What Happened To J Simp?


What Happened to J Simp?

What Happened to J Simp?

THE DIRTY ARMY: What the Hell happened to J Simp? I know she was never the sharpest tool in the shed but she used to be something to look at. Now that shes gotten together with Tony HOMO shes turned FAT and totally unattractive. Id say Waif like. I can only hope shes not PREGNANT or shes depressed and eating her Feelings. Nik?

Nick Lachey won the game of life.- nik


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  1. April 11, 2009 at 11:03 am

    12 says:

    romo looks pissed that his woman blimped up.

    Reply to 12
  2. April 11, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Dude McClery says:

    She’s always had an ugly face (BUTT CHIN!) but her bod was what used to save her. So much for that now.

    Reply to Dude McClery
  3. April 11, 2009 at 11:08 am

    ummmmm... says:

    waif like means skinny, thin, etc, etc, etc……

    Reply to ummmmm...
  4. April 11, 2009 at 11:14 am

    I HATE TONY ROMO says:

    This is what the miller lite diet will do to you

    Reply to I HATE TONY ROMO
  5. April 11, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Nick Lachey says:

    She was on a lot of meds when we were together and I have heard she is on many more now. Some of those meds plump you up.

    Reply to Nick Lachey
  6. April 11, 2009 at 11:29 am

    ses says:

    gross

    Reply to ses
  7. April 11, 2009 at 11:37 am

    hmmm... says:

    Waif like? That means skinny, smart guy.

    Reply to hmmm...
  8. April 11, 2009 at 11:41 am

    bun in the oven says:

    hello!!!! she abs. prego! as fast as that girl is able to loss the Lbs… if that were the problem she would have drop them by now!

    Reply to bun in the oven
  9. April 11, 2009 at 11:48 am

    pothead says:

    photoshop

    Reply to pothead
  10. April 11, 2009 at 11:53 am

    jt says:

    tits on a bull

    Reply to jt
  11. April 11, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Terrible Owens says:

    Hey Homo your girl is ugly and fat.

    Reply to Terrible Owens
  12. April 11, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Budget Baller says:

    That is the look of a defeated man. It’s a shame once the infatuation wears off and you have to put up with these women every day..

    Reply to Budget Baller
  13. April 11, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Listin up tony says:

    Don’t marry this broad. She’s a fat blimp that looks like Dolly parton, run, run, as fast as you can bro.

    Reply to Listin up tony
    • April 13, 2009 at 7:21 am

      brandon lee (the real one) says:

      “Listin”

      please go slap your 5th grade english teacher please!!

      Reply to brandon lee (the real one)
  14. April 11, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    poop says:

    Romo is disgusted. Blimpson is plain nasty and damn annoying – dump her and hangout with Pacman! At least he would pull some hot girls. The veins are gross too.

    Reply to poop
  15. April 11, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    please get a life says:

    Whats the big hairy deal.. before she was skinny and unattractive.. now shes fat and unattractive.. what the hell is the differnce.. she cant hide that ugly look like her father face!!!

    Reply to please get a life
  16. April 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    zonacat says:

    Those tittys are pretty veiny. Gross

    Reply to zonacat
  17. April 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    hotchickens says:

    waif like?? you idiot.

    Reply to hotchickens
  18. April 11, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    what the hell says:

    Waif means small, petite or skinny…whoever wrote this is a big of a moron as Simpson is fat.

    Reply to what the hell
  19. April 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Lesson for the Ignorant says:

    I am trying to lose 40 lbs and I look better than she does. Finally people are coming to their senses and realizing JSIMPLE is nothing to look twice at nor has she ever been. Tony Romo has to be embarrassed to be photographed with her looking like that. She should have some kids, stick to designing shoes and quit the fame game forever.

    Reply to Lesson for the Ignorant
  20. April 11, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Lesson for the Ignorant says:

    PS: I’m sure Tony would love to put those HIDEOUS earrings around his neck when he is with her.

    Reply to Lesson for the Ignorant
  21. April 11, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU says:

    Tony could get way hotter than that.

