True Montreal Dirty Celeb
THE DIRTY ARMY: This ‘so-called’ Canadian Celeb Chesticles is an embarrassment….here is a real gem from Montreal, Vanessa….She is AMAZING! She needs to replace Chesticles!
Relax Montreal, you can have more than one DIRTY CELEB in your city. Told you America is smarter than Canada. She is a little long in the face. DIRTY ARMY, what should we name this maple leaf?- nik
being she’s the 2nd celeb…call her “2 Leaf”
The Goblin
….don’t get me wrong….she is still hot as hell.
How about “French Fries” – She’s Canadian (all canadian people are coward frenchies in some way or another) and she’s obviously a tanner (Sun doesn’t shine in Canada).
OH and French Fries are cheap, as she appears to be.
You hit it on the motha f#ckin head MP! Im with you! FRENCH FRIES!!
Thanks,
Management
How bout ‘Yikes!’ lol she does have the long horse head going on. Nice rack though.
CANSADA
Canadian Bacon seems like a logical choice…
mr edmonton
Will be in Montreal April 18th… She can come hangout with us, we may even be able to get her in the fight. lol
Molson
She kinda looks like a squirrel so “SquirrelyGurl”
Montre-all-that.
Or a blonde chipmunk: “Blipmunk”
Hockey Puck or Lochness
She’s Hot!
fish lip licker?
ihop…only because they have the best syrup.
maple beaf… ya know.. instead of maple leaf!
Spam Anderson
She should be named “maple queef”.
haha
She looks like Brandy from Joe dirt so maybe something along those lines…
PUCK FACE
I have a place for that tongue to go.
go with “Sloppy Seconds” (2nd Canadian, Sean Avery ref, looks kinda like Elisha Cuthbert..ok so not really but both are blonde eh)
Canadian long face = “Moosehead”
nice or Moosejaw like the city
Canuckles…
How about naming here, CanadianMounted
she is hotter than BC
I think “Pucker” because she is always puckering her lips and she is clearly a hockey fan, and she is going to be a star on the dirty.com so I think “Starpucker” may be more appropriate.
Chinadian: she’s a little noodly in the eyes.
Moose Knuckle
Molson.
Ms. Mounty
…or Ms. Mountie
However you spell it
ROYAL MOUNTIE
Greg Hoser
Pot cafe’s and hot blondes too bad me and nik can’t go because of the DUI….
How about:
1. Dudley Do-Right’s Chick
2. Nell Fenwick
3. Bullwinkle
name her “leaf blower”
MapleQueef
Like MapleLeaf, get it?
How about “Zamboni” Or Zam-boney
How about “Almost”……as in almost perfect.
Poutine
Slapshot
LongJaw Silver
“Canadian Bacon”
hmm, let’s name her Ashton COOCHer in honor of her dumbass trucker hat that went out of style at the same time as those really awful stripper nails.
True_montreal_dirty_celeb.. Nifty