Small Guy Travolta
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at the Nickelback Concert in Dallas and ran into Travolta! He was kind enough to give me one of his business cards. Didn’t know if you had seen one or not. 
Enjoy!
Is he referring to his Greg?- nik
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Small Guy Music…SGM? What the hell Nik, you gonna let him get away with that?
Small Guy Music was waaay before the Dirty dumba** :p
why would you go to a nickleback concert?
yes please, nickelback is the better question. WTF?!
I agree with Jase… you’re gay for going to a Nickelback concert.
i really like this guy super sweet and funny
there is NO WAY that that is JOH NTRAVOLTA… you need your eyes checked… plus don’t you think the man has been through enough recently? can’t we just leave him and his family OFF OF THE DIRTY?!?!?!? you peoople have no respect!!!!!
no one ever said it was John Travolta f*g!
You are clearly an idiot and need to get your own eyes checked. No one John, dear. Please grow a couple more brain cells before your next comment. Thanks.
I know your trying to appeal to the small guy, but seriously dude, naming your company small guy. Not too bright are we.
Gotta love Travolta JC. What a clown.
FYI – he and his “band” have a commercial for one of our local news stations here in Dallas where they sing a song I am pretty sure is for the gays
no, he’s referring to yours
aw luv ya sweets let the hatters hate your amazing.. =]
Yeah, you know us hatters….grabbing that hat on your head and pulling it down over your face,
hahaha i know this girl this is hilarious she was sitting behind me on the lawn and she straight up asked him.. dont i know you ? r u on the dirty.com .. hahah he was like yeah i have haters ! Hilarious!!!!!!! Hey nickelback roxs people get wit the times !!! I was got his card too !!!!
I didn’t know anybody heard me ask him that. Hah. I couldn’t help myself but to send in his card b/c I <3 the site and felt obligated. But in his defense he was a nice guy and didn’t seem like the HUGE douche bag I was expecting. LOL
This is prolly the ugliest dude in Dallas. Sweet hairline Matthew! Your house smells like throw up and cat piss! Oh, and Harper left you bc you’re a needle-d*ck that cries while making love. Go write a poem about it or something…or better yet, just switch teams already and go be a roadie for Elton John!
this guy was from Paradise Hotel
this guy is such a player! he thinks he has all this game to pick up models left and right. They only work for him to get famous! He claims he wants to settle down with one person (that’s his pick up line by the way) and is totally methed out whenever you talk to him! He loves blonde hair and fake tits so ladies watch out!!!! HE IS A PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, but what is he? Please be more clear.
retard
UGH this guy is such a joke! He’s a self proclaimed musician/producer here in Dallas; really full of himself with absolutely no right to be. Top of the line poser; bottom of the barrel douche-bag.
i get the idea of this site, i really do and i usually get a good laugh out of the things people say about my good friend matthew, but get a clue. to say he’s methed-out is ridiculous. you clearly don’t have a clue who he is. the jealousy factor is getting out of control. nobody puts on better shows in this town. if you want some real facts about this “poser” check out smallguymusic.com. you will see what he’s about. i know you all probably think this is matthew writing this, but it’s not. just a friend who is tired of some of the over-the-top lies that are appearing. again, love the site and get the idea. keep up with the fun, but at least get some of your facts right people.