Horse Model?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Apparently everyone’s a model now. Even Horse.
I’m surprised that horse isn’t modeling riding gear.- nik
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I’d ride both those horses and slap their butt
what the heck is wrong with the one in the whites face??
Candace Cameron takes pics w/ horses in the LA River?
WHOS THE BLONDE CLOSES TO US?
wow i’m cracking up.. this chicks a JOKE
puuhhhleeaassse, send that horse to the glue factory!!!
first pic looks more like a dead fish than a horse.
dont really see whats wrong with either one of them
do you have your horse blinders on?
cuz i can see a horse face clear as day
hahahaha i love this !! horse, please don’t take any more pictures. you’re making me look too good!
she’s getting ready to go back to the stable….look at that pose just laying there like a sick horse
hahahahaha I like that one
is really sweet.
why are people so mean….
umm too bad thats lauren and madison and they’re both really sweet girls. im sure whoevers writing this is mad because they have nothing going for them and have to talk trash about other girls to build their own self esteem.
I don’t know Madison, in high school she seemed like a b*tch though. Lauren, on the other hand, has always been kind of stuck-up. She may have a long (horse-like) face but she doesn’t deserve this.
HAHAHAHAHAHA These girls are so stuck up too. I went to high school with them. What a joke!
obviously you girls dont know lauren and madison..they are both very nice girls. didnt we graduate high school? i know i have. grow up and try building your self esteem another way..talking trash will get you no where..sorry your so jealous…
WHAT is with those boots and shorts/tee? Lauren NEVER had style.all she knows how to wear is Ed Farty and plain sht…PLAIN JANE… god please . UGLY HORSEY SHT
you forgot to mention she wears that SYC FUK crp too haha….she must feel very smart with sick f*ck on her shirt… streeth youth couture..i know.. you dumb sick f*ck haha.
really please stop everyone!!!!!!!!!….. stop defending horse face. and lauren, honey, i’m embarassed to tell it to your face, but you’re ugliness is the topic of conversation so please stop defending yourself on here and don’t kill it for us!
I had sex with lauren..and her bones dig in like crazy… please eat lo, i’ll feed you!!
well the outfit isn’t too bad
but the boots are horrendous
the colors in the setting didn’t help much either.
she looks pale
I guess plain jane really is the word.
hahah hereee we go again.
1: this shows just how much of a life you don’t have.. you’re too embarrassed (by the way, you spelled that word wrong.. and you also dont know how to use the correct form of “your”.. so how smart do YOU feel?) to say it to my face, so you have to hide behind a website. who’s real idiot here?
2: you really expect people to believe that these are all different people posting on here? when three of the postings are just a couple minutes apart?
no need to defend myself, YOU’RE doing it for me by coming on everyday, obsessed with posting stuff to make yourself feel better. haha its kinda cute how much enjoyment you get out of revolving your topics of conversation around me
.. and even cuter than that is the fact that, even though you think syc fuk is soooo dumb, you’ve done your homework on it enough to know what it stands for. hahaha
i dont think you’re using “please!!” “really please!!” or “plain jane” enough. next time you decide to post three comments in a row, try to come up with some variety. you’ve killed the horse face thing. come up with something substantial to talk about, although im sure you cant.
Of course they figured out what Syc Fuk meant. You think you are some sort of genius for figuring that out? Do you really think youre so much better than the rest of us that you post low grade model shots on your myspace? What kind of crowd you trying to apeal to? I dont think real modeling agencies use myspace to recruit. If you really want your glamour shots to get you a job, try centerfolds gentlemens club, its amateur night on mondays.
I’ve never even heard of this site until this picture. but who ever keeps posting the SAMMEE thing about lauren must have absolutely nothing better than to creep lauren’s myspace all day long. You don’t even know us and like lauren said, lets sit here and talk on a computer all day long. B. VOID. . ur the one that should be on her with ur go-go outfits and snake bites. You’re three years younger than me, you don’t even have a clue about me. So ladies- because we all know men dont come on here to post comments every minute of the day, get on with your low life and stop wasting your time envying us.
envy yeah…that’s the word I was looking for
haha
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
britney your so funny, hahahahahahahahaha
ahhahahahahahahahaha i love you
lmao.
wow.
she does look like an animal type of thing.. like a horse
long face
she might kick me and gallop on my face..so i’ll stop writing the truth!!
Only FVHS trash would take this seriously and care enough to come on and defend themselves. Let ppl rag who gives a flying f*ck!!
seriously
The chick in the black pants just farted
who would be envious of either one of them? no offense but neither of them are much to look at.
love the novels they wrote about how ppl envy them hahahahah
who does that?????
stuck up b*tches make my day
no one gets put on this site for no reason
one or both did something cuz friends don’t post pics of their friends
or because you are jealous of them, yeah pretty sure thats why theyre on here.
I thought Orange County was supposed to be fashionable? The girl in the back…really? Is Abercrombie and Fitch even still in business? Because I think I has those shorts 6 years ago. And those boots are horrid and look like they’re from Payless. At least the girl in the front has SOME sense of style. I’d never guess the two of your were friends? Girl in front, take the girl in back to go shopping please.
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haha i concur
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I like to ride horses : D
THE B*TCH IN THE WHITE LOOKS LIKE POPEYE THE SAILORMAN GET HER SOME SPINACH
the girl that took these, janelle watzke, makes this a 3 way of PURE FILTH
SOOO FILTHY
she was a good f*ck
Its simple, do not post bad pictures of yourself!
i know both of these girls and i personally don’t think either girl deserves this.. there both cute if you ask me.
OH MY GOSH!!!!
I HOOKED UP WITH HER BF TOO : [
I had taken a photography class to receive my AA degree for my major and my assignment was to take modeling pictures with different styles, so seriously go to hell all of you. they’re not TRYING to be models and start a career or anything they were just helping me out, so im soooo sorry that these pictures disturbed all of you sooo much so quit looking at them and get a life.
What in the sh*t is going on???
Are you kidding? The girl in the red is SUPER HOTTTTTT!!!!!
um are you joking? she is literally laying in a ditch, PURE FILTH..
and the girl in the black really does look like she just farted.. hahahahahah
horsus facies is the proper nomenclature….