Douche Bag Bartender
Posted in Chicago | April 30th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- PLZ!! PRETTY PLZ!! Put this clown on blast! His name is Blake. He bartends all around the city and promotes for Promose7en (HOMOse7en is what they should be called by seeing how he poses in all his pictures) This ass clown prides himself in giving away as much booze to young girls so he can take advantage of them. He does this every weekend and I’m not sure if he even knows what a condom is by the tales Ive heard from some of his victims. He may be the biggest scumbag Ive ever came in counter with. The only reason I’m putting him on the dirty is I see little club rats line up at his bar and I watch as he does his “specialty” as he likes to call it. Pour O-Bombs down there throat til they can’t walk. SO girls! IF THIS SCUMBAG COMES NEAR YOU, OR YOU SEE HIM AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PROM, RUN! Otherwise you’ll be telling tales,like the other girls, about the herpes you got from this loser!
Is it just me, or does he look like the mask from Scream.- nik





Kelly says:
aw, Blake. I wuv u! HA
to Kellykeith says:
hahaha lmfao
to keithlol says:
promo7en is for underage club losers. hey rizzio … whats it like serving up fish trays to people that have jobs u will never be able to handle…club trash
to lolAnonymous says:
You are so right on the money. I went to highschool with this douch. Everyone kissed his feet like he was jesus because he had a trans am. I dont understand how a nightclub promoter can be considered a celeb, when they work at RA Susi in Lombard as a bartender. No clubhead should be called or act like a celebrity unless you really are. Rememember what Sharon Osbourne said on Charm School. Those chicks arent even considered celebs and there on TV.
to Anonymous... says:
sounds like you guys are bitter and jealous. rizz taking over the nightlife and always packing the clubs wtith hot slatz everywhere.
to ...dingleberry says:
This guy is such a douchebag, he’s a suburban asshole who thinks he’s the king of the city. I’m guessing he’s really for the gays behind closed doors. God, what a douche. Blizzle?? hahaha
to dingleberryahahaha says:
paybacks a b*tch…
to ahahahaHA says:
agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
to HAAnonymous says:
Taking over what??? Dude non of those promoters make any money. All they get is free bottles and beat women. They dont even make the national average income yearly. So where do you get off thinking they are big shots? Those guys are on a 1 way direction nowhere
to AnonymousDIIRTY ARMY says:
stop talking about jaber and elite..diff story dumba**
to DIIRTY ARMYno rubber asswhipe? says:
he has a small winnie… sry toots but its true
to no rubber asswhipe?asswh*re. says:
if you think he is a douchbag. ever meet his friend jon. They work together at Ra. Biggest sl*t i have ever seen in the city. Give him a couple drinks and no matter how you look he will take you hom….walking hiv.
to asswh*re.Nicole says:
Love you blakkee
to Nicolelol says:
so dead on!!! he has the smallest penis ever, weighs 100 pounds soaking wet and is so gay …were all just waiting for his to come out of the closet!!! his family even wants nothing to do with him…need we say more!!!!!!!!!!
to lolpromo says:
the entire crew of Promoseven are wash uped. K we get it. Now get real jobs.
to promoJuicy says:
Promoseven events are only really good when Johnny R is Djing!
) He is so so HOT!
to Juicylmao says:
THATS NOT TRUE blake gives me free coronas not obombs! lol thanks a bunch blake
to lmaomollca says:
this man and i drink vodka in uncles tub while babysit!!!
to mollcaiamonfire says:
Blake has touched me inappropriately, and I liked it.
love that kid.
to iamonfirej wag says:
blake blizzle is the shiiiiiiit…. and i heart him<3
to j wag