THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mike Cl*rke, the biggest tool in Southern California. He likes to think he plays ball for Harvard, but is too busy finding oxyc*ntin and getting drunk to rid his mind of his pathetic existence. This guy is a creeper and thinks he is God’s gift to Earth. I heard this douchetard gets so desperate for underage girls, he rufie’s them. I don’t even want to ask you if he’s a real SGM, but I’d love to hear what you think.
Wait, Harvard seriously let this Douchetard in? I’m shocked.- nik