Nik Who Would You Rather Hef Twins or Paris Hilton
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | April 14th, 2009


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik lets say Hef said he would put you as sole heir in his will to the Playboy Empire, only stipulation is when he dies you have to choose Paris Hilton or Both Hef Twins to marry and mate with. If you don’t chooses one the whole world will get AIDS.
Answer: None of them have anything to hold on to… sorry world we had a fun run. Don’t want Playboy debt and I cannot stick it in these chicks for the rest of my life. Maybe if we all die the dinosaurs will come back.





woody says:
Got to go with the twins…more variety plus Paris looked lame in the sex videos…no passion
to woodyRichieRexic - ®® says:
Getting desperate for one-liners nik?! Gotta steal from SPURS FAN!?!? He JUST made the comment about dinosaurs coming back the other day on my post….. you know, its not very nice to steal peoples comebacks.
April 9th, 2009 at 9:10 pm SPURS FAN Says:
This post is too good to be true:
Cowboy Trout has dire issues if what he is writing is serious. That dude could be ripped on what he wrote alone until the f*cking dinosaurs came back to earth or the sun burns out. Whichever comes first. Unbelievable.
to RichieRexic - ®®Anonymous says:
RR you like like a dinosaur
to AnonymousSTOP SNITCHIN says:
damn when will Paris go away???did she sell her soul to the devil for fame????what is her job description:famous for being famous??shes not pretty.
to STOP SNITCHINbig boi says:
give me all three and a 5th of any drink and lets go to work
to big boiRon Burgendy says:
….nothing to grab onto???….how about thats ass in the white while iam hitting it from the back….
to Ron Burgendylisten says:
SHE MAKES STUPID INSECURE FACES IN ALL HER PICS. ONE EYE IS WAAAAY SMALLER THAN THE OTHER! not to mention her Ape knuckles that drag the ground. she has no business with a bunny uniform on. ever.
to listenSIZZLE CHEST says:
thank you i agree.
to SIZZLE CHESTSIZZLE CHEST says:
Paris is a fcukin amazon woman,.
to SIZZLE CHESTTAz says:
Those twins arent even that hot. Id rather bang Leper.
to TAzLongRanger says:
I agree with TAz. Too many jockeys have ridden the Paris pony and Kelli aka Leper or Staci aka Brocks Chick are way way hotter than those twins.OMG! That statement just made me think how hot a threesome with Leper, Brocks Chick and myself would be. Well at least for me it would be good.
to LongRangerHater says:
When did Paris get boobs?
…. I wanna feel
to Hater666 says:
twins and paris?
to 666i would just to say i did, who could come back to that one?
N86 says:
Those twins are ugly trashy sl*ts. Did you know that they were arrested for beating up each other? Talk about TRASH! And Paris? Ummm…hello c*kehead insecure b*tch with size 11 feet at 5 foot 8. Gross!
to N86jrman says:
why not all three and let them have a threesome, lmaso!
to jrman