THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik from what Ive heard Pucker really really wants to make a sex tape with Dirty Celeb Timberfake. Ive heard shes flying him to seattle asap because she wants him so bad.
Timberfake will not do it. It will ruin his celebrity and he is a “Playbaby” who doesn’t take Drama’s leftovers.- nik
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Damn… that’s the hottest shim I have ever seen (no h*mo)
I just see 2 dudes in that picture.
Where are all the white b*tches at
YOUR POSTS SUCK!
Go back to working at 7-11
GROSS. SO DID NOT WANT TO SEE A NAKED FATA**
This girl looks like she’s 15 and she has back rolls
Timberfake, #1 Playbaby. Wouldn’t surprise me if they did. I’d make one with her.
three some!?!?
She is nasty, looks like she’s hairy and has a HUGE nose. Wh*re might as well do a porn we’ve all seen her nasty ass naked body anyway.
Timberfake is as cold as ice
Timberfake feels so good he feels so numb YEAH
I doubt Timberfake has anything better to do than use Pam as his c*mdumpster for the weekend…they should have Nickel operate the video camera!
SICK! Just take a look at those rolls!
sick, pam is the result of a gas huffing native.
Im white lol
You look half mexican to me.
I know you’re mixed, don’t deny it. Mutt.
ROLLS? SHES LEANING TOWARD THE SIDE EVERY CHICK HAS ROLLS WHEN THEY DO THAT EVEN LIL STICKS! STOP POSTING HER AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE NOW ITS GETTING RETARDED AND OLD! THIS IS POINTLESS, LEAVE HER ALONE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WORTHY TO PUT ON THE DIRTY FOR ONCE!
Nah she’s just a meaty girl. look at her arms…they are HUGE
no. ALL girls do not have rolls when in that position. It’s called working out. And I’m a girl….no rolls. Thanks for trying though, slunt is a fatty.
Pams commenting as newsflash
youre fat pam. go starve yourself
Dont do it Timberfake. They must kill your name before they can [remove] you. This would do it for sure
srsly?
ridiculous.
Dan K = Not me, for the record.
why would it be u?
I heard pam sent timberfake nude photos
Of course I did. we are pretty much in a sexual marriage
not really because he is with me biatch
you have never met him you low class hooker! He thinks your grossss! he makes fun on you all the time… its hysterical
Anyone who wants this timberfake f*ggot has got some issues. He looks like a b*tch a$$ f*ggot. What do you wh*res see in him? Oh yeah, you’re wh*res.
I don’t know who has a weaker chin, Timberfake or Josh from Million Dollar Listing, I think we should have a vote…Nik where you at?
they are both so hot
She is beat and she isnt even 21 yet? Wow I dont think Timberfake would stoop that low.
She needs to hit the gym STAT! Then and only then would I think about hitting that from behind…
Must be a slow week at the dirty for talent.. GEEZ
Timberfake is the lead singer of a rock n roll band he is so laid
get a life chris stop commenting under 100000 different names youre so ugly all i see is bad skin, pimples on your forehead, nasty stubble hair from not shaving, and a jacked nose. Get surgery, o wait your too poor and surgery is something you cant steal
hahaha I havent had a pimple on my beautiful skin since freshman year thats funny richie rexic
When you see Timberfake I hope he gives you hell
I Want extreme penetration from all angles and such
youre a raunchy white trash tramp please [removed]
I would if I was Timberfake.. Then he can transition to Bollywood.
what ? I am not indian .
go get her you #1 playbaby. she’s as hot as anything the lou has to offer…
Timberfake has double vision tonights the night hes gonna push it to the limit eww when its gets through to me its always new to me
i have a cricket phone
Send me some pics
I would watch it and play with my old lady cooter
YOU FAIL!
Timberfake dont fake being me.
Go fix your nasty skin – heres an idea – go steal some anti aging skin cream.
Toodles
BTW – very very fat pam
lol I am not fat at all. Your a cutie ashley.
YOU’RE you moron. Go back and get your high school education…wait that sh-it was like third grade stuff.
noone notices his black eye?!!!?!!!??
WHAT A WINNER
Black eye lol its the tint of the sun or reflection of something you retard
Its true.. timberfake is super human he doesn’t bruise
TIMBERFAKE IS RETARDED…..MOVING ON!
I love reading my Satanic Bible and have hundreds of Spiritual Witch Candles.
Oh and I have a Soulmate I know I do I just havent met him yet.
But when I pray to my Witch Candles I see him in my Beady Eyes
I no we are sad. Even if it is just porn we feel like we should help out the world, if you need anything richierexic let us know – if working for a night club isnt doing it for you, lets get you out of there. Like mcdonalds of some sort, you have just gone off the deep end and we hate to see it .
