THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like the bad economy is good for a Brutal Roided out Loan Shark, looks like the Aussie Kanga Roids bought himself a couple of new rides.
Let me guess… he got those shorts at Target.- nik
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That Porche reminds me of Jazz from Transformers…cartoon/comic… not the movie
THE LAWNMOWER says the guy isn’t gonna pick up any chicks with his looks. Id spend all my money on cars too if I looked like him. He needs to just park it in valet and rev the engine all night. Some stupid hook will bite.
whats the difference between a porccupine and a porsche?
on a porrcupine, the prick is on the outside
That porsche is sick. That dude is a d-bag.
1. I need to have a stupid blue outfit to look my gayest- check
2. I need to max out on roids for the pic- check.
3. I need to look tough flipping the bird- check
4. Need gay blue shorts to show my trash tat’s- check
5. got accepted for bad car loans so I can look cool- check
6. have zero dollars in checking account- need to spend money on the obvious roid and minimum payment on cars- check
7. The picture taken looking down on me- makes me look taller- uncheck
8.need hot girl with big boobs to lay on car- oops- I don’t know any girls- scratch that off.
Your misinformed. This guy has more money then you could imagine. Keep your cunt mouth shut bout stuff you dont know.
Good for him!! This is for all you haiters!
its called Spellcheck moron, and we all know thats you Kanga, no 1 likes you!!!
damn those rides are sickkk…sure beats a s550
Sexy legs, love the tatt on it! Yummy, i’d tear him up
you’re probably an ugly ass fat b*tch
She’s probably broke too and has to leach off of men like her mother did.
I’ll take the Porsche, but ditch the douche.
Damn I need to get a Job as a Loan Shark
So he drives a Porsche. That’s what we call a Di*k Extender.
Guy has style!
does the ice know about this dbag? i thought we were deporting these types
Sick rides, but hey kids the nice cars don’t come hand in hand with doing roids. You can guarantee the douce bag attitude
Ha! he ain’t so big.. I am bigger than him.
this dude is a g haha “Brutal Roided out Loan Shark”
The cars are off the hook… Bet he has a teenie weenie and the cas help make up for that. Keep Balln you little Stud Midget!!!
too bad a wallaby ate ur baby….
just sayin’
It’s dingo retard
dingos very rarely attack humans. maybe a handful of cases per year. i believe the last human fatality caused by a dingo was in 2001.
Lol this guy is hilarious. Those whips are sick.
who cares?!
nice cars anyways
GT2 or GT3 more than half the dumb people on this site dont know WTF im talking about!
It’s a twin turbo (GT2 and GT3) have ceramic breaks… They would be yellow
gt3′s for the 997 generation 1 did not come standard with pccb “porsche ceramic composite brakes” and further more if they were yellow that does not necessarily mean that they are pccb… this is a regular 911 turbo (the gt2 &3 do not have the fin on the side of the front bumper cover), people think this is badass just because of the paint…. he cant even afford a porsche aero kit or porsche tequipment wheels, 30k milli if you ask me
That’s a ruff tuned porsche turbo. No paint job all the black is carbon fiber pieces. The car is pretty pricey so this d-bag has money but that is a sick ass car. I would kick him in his tiny little balls and take the car. MATE!
its a gemballa avalanche
thats one ugly pain job on the porsche
Too bad about the paint on the porsche…
what is this guy like 4’10″?
Can’t hate on the rides nope not cool…him on the other hand…
Make Money…….
Toucan Sam sayswhat?
fck that… im gettin in biz with this dude lol
Richard Simmons called he wants his Dolphin Shorts back
KangaRoid: Hey, bloke, climb up on that there light pole and take my picture while I flick you off!
What a douche!
Am I missing something here? This guy is a douche I get it. But, because he has two bad ass rides? Every time I read a comment about someone’s Ferrari, Porche, Vette, or Lambo there’s a bunch of losers expressing their penis envy. Not all guys with bad ass rides have small penis’s. This dude looks like a retard, and he gives the rest of us that work out a bad rep. But damn, some people on here have to get past the stereotypes because its annoying. I drive a F360 Spyder (on the weekend) because I am a car freak…not because I have a small pecker!!! Just saying…
I would have went all white on the Porsche… Lambo is a waste of money.
Dolphin Shorts are for the gays.
HAHA – the License Plate on the Lambo even says “Shark” – this guy is legit in my book
It’s a twin Turbo (I have one) GT2 and GT3 have Ceramic Breaks which would be yellow.
You dumb ass you can’t even spell BRAKES. The p.o.s. you do drive probably breaks all the time.
Not for the gays….way to end it there with the F360 Spyder shout out.
Yes, you do have a small pecker.
yeah J Live, great one. You just ooze with originality! And hey, it’s not that small!
Like it is hard to lease/get a bad loan. What does this prove? It’s not like the b*tch has his sh*t paid off. He is just show’in he is in debt to his left nut.
Dude, when you are that desperate to have someone take a photo of you w/2 cars and you are so juiced up on roids- all that trash tat’s on your body. Who are you trying to impress? What are you over compensating for?
Everything you do screams love self esteem.
Turn classy dude. You have no style, and your body is blasted with trash. Wake up- you think your going to be like this when you are 60? sad- very sad
What does he do and whats his name i want to google him….
Google Tim Shark GOLD COAST he will come up
his steering wheel is on the opposite side
sweet your boy drives around kit cars
old man wigger
This picture was taken by the repo man who took his cars away
Dude. i love this guy. He rocks. He comes off a little silly looking but damn he sure seems to enjoy his life. Quit hating!!!!!!!!
At least we don’t get to see his face up close like on his My Space. page. Is totally understandable when you have his face and a peanut size c*ck, you’ll need ALL the fancy cars your money can get.
P.S. He also has a Hummer H3, Rolls, 2-Ferraris, another Lambo and a bunch of others.
Oi Don’t talk shi …. But I am going to friend this fck on MySpace…. He is Fuckin… Crazy…. I got a million friends so his Megalomania Ass will not deny…. Fun Dude… Is he For Real………… Stop
Tim Sharky no longer lives on the Gold Coast, he’s moved overseas. He made all his money – for sure, but at the expense of many ‘borrowers’ that he enforced with acts of violence and intimidation. He was taken to court around 2002 for breach of the trade practices act, and for extortion. He bashed/had other bash socially disadvantaged people – including a 70 year old, a blind person, women and family. He also provided loans to many drug dealers and prostitutes in the Gold Coast area, and although not proven – was believed to have creditors in local bikie gangs. So he’s a crook – just a smart one
Yes he made it – but at the expense of people’s mindsets and physical appearance. He could have been sentenced to 14 years imprisonment – but got off with a fine of about $250,000.00
the man
the guy sucks cock
biggest wanker i have met, he’s in a movie called gettin’ squared as a bodyguard. australian movie.
this guy is a two bit petty criminal with small bank account and large ego..most around here wouldnt piss in his ear if his head was on fire..dumb, agressive, chicken hawk picks on small passive people. seen him get the shit kicked out of him by a young bloke half his size at the pub.