Posted in Houston, Would You? | April 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Lauren shes 18 and apparently from Houston Texas. I Think shes gorgeous. Shes now a brunette but looks amazing either way. Shes dating some ugly guido for some reason. She could do wayyy better. Shes wayyy out of his league. But ill leave the judging up to you. So WOULD YOU?
Answer: No, she looks like Forhidden’s younger sister, I give her 2 years before the Plastic Surgery take over starts.
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blowfish! says:
shes only 17! dont trust this blowfish! shes will lie right to ur face and she cheats on her boyfriends. Ivan transformed this girl bc before him she was a ghetto HOODRAT!
to blowfish!from what i know........ says:
Lauren has never been a “hoodrat.” From what I know of her she’s a very nice and classy girl.
to from what i know........real!! says:
nice maybe but not classy at all… salim was better off with amy ,, now this girl was pretty and CLASSY AND OFCOURSE NOT A HOODRAT HAHHA. lauren and salim dont make a good couple she even taller than him lol.
to real!!ha says:
amy orob wrote that comment herself! that is one of the most idiotic things ive ever heard! how ignorant
to haMODELESQUE says:
HAVE YOU NOT HEARD LATELY?? TALL IS SEXY AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN! WAY TO KEEP UP WITH FASHION AND WHAT ACTUALLY IS BEAUTY! I KNOW PEOPLE WHO WOULD KILL TO BE HER HEIGHT!
to MODELESQUEheyy its Lindseyyy b*tches. says:
lauren is my giirrrl<3and shes def. not dating “guido” anymore:)
to heyy its Lindseyyy b*tches.loves yaaa
bfffffffffff says:
this chick is ugly.. her something about her face is just uggghhh..the nose??
to bfffffffffffOG says:
and the eyes…sort of a down’s syndrome kind of look
to OGhmm says:
yeah, her nose is really messed up and she doesnt really have alot of personality. if you take away the fake tan, fake hair, and make up, what exactly are you left with? I would put her in the tranny catagory with a slight goth type of look. not doing it for me….
to hmmstraightforward says:
WOW! This girl is amazingly beautiful!
unlike most girls in houston
she has an outstanding body!
i wonder how she looks like as a brunette?
to straightforwardYEAH OK says:
OK SHE’S 18 AND LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ALMOST 30. THATS TOO MUCH MAKE-UP FOR THAT YOUNGSTER……..WONDER IF SHE HAS THAT NATURAL BEAUTY?
to YEAH OKI'll pass says:
this girl seriously isn’t pretty or smart at all..just another ugly ghetto girl in Houston. I wouldn’t date her for no reason cause i meet her once and geeze she needs to work on her English…
to I'll passreally says:
unlike before , Lauren is NOW very naturally pretty. she looks much more exotic and classy than she did before. the dark hair looks much better. she doesnt look like a stripper anymore. hopefully she’ll keep it that way!
to reallydude says:
shes still a nsty f*cking h0e
to dudeOMGGGG!!! says:
OH EM GEEEE!!!!
to OMGGGG!!!the party scene says:
seen a lot of bitches that suck for c*ke or went dirty . This girl is freaking nice as hell and Salim is an asshole that cheated on her so many times with dirty wh*res! Laurent isvery classy decent girl that deserves really good man drug free from good family and not from party scene! Lauren dont even listen to all those bitches and assholes!
to the party sceneIf it looks like a duck. says:
She looks like a Mexican.
to If it looks like a duck.STUNNING says:
I HAVE MET HER BEFORE AND SHE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST PEOPLE I’VE MET IN A WHILE AND I GET THE VIBE THAT SHE IS REAL. WHOEVER POSTED THIS (EVENTHOUGH IT WAS COMPLEMENTRY) SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE SO, SHE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE ON THIS SITE WITH ALL THE TRASHY PPL
to STUNNINGomglol says:
the onlything real about her is her nose and its big and ugly
to omglolButterfly says:
I think she is pretty. People are just hating! Do your thing honey!
to Butterflyb*tch says:
shut the f*ck up you sound like a cheap n!gger
to b*tchwow says:
omg are you serious? that was rude….
to wowjess says:
LOVE Ya BabY GiiRL!! F*ck the HatErS! TheY’re JuSt JeaLouS of your HaWtt AsS!
to jessILLICIT PROMOTIONS says:
I f*cked her while she was dating Ivan. She cheated on that guy so many times. I think CK hit it too, and Ivan and him are said to be friend. Wow, what a friendship. They both cheated on each other with CK from what I heard. CK and Lauren, then CK and Ivan. You go CK!!
