We Need A Female Chicago Dirty Celeb!
Posted in Chicago, Circus Coon, The Dirty | April 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, chicago is one of the biggest cities in the US and we have NO female dirty celebs. Id like to nominate kathy.. she is all over the dirty club scene and has been on your site probably over 25 times if not more. She just got a boob job so she should be right up the dirty celeb alley, right? Any good nicknames? id like to suggest P*ssyLips…. hence the bright pink lipstick. or PL for short.
Your nomination is granted, your name is not. I say “Circus Coon” or CC for short. Any takers?- nik
(Because she has circus t*ts and she looks like a racoon in the eyes.)
JL says:
How about Miss Mascara
to JLhmm says:
what about Rack-coon?
to hmmyo says:
How about just plain NASTY.
to yoAnonymous says:
How bout ugly b*tch?
to AnonymousK says:
best name so far.
to KAnonymous says:
lol thank you… it didnt take much thought
to Anonymouspoor jenny says:
I like RackCoon
to poor jennyvegasgal says:
We have a winner!!! Perfect name!
God I don’t know what’s worse on this girl, the orange fake bake, the six shades too light concealer, the neon pink lipstick, the Clairol bleach job or the ridiculous implants. The poor thing looks like a circus clown.
to vegasgalDrago says:
what about Mangerine
to Dragogyna says:
does she thinks this looks hott? seriously. it looks like someone threw up spray tan on her !!!
to gynaJimmy Vegas says:
I say, “Tina Yothers +2″ She looks like the girl that played Jennifer on Family Ties, +2.
to Jimmy VegasSJCPete says:
She has eyes? Sorry, I didn’t notice…
to SJCPeteBittersweet says:
I’m in love, I come to the dirty to see chicks like this because we don’t have them over here in Holland. Amazing what some chicks do to themselves…
to BittersweetAbel N. Wilan says:
Only thing that really works is; “TOSS” Tits On a Shim Stick. Ya figure…….
to Abel N. WilanChris says:
OMG! I know this girl! I went on Spring Break to the Bahamas & she was there. Her & her little crew were the talk of the island & not in a good way. Lucky for you guys, you only see a pic. In person this chic looks like THE JOKER. If I woke up to that I’d probably chew my arm off… Can we call her “Coyote Ugly”?
to ChrisBut on a serious not: This girl is someone’s daughter & will one day be some poor senile man’s wife… We shouldn’t poke fun at “Bobble-Head.” As a matter of fact if you decide to poke her you should wear a life jacket & beware of the tidal wave that may occur. You have been warned!
DOUCH BAG says:
RACK COON WORKS BEST! THATS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
to DOUCH BAGPeach says:
Really were making Kathy a dirty celeb over one photoshopped picture?
to Peachstupid.
Wang Dang Dong says:
I live in Chicago, and always enjoyed watching Bozo’s Circus as a kid, now I just enjoy watching bozos, — so i say call her Bozo’s Circus.
(Did they graft her ass up onto her collarbone, and if so, what the hell is now where her ass used to be?)
to Wang Dang Donglmao says:
OMG, orangina & rackcoon is the best lmao
to lmaoWESTSIDE says:
Name that thing SUNKICKED sunkiss orange and kicked in the face
to WESTSIDESTR8UP says:
Neon Barbie
to STR8UPwow says:
look at those time intervals..somebody has no life!!
to wowum says:
they look normal to me…
to umhm says:
yeah most are within a couple minutes..anymore obvious?
to hmlmao says:
RACKCOON
SILICOON
TOP2
to lmaohahahahah says:
i agree!
to hahahahahhaha says:
actually shes been chickenhead kathy pre-op
to hahawill says:
seriously? effing discusting. NOTHING about this girl looks natural…or normal for that matter.
to willugh says:
ORANGTINA FAKEULARA she looks like a broke ass christina agulara
to ughwhat2be says:
if she ditched the orange spray tan shed be okay. boobs are oversize for her frame but I love em anyway. big +2′s for the win!
to what2beughhh says:
i wonder …. if someone stuck a needle in her implants.. would she fly away like one of those deflating balloons? my god, this girl is ugly. in person she’s 1000x worse… i’m surprised her parents didn’t put her up for adoption.
i like rackcoon.
to ughhhJohnny Boy says:
I bet her parents are real proud of their daughter now with her trashy looks.
to Johnny Boyjt says:
why not dorito ( nacho cheese of course )
to jtKING says:
I VOTE BOOBaloompa
to KINGDee says:
I second that. Came fresh from Willy Wonka’s Funbag Factory
to Deetrout says:
Orange Sherbert
to troutLongRanger says:
Not even close to Dirty Celeb.
to LongRangerDee says:
what is fanta’s myspace or last name?? cannot judge on this one photo.. well i can but still..
to Deehey hey hey its shanaynay says:
Jendeh (persian for sl*t)-Coon (jendehcoon)
to hey hey hey its shanaynayAnonymous says:
I’m a voter from chicago soo…
to Anonymouslove the name, but nik, just wondering if you got the “coon” part from southpark???……. everyone gets inspiration from somewhere, southpark is legit inspiration, or maybe I just watch too much tv
asian swasian says:
1. get a new hair stylilst or get one if you didnt have one. 2. i dunno why girls try so hard to be pretty that they have to o get fake tits overly sized that probably tip her nasty ass over along with the 60 layers of makeup. nice lips btw im sure you suck alot of dick that u needed to get them done so bad.
to asian swasian..suck says:
sh1t brick
to ..sucktrash says:
how about DESPERATE TRAILER TRASH
she thinks brian from surreal is her boyfriend
to trashvegasbaby says:
oooh rack coon for sure! lmfao
to vegasbabyDee says:
coon means something totally different in australia..
to Deeha says:
I like p*ssy lips
to habeli says:
GO-GO GADGET ORANGE!!!
to beli... says:
You can feed Africa with one of those melons.
to ...kathy says:
Ur jus jealous b*tches!
to kathyfoxy says:
HAHA YEA! WE ALL WISH WE HAD GIGANTIC FAKE LOOKING BAGS OF HARD PLASTIC IN OUR CHESTS AND ORANGE OOMPA LOOMPA SKIN!
to foxyAnonymous says:
and we are soo jealous of ur buck teeth u fake b*tch….. why the hell would we be jealous of a you when its all fake!
to AnonymousWAIT says:
KATHY PROBABLY SENT THAT IN HERSELF SHE IS DYING TO BE A DIRTYCELEB!!! DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN SHE IS LAME
to WAIThmm says:
what about abortion lover since she had one
to hmmdood... says:
ur seriously sick in the head. thats so f*ing digusting and sad!
to dood...Absolutely hilarious says:
Rack coon has my vote. for sure
to Absolutely hilariousJoe says:
BOOBaloompa was mine b*tch don’t be a thief Queen
to JoeReality says:
you know some promoter will be dumb enough to have her host a party.
“come meet dirty celeb….”
like they do with the playboy cyber girl gogo dancers and their 15 min of fame
to RealityLildanker says:
She is the same color as your bike.
to LildankerFigured it out says:
I’m not from Chicago but don’t they have mirrors there? How the hell can she look at herself and say, “You know I really should spray more orange sh*t all over myself” She is one of the worst smoosh faces I have ever seen.
to Figured it outmyspacebustdowns.com says:
she also made it to this site saying the same thing about her ,that she is fake ass hell
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