5th Place - Eww Says:

Ed Farty and Vodka please…douched not stirred

4th Place - Venom® Says:

The competition is intense for the world’s gayest energy drink.

3rd Place - Weiser Says:

Liquid Douche in a can. Buy one, get douched for free.

2nd Place - BDUB Says:

Cheaper Than Water…

Winner - Buzz Killington Says:

Ed Fardy energy drink…enough energy to keep you driving that leased 3-series for up to 8 HOURS!! Consuming more than 2 cans per day can lead to v-neck t-shirts and playing cards in your bandana.