to ILLICIT PROMOTIONS:) says:
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
to :)luvya!! says:
CK will tap anything with a pulse. I miss when he was on here once a week.
to luvya!!why? says:
it was so boring no one ever had any dirt on him.
to why?fact!! says:
CK sucked Gino’s winnie!
to fact!!Hm says:
This girl isn’t a wh*re. Trust me, I tried and got no where. Pretty hot girl though
to HmAnonymous says:
the second pic really makes her look like a guy. where’s the proof that this is really a chick? i’ve seen some guys that are trannys and pass really well for a female. even guys date them and dont even know it.
to Anonymousomglol says:
very true…..
to omglolsteeeve says:
The fake look is not a turn on, i’d like to see her with darker hair.
to steeeveMAYOR WHITE says:
whats her myspace?
to MAYOR WHITEdt patrol says:
she’s really ugly
to dt patroldont hate; appriciate says:
uhhh ohhh i smell jelousy in the air!
to dont hate; appriciateChris ~ ILLICIT PROMOTIONS says:
“Souf”west barbie is her myspace. Are you serious? “Souf” instead of “south” isn’t ghetto. Wow! You guys are idiots.
to Chris ~ ILLICIT PROMOTIONSHOTTIEPATOTTIE says:
I actually thought she was another dime a dozen Houston skank, but then I met her and she is actually quite nice. Have to admit she looks way older than 18 though, I hope that is a spray tan otherwise I’d hate to see what she’s going to look like in a couple of years.
to HOTTIEPATOTTIElol... says:
I mean come on she’s so young and immature! she definately needs to grow up!
to lol...lol... says:
ooooppppsssss i forgot to mention fake??
to lol...Jealous says:
It is obvious that there are a lot of haters on this board who are jealous of lauren. She is beautiful and well-off, everything most girls on this board pretend to be
to Jealousfriendyyy says:
from what i know of Lauren, shes very classy and carries herself very well she hates “ghetto” people.
to friendyyyshe doesnt to any drugs and shes not fake like most girls in Houston and doesnt pretend to be what she isnt, honestly she may not hang around the best crowd of people, which probaly gives her a bad image at times, but i know she is a sweet girl and diserves the best in life.
lmao says:
she’s from the ghetto and is ghetto. stop trying to be classy lauren. your a hood rat and always will be you fake ass wh*re
to lmaoreal says:
i agree the only thing she has classy is her granny panties, you can see that she havent updated her closet, i always see her wearing gettho dresses that you can tell the nasty underwear she wears… lauren wear thongs with stuff like that hahaha
to realpshhh says:
lauren has the most style ive seen in houston, you obviously dont understand what you are saying. your just hating because you cant afford not even a quarter of the clothing she has.
to pshhhTrue!!!!! says:
HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! yeah I can afford that and more b*tch!!!
to True!!!!!NATALIE says:
LEAVE LAUREN ALONE and STOP TRYING TO START DRAMA.. AND MIND YOUR OWN FREAKING BUSISNESS!
to NATALIEDOE’S TALKING SH*T ABOUT PEOPLE SERIOUSLY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF? YOU PEOPLE MUST HAVE HAD A REALLY SORRY CHIDHOOD OR HAVE SOME SERIOUS SELF ESTEEM ISSUES!
HAHAHA natalie says:
YOUR GONNA BE ON THE DIRTY NEXT
to HAHAHA nataliereal! says:
stop faking you care…
to real!yanin says:
vroomvroom! streeeeeeetch!! [clouds of smoke!!] lol good times
to yaninAshly84 says:
ALL THE GOOD COMMENTS ARE FROM LAUREN HER SELF AND HER STUPID FRIENDS. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!
to Ashly84PARTY SCENE says:
get a life
to PARTY SCENEDAMN says:
that girl is hot as sh*t
to DAMNSDSF says:
SHES STILL SEXY HERE BUT I LIKE THE DARK HAIR WAY BETTER!
to SDSFChris ~ ILLICIT PROMOTIONS says:
Yanin is a homo!
to Chris ~ ILLICIT PROMOTIONSHELL YEAH says:
Yes! Yanin is a HOMO
to HELL YEAHL.K says:
Lauren is a very sweet girl and shes very pretty with and wiithout makeup. she doesnt do coke etc… so for those talking shit, get a f*ckin life! Lauren doesnt act ghetto at all. She has good taste in clothing, so stop judging her by the photos you see above and if you want to put it down, post ur pictures up bitches and see who dishes you out! Because in reality i dont think any of you guys (one with negative comments) can even amount to Lauren!
-xoxo L.K
to L.K