    Reply to FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  22. April 11, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    truth says:

    they just broke up, you’ll hear about it soon.

    Reply to truth
  23. April 11, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    PEARL says:

    Simpson finally got her karma

    Reply to PEARL
  24. April 11, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    ha says:

    Dude she aint fat, shes still fine as hell to me. I’d still give her the two pump chump. If shes fat then I love fat girls(and I dont trust me)

    Reply to ha
  25. April 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    vegasgal says:

    Nick definitely won in the end. He’s with Vanessa Minillo who’s a thousand times hotter than Jessica, and Tony Romo is stuck with a dingy, shallow, D-List fat chick whose albums and movies are bombing.

    Reply to vegasgal
  26. April 11, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Cold Heart says:

    At the end of the day she is still richer in one month than most of you will be in your whole life….

    Reply to Cold Heart
  27. April 11, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    lol says:

    total prego boobs, blue veins n lookin like they gone POP

    Reply to lol
  28. April 11, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Jessica says:

    Everyone goes through a rough spot at some time in their life and she already lost a lot of that weight….give her a damn break.

    Reply to Jessica
  29. April 11, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    XL Pimpin says:

    hahaha romo is so hating his life right now. dream turned nightmare, one of the cowboys best starting QB’s but cant win a playoff game, dating JESSICA SIMPSON, now a whale. tony romo is getting a FML (F*ck my life) tat on his forehead.

    Reply to XL Pimpin
  30. April 11, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    SW says:

    Romo has no spine! Sorry big D, no SuperBowl for you.

    Reply to SW
  31. April 11, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    seigfreid of roid says:

    girls that were diddled by daddy get fat so daddy doesn’t want to diddle anymore. Now I’m not saying that this is the case here…

    Reply to seigfreid of roid
  32. April 11, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Captain Obvious. says:

    Hey, idiot that sent this in:
    Waif like = extremely skinny

    Reply to Captain Obvious.
  33. April 11, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Johnny Knoxville says:

    Glad I got her when I did in…..Hazard County…The general lee will never be the same!

    Reply to Johnny Knoxville
  34. April 11, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    ALL says:

    jessica simpson is still pretty.
    and i can gurantee that none of you are winning any beauty pagents and none of the guys are getting any. so just stfu.

    Reply to ALL
  35. April 12, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Dave says:

    hahahaha….anyone on this site (including the one who sent the email) would still hook up with her. If you say you wouldn’t, you are lying.

    Reply to Dave
  36. April 12, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Johnny Utah says:

    Ed Norton – American History X, Robert DeNiro – Raging Bull
    Nicolas Cage – Leaving Las Vegas….wake up morons, its Hollywood…these people can gain and lose 25 lbs in a month….and she will too because her agent wont let her get fat and lose all his commissions!!…..and she could be pregnant

    Reply to Johnny Utah
  37. April 12, 2009 at 10:59 am

    but anyway.... says:

    whateva.. those earrings ROCK!

    Reply to but anyway....
  38. April 12, 2009 at 11:48 am

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU says:

    lol she looks kinda beefy. but i’ve definitely fuct worse.

    Reply to FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  39. April 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Ares says:

    i bet her nipples are the same size as those ear rings with those big a$$ saggers

    Reply to Ares
  40. April 13, 2009 at 12:16 am

    Getdown Gary says:

    She has always been beyond gorgeous,and I would marry her in a sec. Plus or minus 50lbs. Beautiful face and the ditzyness that I love.

    Reply to Getdown Gary
  41. April 13, 2009 at 7:22 am

    brandon lee (the real one) says:

    if i had the choice between JSIMP or Jaden. I would definitely choose Jaden :)

    Reply to brandon lee (the real one)
  42. April 13, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Skinny B*tch says:

    Someone needs to make her an easy to understand flow-chart of how calories work.

    Reply to Skinny B*tch
  43. April 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    LMAO says:

    SHE FELL OFF!!!!! SHE NEEDS TO HEAD TO THE GYM FAST!!!!

    Reply to LMAO

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