Pam, you might want to try and get help for yourself before you offer others. Don’t come close to RR, she is pure, please don’t taint her with you hpv. If she becomes tainted then I will….see the vicious cycle? Put an end to it and get a chastity belt and send the key to RR. (I’m assuming you know where she lives since you like to stalk and all) We’ll make sure nobody catches your cooties :]
Oh and you’re welcome.
its a FACT..
3 in 4 woman who are sexually active have hpv..
so before you try and talk sh*t about someone eles having it you might wanna go get checked…
oh & by the way technically hpv is not an STD.. its a virus not a disease… which can never possibly be a SexuallyTransmittedDisease dumbass
That wasnt me. It was probably you Pam – you STD Sl*t.
Get some student financial aid and get an education.
This is my last comment on this STD infested post. See anything else under my name its a name jacker, whom i d guess as pam
Im with RR on this one,,,,love you girl…
Um, you aren’t me. Sorry.
must of been when he got his A** beat by his ex Richie Rexic
PRetty sure my sex boo hasnt posted because hes at work!.
That wasnt me. I didnt say that. I know chris doesnt work…but i dont care….
and I know chris never dated or hooked up with Richie Rexic, i get sick of hearing you lie chris, but ill still spread my legs for you dont worry
O MY GOD ASHLEY STOP USING MY NAME TO POST!!.
TIMBERFAKE ISNT EVEN HOTT, HE MAY BE RR’S TYPE OF GUY BECAUSE HE’S A DOU*HE, BUT PUCKER CAN DO BETTER! HA!
no no. They never even hooked up! LIKE i so Would not even talk to him if they did!!
I heard Timberfake is really gonna b*ng pucker just not on tape ya digg
yeah, but just gotta let you know, my dad gave me herpes when I was 17, but i take valtrax so its ok, no worries
My dad was a cool guy, he laid pipe on richie rexic – her son is my brother
No, honey, he laid pipe on you. That’s obv why you’re so f*cked as it is.
Timberbaby is so yummy and sexy
We are. His posts arent working. we need to teleconference the world even put it on live web cam ya no, no airbrushing and such
i wonder if pam loves cake farts
Richie Rexic is poor white trash
she smells like taint
Chris – im poor? You live with your grandpa you sack of sh*t. I drive a 2007 range rover, you drove a 2000 beat down corolla, and you use your grandpas cell phone. Keep talking lies about me and I will keep exposing your pathetic life. Seriously if i had a life like you id just end it. Must suck never having money
Id f*ck the grandpa too, I love old c0ck!!
how is it that u think u know so much about timberfake RR? did u guys have a fling of some sort?
Or they were friends….friends do know stuff about each other idiot.
Hmmm thanks for not putting up my last post!!!!!
I hope he gets her in the eye
I hope he does too. I Am so ready for that!!.
TIMBERFAKE, YOU NEED TO CLARIFY THAT WE ARE INFACT FILMING A VIDEO WITHIN THE NEXT 3 – 4 WEEKS.
That playbaby mr fake has a horse c*ck Ive heard
Wow the #1 Playbaby is So Hot right now hes hotter than Neil Diamond.I want more attention I need it maybe Timberfake will come over and bake some Cookies with me this week.
swear to god chris you comment as me one more time I am taking my paperwork to city hall and officially pressing charges on you for stealing my perscription pills. And next time you step one foot into LURE youll be handcuffed and arrested.
Kiss your daughter goodbye because im officially pressing charges on your stealing ugly @ss
Your the one sits on your computer all day psycho. You need to give your kid some attention instead of playing in fantasy land
you do kind of sound like a tool timberfake saying that. I know RR would never say that she hates you. Chill out with being obsessed with her, thought you wanted me? God
he doesnt want you….he said he doesnt even think you are hot….haha,,,RR is way hotter than you…no wonder he would rather be obsessed with her because your nasty
Nik stop blocking Chris’s comments lol
hope your not talking about me i am not chris
haha no dear , timberfakes name is chris.
yea bc you know him….hey by the way what type of girl offers to do a sex tape with a guy they have never met??? sl*t ass bitches do
you dont even know him you pyscho biatch-get a life…..he doesnt even think your hot!
he should’ve made a sex tape with me when he had the chance but now he’s resorting to this slunt. typical timbertard
you and pam so desperately wnat me on your post you pretend to be me…well chris its already over for you and your grandpas house
#1 Playbaby for sure (no homo!)
First, he had Richie Rexic and Leper.
Then, we all know he conquered Mt. Nickel.
Now, PamWOW!!!?????!!!
Who’s he going after next? Both of Nik’s Solo Bims?!?
He needs to get in me first
that doesn’t seem like it is going to be a huge challenge for him…
agreed…doesnt seem like a big challange bc pam sounds like a huge SL*T! -Team RR baby!
owned
PamWow Pucker, you’ve just totally kicked me to the curb.
Where are my PamWow Pucker nekkid pics?
on your phone silly rem ?
Your the hottest, sorry baby.
We need a sex video too
Johnny will you STFU i was never with that white trash lowlife. what dont you get through your fcking head johnnhy
#1 Playbaby title revoked if true.
