You Are NOT A Red Cup

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this at my gym. I’m not sure why these cups can’t except the fact that they’re translucent. I mean I know that red cups are every other cup’s wet dream, but seriously you’re translucent…you don’t even have a color. Sad.
Looks to me like those clear cups are just trying to fit in, it will never happen though.- nik













Safeway has a generic brand called Basic Red, and seeing as how Safeway is the major grocery store chain in Montana, it should be no secret to this gentleman that it’s just the brand name, not the description.