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131 Responses to “Monday Is Do Or Die For Miss California Carrie Prejean”
she’s no g-girl
Just another wh*re Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
She obviously wanted to try the porn industry first.
That photo looks like a maxim or victoria secret photo whats the big deal? You ppl are heterophobic really!
let anyone who has not sinned let them cast the first stone!
they keep talking about these 2 pics like they are the only 2 that exist. they are not even acknowledging the other ones. maybe you should post the other pics so they have to acknowledge them.
are so biased wow! U people dont dominate the world-go sux a godless egg
this pic has been photoshopped. the head was”placed” on top of the body. lmao, way to fall for this you morons!!
Hey NIK?
PLease inform us how often you have to throw a lawyer at someone? They sure seem they work overtime for you.
So, she said they were from a professional modeling shoot?
How stupid is she?
She did it herself and now she has no one to blame but herself.
if those other four pics surfaced she’d probably be more likely to lose her crown…
seer Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 11:15 am
if nik wasn’t full of it
seer Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 11:15 am
if nik wasn’t full of it he’d show those other pics he was talkin about
Ok.... Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
No kidding, 14 “updates” and so far we get ONE picture that is no different from the first. This has been standard for nik many times unfortunately, “promises” he has “much more” then produces nothing.
I really like the web site, guy makes bank on a unique idea, unfortunately when he tries to be Perez Hilton he fails as he always tries to pretend he has more than he really does…then drags it out getting hits until people forget what he promised. Good business getting the hits, but still LAME.
hmm Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
the other pics are probably nude and since she was 17 when the pictures were taken, they can’t be posted. but idk for sure, this is just what i’m thinking.
Where are the other pics you said you had of her?
Yeah, I can see why the homos would be offended by her pictures…
The crown is for a hot chick that is smart enough to get it. She wins…………..
I can’t even vote on that stupid poll there. It goes to the extreme. She’s neither a role model NOR a hypocrite. She’s no different than anyone i’ve seen in showbiz.
anonymous Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 6:22 am
yup. Skew the results by asking a loaded question. Typical left wing tactic.
Trying to beat a dead horse.
The website traffic is starting to plummet back to previous levels.
So much for the increased ad revenues.
TMZ is still trying to help you out though I see.
She took the same stance as President Obama. Yet, even though he’s the President, he takes no heat, and this 21 year old girl gets hammered. If any of the people giving her a hard time had any balls, they would go after someone who actually has some influence…The President of the U.S.!!!
Lol! Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
If you find a phot of Obama at at titty bar, I’m sure he would be put on blast too…
second pic is fake and you know it NIK; theres other topless pics of miss USA contestants and nik wont fucin post those….wonder why???~Nik i understand your for the gays but respect people who aren’t..
wut u guys b*tchen about… shes fine n she spoke her mind. the public asked her opinion on somethat apparently is a big issue. as a public figure she excercised her right of free speach. wut the hell u guys gettin carried away over… besides her posing nude… but still would you rather her as a public figure not pickin up a weapon n not honoring our amendments.. shes only human. this is all entertainment for u guys… get a life…
she is fugtastic
tristan is so cheap, he rolls up a one dollar bill to make it look like three at the valet stand
She hasn’t done anything that others have not,
Back then who knew she would be crowned!
Let her stay and be proud to have this beauty represent US>
Dang she’s fine!! When are you douches going to realize we don’t care about her opinion? We just want to see her tits and ass.
Take her crown and send her back to her convent. I’m tired of seeing her face.
Lose the crown. She clearly broke the rules. Whether you agree with her views on marriage or not, she clearly broke the rules. Of course there’s multiple pics and scandals like this lose beauty queens their crowns, although apparently, you can rehab away the rest.
I don’t watch pageants, don’t care about the bubble headed women that enter them and then flub their prepared lines, but it’s a clear cut issue. She took pics in violation of her contract. End of story. If she’s the role model they claim these women will be to children and the community, then she’s already undermined that responsibility.
You guys are just a bunch of f*gs!! HATERS!!! If a gay person spoke their mind about their sexuality, it would be ok, but this girl has her own opinion and oposes same-sex marriage, and she is labled as a homephobic bitc*? WTF is wrong with that picture? This country is f’d up!!
GOD Reply:
May 12th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Get use to the new America!! The America where Bronze Age thinking is laughed at!!!
this site is pathetic she is 17 years old in this picture so this is child porn she should sue the shyt out of this website…
~Carrie Prejean keep your head up we all make mistakes~
They show more skin during the pageant then there is showing in these pictures.
If her crown is taken away that would be the dumbest thing Donald Trump has ever done aside from not firing his hair stylist.
you can totally tell the second picture is photoshopped by the hair…lame
She’s a stupid wh*re. Even her spoken grammar was totally blonde…. her tits look fake too. I’m gay but don’t flaunt it yet require equal rights… think it’s only fair.
What exactly does do or die time mean? Do you have more pics for us Nik or is that it? Are you gonna flip it and photoshop it again?
