THE DIRTY ARMY: What the Hell happened to J Simp? I know she was never the sharpest tool in the shed but she used to be something to look at. Now that shes gotten together with Tony HOMO shes turned FAT and totally unattractive. Id say Waif like. I can only hope shes not PREGNANT or shes depressed and eating her Feelings. Nik?
Nick Lachey won the game of life.- nik
12 says:
romo looks pissed that his woman blimped up.
to 12Dude McClery says:
She’s always had an ugly face (BUTT CHIN!) but her bod was what used to save her. So much for that now.
to Dude McCleryummmmm... says:
waif like means skinny, thin, etc, etc, etc……
to ummmmm...I HATE TONY ROMO says:
This is what the miller lite diet will do to you
to I HATE TONY ROMONick Lachey says:
She was on a lot of meds when we were together and I have heard she is on many more now. Some of those meds plump you up.
to Nick Lacheyses says:
gross
to seshmmm... says:
Waif like? That means skinny, smart guy.
to hmmm...bun in the oven says:
hello!!!! she abs. prego! as fast as that girl is able to loss the Lbs… if that were the problem she would have drop them by now!
to bun in the ovenpothead says:
photoshop
to potheadwow says:
why don’t you go google her then dumb*ss. shes a fattie
to wowjt says:
tits on a bull
to jtTerrible Owens says:
Hey Homo your girl is ugly and fat.
to Terrible OwensBudget Baller says:
That is the look of a defeated man. It’s a shame once the infatuation wears off and you have to put up with these women every day..
to Budget BallerListin up tony says:
Don’t marry this broad. She’s a fat blimp that looks like Dolly parton, run, run, as fast as you can bro.
to Listin up tonybrandon lee (the real one) says:
“Listin”
please go slap your 5th grade english teacher please!!
to brandon lee (the real one)poop says:
Romo is disgusted. Blimpson is plain nasty and damn annoying – dump her and hangout with Pacman! At least he would pull some hot girls. The veins are gross too.
to poopplease get a life says:
Whats the big hairy deal.. before she was skinny and unattractive.. now shes fat and unattractive.. what the hell is the differnce.. she cant hide that ugly look like her father face!!!
to please get a lifezonacat says:
Those tittys are pretty veiny. Gross
to zonacathotchickens says:
waif like?? you idiot.
to hotchickenswhat the hell says:
Waif means small, petite or skinny…whoever wrote this is a big of a moron as Simpson is fat.
to what the hellLesson for the Ignorant says:
I am trying to lose 40 lbs and I look better than she does. Finally people are coming to their senses and realizing JSIMPLE is nothing to look twice at nor has she ever been. Tony Romo has to be embarrassed to be photographed with her looking like that. She should have some kids, stick to designing shoes and quit the fame game forever.
to Lesson for the IgnorantLesson for the Ignorant says:
PS: I’m sure Tony would love to put those HIDEOUS earrings around his neck when he is with her.
to Lesson for the IgnorantFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU says:
Tony could get way hotter than that.
to FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUtruth says:
they just broke up, you’ll hear about it soon.
to truthPEARL says:
Simpson finally got her karma
to PEARLha says:
Dude she aint fat, shes still fine as hell to me. I’d still give her the two pump chump. If shes fat then I love fat girls(and I dont trust me)
to havegasgal says:
Nick definitely won in the end. He’s with Vanessa Minillo who’s a thousand times hotter than Jessica, and Tony Romo is stuck with a dingy, shallow, D-List fat chick whose albums and movies are bombing.
to vegasgalokaaaaay NO says:
Vanessa is NOT hotter than Jessica you must be on something
to okaaaaay NOAres says:
vanessa manilo’s body is horrible, u must be drunk
to AresCold Heart says:
At the end of the day she is still richer in one month than most of you will be in your whole life….
to Cold Heartobvious says:
gonna need it to buy food.
to obviouslol says:
total prego boobs, blue veins n lookin like they gone POP
to lolJessica says:
Everyone goes through a rough spot at some time in their life and she already lost a lot of that weight….give her a damn break.
to JessicaXL Pimpin says:
hahaha romo is so hating his life right now. dream turned nightmare, one of the cowboys best starting QB’s but cant win a playoff game, dating JESSICA SIMPSON, now a whale. tony romo is getting a FML (F*ck my life) tat on his forehead.
to XL PimpinSW says:
Romo has no spine! Sorry big D, no SuperBowl for you.
to SWseigfreid of roid says:
girls that were diddled by daddy get fat so daddy doesn’t want to diddle anymore. Now I’m not saying that this is the case here…
to seigfreid of roidCaptain Obvious. says:
Hey, idiot that sent this in:
to Captain Obvious.Waif like = extremely skinny
Johnny Knoxville says:
Glad I got her when I did in…..Hazard County…The general lee will never be the same!
to Johnny KnoxvilleALL says:
jessica simpson is still pretty.
to ALLand i can gurantee that none of you are winning any beauty pagents and none of the guys are getting any. so just stfu.
Dave says:
hahahaha….anyone on this site (including the one who sent the email) would still hook up with her. If you say you wouldn’t, you are lying.
to DaveJohnny Utah says:
Ed Norton – American History X, Robert DeNiro – Raging Bull
to Johnny UtahNicolas Cage – Leaving Las Vegas….wake up morons, its Hollywood…these people can gain and lose 25 lbs in a month….and she will too because her agent wont let her get fat and lose all his commissions!!…..and she could be pregnant
but anyway.... says:
whateva.. those earrings ROCK!
to but anyway....FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU says:
lol she looks kinda beefy. but i’ve definitely fuct worse.
to FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAres says:
i bet her nipples are the same size as those ear rings with those big a$$ saggers
to AresGetdown Gary says:
She has always been beyond gorgeous,and I would marry her in a sec. Plus or minus 50lbs. Beautiful face and the ditzyness that I love.
to Getdown Garybrandon lee (the real one) says:
if i had the choice between JSIMP or Jaden. I would definitely choose Jaden
to brandon lee (the real one)Skinny B*tch says:
Someone needs to make her an easy to understand flow-chart of how calories work.
to Skinny B*tchLMAO says:
SHE FELL OFF!!!!! SHE NEEDS TO HEAD TO THE GYM FAST!!!!
to LMAO