“Dildo Bat”…very funny. Don’t you clowns have a cleaning service, who takes out their own trash at work?

Who is responsible for crashing the site?

it’s jadens fault

kaden is too good to create that mess……..unless jaden is being a horrible influence on her

Seriously…big time celebrity office – YOU DON’T HAVE AN
F ING JANITOR. I guess you are just LOCAL CELEBRITIES!!!!!

looks like a trailer in glentucky w/ computer monitors

Why does the dueling banjo theme some seem appropriate?

Who is filming and narrating Felix Unger?

Bad girls. They need a spanking.

Woooo Hoooooo! Party at Nik’s place saturday night!

what in the world is on the mouse pad?

“Real winners these ones are.”

Gee, who hired them???

Oh, that would be Nik…..

When you are gone I’m gonna bone the hell outta these lil tr*mps. i’m gonna leave so much come on your office furniture.

Girls, Please do the dirty army a favor while Nik’s gone:

Go into his bathroom and take a picture of the penis growth chart he has on the back of the bathroom door.

Go underneath the bed in his spare bedroom. You’ll find a pink shoebox tied with frilly lace ribbon. Inside, there are numerous love letters from spurs fan. Carefully unfold the letters (yes, I know it’s gross, as they are stuck together with Nik’s sp*erm – use gloves) and scan them.

Head to the dirty office, find your non-disclosure agreement, promptly shred it, and post all of the above on the dirty.com.