Folks, I don’t know if Miss Prejean is a hypocrite or not. However, I did come to your site curious as to what dirt you had on her. For a young woman from Southern CA, I would say this is pretty mild stuff. However, I have been told that she was 17 when these photos were taken. That makes you guilty of keeping and distributing child pornography. That is against the law in this country. If you want to trash her, that is a free speech right, but posting child porn is not protected speech.
anonymous Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 9:46 am
It’s not porn. If he has the naked photos that supposedly exist (but we all know don’t) then I see your point, but this is not child porn.
i think perez hilton is a fake ass b*tch, he shouldn’t have even asked that question, he was only trying to benefit himself. Alot of gays are ashamed of the jerk!
Why is the picture quality 1000 times worse in the 2nd pic?
Makes me believe it’s photoshopped.
Shes keeping her crown…. and she left me smiling ear to ear
he is probaably paying people to get on here and vote, i wouldn’t doubt it, he is an attention wh*re.
i would eat her ahole if i was hungry. i would provide months worth of nourishment
She lied, she has fake tits, she is a spokesperson for marriage and has never been married. She certainly is representative of California the land of fruits and nuts!
anonymous Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 9:47 am
you are a spokesperson for tits and have never had tits….your logic is flawed. She never claimed to be a spokesperson, she just answered a question that she was asked. That’s what the pageant contestants are supposed to do.
This who ordeal with her is soo ridiculous… I may not stand with her on her views against gay marriage, but she shares the same opinion as the majority of americans… and these photos..seriously?? yah they are “semi-nude” but what the hell is wrong with them?? their not sexual in nature, sure shes in her undies but shes a freaking model!
If she loses her crown over these photos that is so stupid, we keep a ms usa who was caught doing blow and making out with chicks, but we would get rid of this girl because really some people out there just want to ruin the poor thing.
hypocrit maybe.. we all are.
she doesnt agree with gay marriage, who cares? we all know that this is what it really is all about… why the hell are we backing of all people perez hilton and letting that idiot get his way.
If that’s it then the media needs a new hobby. It’s a big deal when she does a money shot spread with a guy exploding all over her back. As far as being a good christian girl, who cares? Let God deal with her if it’s really a sin. I would date her in a second and so would most of the tards on TV.
Needs some english school. Just because of her sentence structure of the question she answered, no way Jose. Hell no.
Good God, this chic is going to be in the news longer than 9-11… She’s beat down on all fronts, move on…
A hypocrite because no Christian wuold be a lingerie model? So, any woman who wouldn’t be a lingerie model is a Christian? Does that mean the women in Iraq and Iran are really Christians? [If a non-Christian can do it, it isn't proof of Christianity.]
A hypocrite because no Christian wuold be a lingerie model? So, any woman who wouldn’t be a lingerie model is a Christian? Does that mean the women in Iraq and Iran are really Christians? [If a non-Christian can do it, it isn't proof of Christianity.]
your question should be yes or no. the real question is why was perez hilton a judge?
Its not a nude photo since no naught bits are showing. Its not like it makes any difference if the naughty bits are covered by clothes, props, or just going the other way, we don’t see them. The only purpose of clothes is to hide the good stuff, so if that stuff is hidden it is, for all practical purposes, just the same as if there were clothes there.
As far as a semi-nude photo, well, any photo that shows ANY SKIN AT ALL is semi-nude. To be non-nude would require covering ALL skin. I’m pretty sure all these girls were semi nude for the competition. About the only competition I’d expect the models to really be fully non-nude is Miss Islam.
It’s her goddamn opinion, she shouldn’t lose her crown just for making that comment on gays or showing a little breast.
Get the f*ck over it!!! So, she hurt some little fa&&ot$ feelings??!!! So what?? Its not like its his first time getting his ass hurt if you know what I mean. Everyone who is against her is just another hater with a pathetic little life.
Creepy, creepy, creepy. All of you big, brawny guys beating up on this girl because she answered a question honestly. What a bunch of puckered, sore assholes.
i see nothing wrong with this at all.. shes not nude and its pretty much as much as you see at the beach…
who cares Nik…this is old just like The Dirty.
Isn’t her lat name Prejan? Good god, get it right you douche.
Monday eh? I think the entire world has pretty much lost interest by now.
why should she loose her crown because of a bunch of f*gs? i see nothing wrong with the photos? too bad they are not as good as Casie’s or Rhina’s
Are all the voters for her to loose her crown haters or homos or both?
This is just becoming sad and desperate now.
Never seen a “straight” man fight so hard for gays right to marriage.
if this chick looses her crown I think Barney Frank should lose his seat in the government, if you truly want to be EQUAL. I’d have a lot harder time explaining Barney Frank’s claim to fame to my kids than this model…
Really having a hard time understanding way you call her a hypocrite. She was asked her OPINION about same sex marrage and she gave it. Where is the hypocricy? These pics? I’ve seen worse in the sunday supliments. Also, one is very oviously a photoshopped fake. Not looking to ruffle feathers, but I think you should check your photo sources a little better before displaying them to the world. By the way, thats just MY opinion…….
