THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this loser thinks he is the sh!t because he is with this Playboy Playmate Laura Croft. It doesn’t change the fact that he is fat and heading towards 300 lbs. What is with that last picture, Zorro for the Gays… That “Playmate” is trashy to say the least, and rumor has it she has the gift that keeps on giving.
Fact is, he’ll convince her to blow what little money she got and she’ll be back on the pole.- nik
Nicole A. says:
What is with that guy’s bandana? Is he some sort of gangster? So what he landed a playmate, she’s beat.
to Nicole A.Gummy says:
He’s fat, she is beat – NEXT!
to GummySPY says:
THIS IS A BAD PIC OF HER… SHE REALLY IS A VERY GOOD LOOKING GIRL.. BUT THIS GUY REALLY IS A FAG!!!!!!!!
to SPYsiberia says:
Is true, she have AIDS..
to siberiaha says:
HATERS!!!!!! She is gorgeous and has a great personality. Shes a fuc*ing playmate and could get anyone she wants so who cares if her man is fat. Jealous much
to haReality Check says:
Not all Playmates are hot. Hef is getting old and has lost some of his senses and sight. Just look at those twins he has LOL.
I really don’t care about these 2, he is 1 quarter pounder away from a trifecta on the scale, and she is one step from being a trailer wh*re. WHO CARE’S!
to Reality Checki beat says:
i hooked up with this chick, and she leaves alot of marks….A BIG FREAK…..A++++++ FOR A LAY
to i beatWTF says:
She’s a Playmate?! I googled her name, and she looks WAY better in those Playboy pics than in these real photos! She looks like a stripper. Oh that dude looks like a douche who loves to eat too much. I would staple his butt shut and just keep feeding him, and feeding him until he explodes. Yeah!
to WTFJaxxxMan says:
Ha! Ontop of it, she has a major c*ke problem. STD’s, fattys and blow? Yeah, sign me up for playboy. NOT. I’m canceling my subscription if she’s the way that magazine is headed.
to JaxxxMandisgusted says:
Im pretty sure i just threw up in my mouth a little bit…these people are perfect for each other, fat,ugly, loose..c*ke heads…. std’s????? gross. I’ll pass….
to disgustedwanna be wangsta… get a life dude.
Im pretty sure shes with him b/c he was on an obese awarness commercial…gotta keep famous people with the famous people.
Anonymous says:
i love how you post a photo of two different guys.. the dude in the bandana is not the same dude in the photo… someone is a dumb ass !!!
to AnonymousOG bank says:
Yes, it is.
to OG bankDoesn't Matter says:
Two different guys. I personally know the one in the bandana and it is not the one pictured.
to Doesn't Matter2fast4u says:
Laura is one of the hottest chicks Ive ever seen seriously.
to 2fast4uNot Her says:
The girl in this pic is not Lara Croft.
to Not HerDoesn't Matter says:
You’re right! It’s Laura Croft…
to Doesn't Matterjax fl says:
STETSON JOWERS IN THE BANDANA HAAAAAAAAAA
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