How can someone be #1 Playbaby and not have sexy time with The Princess?
Thats the truth Johnny. All timberthief ever did was steal from RichieRexic. Stop thinking RR would EVER in her life hook up with such white trash.
Now, c’mon.
You telling me the #1 Playbaby would hang around a hot piece of tail like Richie Rexic and all he did was steal a phone?
He’s #1 PlayHomo if he didn’t get some sexy time with The Princess.
why are you guys pretending to be RR? You realize how lame your threads are without her that you attempt to post bogus comments as her? You guys – timberf@get and super sk@nk pam – are white trash nobodies that nobody likes. Pretending to be RR is soooo weak and desperate! Hope you guys [removed] together.
whats the link to see all her nude pics?
i must admit…timberfake does look kinda cute with his lil stubble n shades
Sorry RR – ill stop pretending to be you. I just want to be you and get frustrated. I always comment as you, sorry
Well, the sun is is coming up here and I need to get my rest yes? It seems that Miss Rexic’s joy water is flowing from her infatuation with the #1 play baby, just sayin…..
go steal stuff timbertheif
you and pam are so desperate to have RR on your posts its sick. Faking to be her doesnt count you 2 are such losers OMG LMAO HAHAHAHA
yo chris u can film a scene at my place! the green door is open for ya playa!! and pam, ur lookin good babe
=) ok LETS do it SOON!
and by SOON i mean Ill show you my p*ssy and butthole RIGHT NOW on my webcam! AIM Me!
I Didnt say that! hahaha. But I mean if we can do that lets go for it!!
Sure you didn’t say that you are so obknockscious
Wow this site is getting so lame……
I really wish Pam would not get posted on here anymore, it’s getting annoying, Nic should just know better and stop
We need new people
Pamslunt WHY do you take naked pictures? You take them yourself in your room in your mommy and daddy’s house? You trashy disgusting little girl. You’re not even a real model, if you were it would partially explain why youre such a slunt.. but the fact is that models don’t weigh more than a blue whale, don’t look like 3rd rate Reno shims, and the only reason you take naked pictures of your fat cottage cheese a$$ is to get ATTENTION from disgusting guys. PATHETIC!
sex for suree
Shut the F up and put some clothes on for once,
you dirty man-handed skut. It’s no wonder
nobody likes you.
Pretty sad when you think the only way to
get attention is to get naked all the time and take pics!!
Oh, and finger your own asshole… BARF!!!
Pam can you send me some nudes so i can see what that little monkey looks like???
RR is a joke. why is she bringing Chris’s family inot this sh#T? hIs daughter and grandpa have nothing to do with this…. so why would you want to take their house away? Is it because you are a spoiled retard who stayed on jenny craig to long, so now your a bitter skinny beat chick. Chris may have some messed up problems but you sweet heart have no life at all. And i think LURE is for the GAYS so who would want to go there anyways, deffinitely not to see you SCARECROW…
Then maybe chris and pam should think twice before going around commenting as her because Id do the same
Team RR
im getting so depressed of this sh!t i might actually eat something!
OMG! FOR REAL?? WHAT DO YOU WANT LIL GIRL I WILL GO BUY YOU A “FAKE” KIDS MEAL TO GO WITH UR “FAKE” PERSONALITY!
ok so who cares if they write on here as you who cares. It isn’t hurting you. I think you just want something to complain about. Do something constructive Rocky Dennis!
What personality she doesn’t even have a fake one.
so whats the link to her naked pics?
How are these people so interesting? Obviously they upload themselves. I dont really get this. Rexic and this guy. Seriously, what am I missing.
Timberfake is cool rexic is a fool or better yet a mule
just don’t get pregnant in the process Pam, then there’s another baby you’d have to abandon.
Poor PamWow.
I guess my gal is gone for good. I’m sure she’ll be back.
Timberfake is the #1 playbaby. At least That girl is hotter than richierexic. Timberfake should hit it, quit it, but destroy the evidence before he leaves her house.
THERE WILL BE NO SEX, THERE WILL BE NO VIDEO, CHRIS IS A COOL GUY BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS WAY COOLER, AND I HOPE EVERY ONE GETS THIS WAS A JOKE.
AND TO THE HATERS, KEEP HATING, MAKES ME FEEL GOOD =)
groupies and jumpoffs
You guys are absolutely pathetic posting pictures of yourself on here as if anyone even cared about you at all. Then you have a bunch of fake comments that you put on here. What the hell is wrong with you anyway?
no fake comments., I love chris!
Just wanted to say thanks for the great post ! Found your blog on Google and I’m happy I did. I’ll be reading you on a regular basis ! Thanks again
Thanks,
Donna
This ugly chick is my best friend’s ex-girlfriend
iously, this girl is really gross too. Please make her go away Nik. You have the power.
N!k takes it up the @ss from GetRad
Wow he has some sexy lips yummy