Photoshop is for Liars

Posted in Manhattan, The Dirty | April 2nd, 2009

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Told you photoshop is for Liars… A-Rod hit that.



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Photoshop is for Liars
  1. April 2, 2009 at 8:15 am

    Tatazz says:

    Wow. Is that my grandma???

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  2. April 2, 2009 at 8:17 am

    bigdog sons says:

    it’s like Shallow Hal, but alot worse…..I always imagined that’s what death looked like

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  3. April 2, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Needle Butt says:

    I just threw up in my corn flakes

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  4. April 2, 2009 at 8:31 am

    petty (the real one) says:

    both pictures are photoshopped, one to make her look old and one to make her look young. These were all over the internet like a week ago. Get some current content Nik.

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    • April 2, 2009 at 10:50 am

      Pointdexter says:

      Seriously. I think this website is a perfect illustration of why the economy’s a mess–no quality control. Nik sucks at what he does, but he’s successful.

      Reply to Pointdexter
  5. April 2, 2009 at 8:43 am

    whateva says:

    Gross!

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  6. April 2, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Victoria says:

    Hey the Bitch makes more money than all of us! Isnt she in the Hall of Fame? Madonna…you go girl! Dont hate! Appreciate. Love her music…

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  7. April 2, 2009 at 8:56 am

    .. says:

    people that pale actually exist?

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  8. April 2, 2009 at 9:00 am

    (oYo) says:

    It’s all the same when the lights go out anyway.

    Next story. Give us something worth our while, Nik.

    Reply to (oYo)
  9. April 2, 2009 at 9:01 am

    NotaDirtyRegular says:

    What? Madonna is actually old and wrinkly at age 50? Wow, didn’t see that one coming.

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  10. April 2, 2009 at 9:06 am

    F@T B@STARD says:

    ugly fcukin j#wbag.

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  11. April 2, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Truth Hurts says:

    Liar of the century. I like her music, but her man arms scare the hell out of me.

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  12. April 2, 2009 at 9:17 am

    Anonymous says:

    President Obama wants to regulate, tax, and control so much of our lives and commerce, yet not a single word of banning photoshop or at least taxing its use very severely.

    The photoshopped version of Madonna should come with a surgeon generals warning that this woman does not really look like this or have been prohibited lest Madonna continue to get the impression that she is passable as a living woman. Mr. President, the time for action on this is now.

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    • April 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm

      Photoshop User says:

      There are more important things in the world, than Photoshop. A ‘warning’ is ridiculous, maybe a caption saying “Retouched by whomever” but a warning? How come make up, isn’t view this way? If you’re a woman, it’s because you use makeup daily. Photo manipulation isn’t realistic for yourself unless you use PS, which you don’t.
      If you’re a man, you want women to wear make up. Unless you’re gay, in which case… well that’s your choice, and the photoshoping of someone’s photo is the subject’s choice.

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  13. April 2, 2009 at 9:18 am

    Sean Penn says:

    Dude…Madonna is soooooooo nasty these days. When I hit that she was just beginning to smell like “Hot Garbage”, so I checked out. I can’t believe this old bag is still getting any attention. YUK!

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  14. April 2, 2009 at 9:26 am

    LEPER TALKS WITH A BLACKCENT says:

    MADDONA IS CASHED!!! LIKE N*GGER WANNA BE LEPER

    Reply to LEPER TALKS WITH A BLACKCENT
  15. April 2, 2009 at 9:41 am

    CHRONiCA says:

    ew madonna did not age well

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  16. April 2, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Maple Syrup says:

    B’ahahaha that’s too funny.

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  17. April 2, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Murf says:

    That woman actually makes my stomach turn, always has. Absolutely repulsive! And the fake British accent she adopted years ago was friggin hilarious. I guess that’s what tons of money will do to a person. The woman has no concept of reality. She lives in La-La Land.

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  18. April 2, 2009 at 11:22 am

    please get a life says:

    fuc8 is so shocking.. you white people age like forty going north.. please!!

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    • April 3, 2009 at 6:00 pm

      WOW says:

      you are thee most racist person. you have alot of hate in your heart. you are letting the devil pit you against people of another color that are just like you.there is a reason the nightly news only shows a select specific portion of what is going on in the world and it usually is negative or incites racism this is no coincidence.it is to divide and conquer,just look at any public figure in history that has tried to bring blacks and whites together(martin luther king,malcolm x)they were takin out but people that keep us divided or insite hate(jesse jackson,al sharpton)are allowed to live.

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  19. April 2, 2009 at 11:22 am

    ElPasoLightBar says:

    I would tap the hell out of that ass!!!!!!! Never made sweet to a corpse before!!!!!

    Reply to ElPasoLightBar
  20. April 2, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Mr. Angry says:

    Guy Ritchie could tell all of us a thing or two about Photoshop…

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  21. April 2, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Kika says:

    You people are ridiculous, Modonna is laughing all the way to the bank so don’t be jealous;)

    She’s 50 but she was never particularly hot even at 20, she’s not known for her looks lets just agree on that

    Reply to Kika
  22. April 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    frank says:

    i’d smash it

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  23. April 2, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    Michael says:

    ummm both of those pics are photoshopped within an inch of their lives… get it together

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  24. April 4, 2009 at 2:14 am

    dlo says:

    I just threw up.

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  25. April 4, 2009 at 3:16 am

    Venom® says:

    “My Precious”

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