex every 3 months like clockwork. It was actually comical.
If Ex BFF wins this is all BULLSH!T!!!! She isnt even close to being hott enough to beat BC! My baby momma Elvira shoulda won anyways. BC was up 80% to 20% yesterday and is down by 20000 votes. I sure hope Nik decides to change up the voting process next time around cause this sh!t sucks. Last time I checked, anytime you can vote in “real life” you can only vote once. NOT 1000 times for yourself. Like I said BS!!!!!!!
Thanks,
Management
dirty march madness…
in the beginning held great potential… but in the end just ended up making my greg soft with $hit like this. BC ex BFF…???!!! REALLY!?!?
who is actually voting for the ex bff?
elle herself obv
Hey Plax..take your purple crayon, go home and shoot yourself.
This is a stupid matchup.
ME! Not a big BC fan.
elle looks like an elf, sick.
50/50. AND IT’S DONE.
BC CROWNED THE DIRTIEST OF THEDIRTY.COM!
478,000 total votes? In your dreams, Rug Pilot. You don’t have that much traffic. Check the tracking sites folks, Nik’s egp is much bigger than his Coc$ or his following. Hell, the stems on the tires of his DUI mobile are bigger than that pathetic desert unit!
30 mins ago i checked this site and bc ex bff was up by like 20000 votes this thing swung over 20k votes in a half hour? please get a life
Ok, I admit I never thought this thing was rigged until today. 478k??!?! seriously??
X2
people vote multiple times cuz they have no life, that number doesnt mean thats how many people actually voted. its not rigged people just have no life like bc’s ex bff
elle voted 200,000 times for herself. yeah, that’s the bottom line. moron.
half a milion votes??? HI-larious