THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw Elvira out working @ a club in Boston last thursday and I have to say I fell even deeper in love with her. Never seen her in person before and WOW she is really flawless. She asked me to take this pic of her so here it is, you’re the first to see! nik, i’m in love.
That is a terrible picture… she looks like sh*t.- nik
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of course she looks like sh*t — she actually does! She requires all the MAC and plastic to try to look “hot.” She can’t do it naturally.
Not a good picture of a beautfiul girl…how did you f*ck that up? im sure she didnt ask you to take sh*t either.Shes gorgeous and it seems to me you posted this to be a wiseass
she looks like a retarded goldfish right here
yeah ihave to agree she’s not lookin good in that picture but i think its the angle it was taken at…… i’d still make sweet love to her all night long
You called it Nik.
She’s still hotter than Brocks Chick.
Nah. I think Brock’s Chick is prettier. Elvira has a great body, though.
Not saying much when you consider what Brocks Chick looks like in person.
she allways looks good
Wow, she needs to lay off the photoshop. Elvira, everyone knows you have a hook nose and dark skin, just embrace it.
PS, why don’t you ever smile? Is it because you have a messed up grill?
She is standing by the noodle to make herself look better. Is she one of them bottle chicks that light the sparklys.
she doesnt look like sh*t at allll? nik you’re a hater!
aww. She looks like a man here.
What happened? She normally takes good pictures. Her face is all long, almost HORSEY
why didnt you post my comment? funny how you say what you want,but have the guts to censor.
Shes hot and who cares what you think? anyone can have a bad pic taken of them….worry about making yourself look better instead of taking so much time to put others down.
Its a compliment how everyone loves my wife so much.
Thanks,
Management
Hahaa nice name management
Lets see what this girl looks like without the fake eyelashes and Mac force field… Anyone can look good with a tan and some +2′s… Show me something special….
Does brocks chick sag in areas we dont speak of? She did have a kid afterall
she was sagging in those places long before having a kid, lol.
My wifey looks good no matter what. We had her noodle friend over for dinner a couple weeks ago, and she is pretty hot too…. Although my wifey has been havin problems with some stalker who calls himself “The Management” – weird
Its just Management. No “The”. And I thought I fired you a couple weeks ago. You’re like a fly that wont go away. – weird
Thanks again Wop,
(just) Management
And P.S. She is just my girl, if she were my wife she would have a fat ring on her finger. I just call her that for funsies.
Attn: Management,
Stfu about your username no one gives a f*ck.
Sincerely,
You’re ghey
GHEY??? Really? You must be a newbie to this if you think you have to spell GAY that way. And its obvious that you care. And when did I talk about my name? I just corrected him like ill correct you. You really are GHEY. Good job GHEYwad!
Thanks again GHEY HO-MO),
Management
“You’re ghey” seems to have struck a chord with you, “Management.” And for good reason. You’re a loser with pent-up aggression over the need to justify a lame username. LOL@ You.
Thanks for the correction, I wont let it happen again (Burger King) Management
Would you like some mustard with your tube steak sandwich?
Thanks,
Management (from the BK)
Team Elvira!
I love the asian. Her tight pu$$y would make me blow a huge one all over her face.
The noodle is HOT!
TWIG with a WIG
I’ve been saying that all along, no need to say more.
Elvira, I am a big critic of you. But if you really see my point, It helps you just as much as it disappoints you.
She’s making that face because of the smell
10 bucks says the b*tch sent this in herself, it’s edited and contrasted and everything. Not what a normal picture looks like. The face she’s making makes her look retarded.
Why is she half naked? I thought she was going to school to be a lawyer?!
Sorry, but the noodle is the hottie in that pic. Elvira’s face looks jacked. She needs to keep that boody in the pic so you don’t notice her face so much. Just sayin.
if she asked you to take the pic of her whos camera was it with? why would you have her pic? prob her submitting her own pics
kelly….your teeth are jacked…..ive seen them in real like……its called photo shop….and really stop sending in pictures of your self for publicity…..are you that desperate….your shirt line got dropped from karmaloop….and you have noooo modeling gigs….your washed up