Sol-Oh Face
If you missed the webcam show today, I was on it because one of my assistants (Kaden Solo) was a no show. So in her honor I threw a Teriyaki RICE BOWL in Jaden’s face like a champion.
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i wanna nutload on that face
fire her…GetRad never missed GetRad fridays..get rid of them
Nik: Put your mother in the cage(that’s what I call it)… she’d be fun and I want to see what she looks like. I’m sure she’d be fun to talk to.
Who is her Make up magician cause I absolutely need to meet her and get some of her killer techniques under my belt! She can take one girl, say some magic words, and “KAH BLAM!!!”NowAnew girl APPEARS
LAME!!!
Nik sucks donkey dik.
Nik takes it up the ass
Hahahahahaha, hell yeah. That is funny, too bad that food looked like $hit and that’s probably why you ended up throwing it.
nik – that is a metaphor for something else you want to do to her.
she looks like a cute albino monkey pulling cooties out of her hair…its all kaden’s fault…it should now be Jaden-Solo and Kaden-No-show…
why in the f*ck would you do that nik?!
It’s called assault.
Actually battery.
Assault is the threat, battery is the actual physical action.
finally someone has a clue about the law!
Very nice of you Nik..
Are you gonna fire Kaden?
SEE KADEN… Right now. YOur ruining Lives. People are getting hurt.. Unacceptable! Pooooooor Jaden
HUH?
Jaden is soo pretty!…….Has Kaden reported in yet? I’m curious what her excuse will me.
Where was Kaden?
Who does Nik think he is, with 2 assistants? Bill Gates doesn’t even have 2 assistants.. what a primadonna!
WHAT A BUST UP FACE!!!!!
C’mon Nik, if you are gonna demean your assistants at least coerce them into giving you sexual favors – throwing food at a cute girl is simply for the gays.
For those watching and listening to the webcast…
did anyone here Jaden say…? –
“You clean it… I’m not cleaning this up!”
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and a voice from the background said…
“Evidently you don’t know the hierarchy!”
My money was that it was Merlin…
Poor J-Bob……
No wool pullin’ for him tonight… his $600 exterior was left wet and smellin’ like…
– chef -
– crimking -
Teriyaki RICE BOWLs are for the gays.
Sue him for the rights to the site!
Jaden’s hair is green
What sucks Persian’s Dick, and has no tits, or ass?
Jaden Solo
ok, really ,no one cares about ur very average looking assistants. for a guy who is uber-picky im shocked at ur assistants. cant u have some hot ones that are nice to look at. plain jane is all i have to say.
I’m sure you’re great looking.
I AGREE WITH LEX. KADEN IS MUCH PRETTIER THAN JADEN. JADEN LOOKS LIKE THAT DINGY UGLY ASS SLOTH FROM ICE AGE!
Hey Jaden, make sure you throw something back in Nik’s face (or upside his head). Miss you!
She looks like one of those girls that just got j*zzed all over their face and hair, lol
Staged.
Not so much.
yeah, these assistants are getting old and boring, probably way over paid too.
get-rad fridays was better. you could find more interesting people rather than same-face scottsdale girls
jaden, please find a trout to buy you a nose job, stat.
Please and thanks.
IM SURE SHES HAD WORSE IN HER FACE.. AND HAIR..
-KEEP IT MOIST
i want to bite jadens back marv albert style
Jaden is a Sweethart, NO rice throwing!
Jaden looks like she’s taken one in the face before…..
I’d so pee in her butt
why would you piss in someones ass?
*YAWN*
This is about as exciting as Nik is tall…
your assistants make me want to gauge my eyes out. Please hire somebody thats not at a third grade reading level.
She sucks…
Domineering Mother? Absent Father? Which is it Nik that made you such a special guy? Your a Xerox, a Memorex tape. Loser.
i’m getting really, very sick of hearing about these stupid bimbos. nobody cares about them, the dirty just isn’t the same anymore.
marisol is so much hotter than this bitch!
i know, and she sucks good dick!
marisol is so much hotter than this bitch!
xoxo J*