If this is all you got, then her problem is not the photos, its that she lied about how many (if any) there are. I wouldn’t even call these “semi-nude”. Not that I don’t think you’ve done a public service by displaying them. That’s good, its just that they are not very sexual and therefore nothing for her to worry about -so far.
I didn’t get to see her tits! What was the big deal? I see more than that at the mall. Somebody needs to get a life!
A fresh DUI and now posting kidding porn, Impressive
does anyone find it funny that nick is SO offended by this girl not being for the gays? maybe thats why on every single “would you” post he says NO to every girl lol so lets post a man on the would you and see how he responds lol also a hypocrite would be someone who posts drunk people who have embarrassing pics and he has a dui and a beautiful mug shot lol seriously?
Let us know when she does a real nude photo. Until then, this entire smear campaign is an EPIC FAIL!!!
SHES A LIAR .. I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT!!! I BOUGHT THAT SAME PAIR OF UNDERWEAR AROUND APRIL of 07 FOR A LINGERE PARTY! THAT WAS WHEN THEY CAME OUT FROM VICTORIAS SECRET! THAT WAS A VS SPECIAL THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THEY EVER CAME OUT. ASK ANYONE AT VS …
Nik is a 1st Amendment Bully and coward at the same time. He is quick to throw barbs at anyone and everyone under the guise of the protection of the 1st Amendment but can’t take the heat when the fire is returned back on him.
I hate to agree with Dan but he has a point. That’s the finest posterior I’ve ever seen. I’m proud to have that a$$ represent our state…and nation !!!
No different than the bikini portion of the Miss USA pageant! Get a life. Don’t hate because she is hot AND has an opinion that may not agree with yours.
She should be publicly spanked, then all will be forgiven.
The only reason people are going after her is because she spoke out against the Homosexuals & Lesbians period. And her being topless has nothing to do with being against homosexual & lesbian marriage. A lot of people who not even christian or religious don’t believe in it either. Look at what happens when they vote on it. Face it freedom of speech only applies to the ones who agree with homosexuals, lesbians, etc…
If those pics are nude, then every chic at the mall is walking around nude! In this day and time if a Christian stands-up for their faith the liberal press bashs them, this country with its gay marrige garbage is on the brink of Hell. Wake-up America, this nation was formed as Christian Nation, I don’t care what the President says! And, yes she has every right to speak her opinion.
I really don’t see what the fuss is about. She has a cute butt. Hell, I’d lick it and stick it. And her outfit here is just as skimpy as the bikini that she wore during the pagent.
Doesn’t she have the right to believe what she wants. Just because she doesn’t believe in Gay Marriage doesn’t make her homophobic. I guess if she wasn’t from Calif. it wouldnn’t matter. So she did some photos for a modeling career that isn’t porn….we believe in Gay sex but can’t have porn….how hypocritical. Leave the girl alone, quit your bashing of anyone who doesn’t believe in all of your liberal agendas, everyone has the right to speak their mind. Everyone doesn’t agree with all of you California libs. Thank god Nancy Pelosi didn’t pose in those photos. Why don’t you bash Nancy Pelosi, did you all know she is married to a man, she must be homphobic
Just a bunch of 3rd class lawyers jumping up trying to make a name for themselves and making a buck. Gotta give em cradit! This is easier than chasing ambulances! What a bunch of loosers!
What’s with the image quality between the 2 pics? Did the photographer switch out his digital for his antique kodak halfway through the shoot? Also, it seems like in pic 2 that there is a substantially bigger distance between armpits and ass, i.e. much longer torso. Lastly, in pic 1, the panties are skin tight, but in pic 2, they are loose at the bottom edge. It seems to me like this is 1 legit pic of a really fine ass and 1 photoshopped pic of someone elses ass. Anyone agree? Either way, she’s got a nice ass.
photo 2 is obviously photoshopped. They didn’t even use the same background. She’s standing in front of a totally different doorway. Also the body is different and the panties don’t fit the same. Then there’s the most glaring issue of the image quality. Photo 2 is an obvious fake. If she weren’t famous, Nik would be looking at a serious libel suit.
anonymous Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 6:30 am
I agree. I posted the same thing about 5 minutes ago and it got deleted….hmmmm, what’s up with the censorship?
I KNOW that those pics weren’t taken when she was 17 cause those underwear are Victoria Secret, I have a pair. And they just came out in stores about 6 months ago! So unless she is “SO SPECIAL” that she is able to get hers before anyone else, she was being a bad bad girl by being dishonest.
anonymous Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 9:51 am
this argument has been used before. You say 6 months, someone else says 2007. Someone else claims to have owned them in 05. Seriously, I didn’t know that people kept track of model years on underwear.
YUM
she’s hot as hell. this totally SUPPORTS her case to remain Miss California…
OMG, and I thought I was going to get a look at a naughty picture. Would be better off with a VS cataloge. Leave the poor girl alone. Keep picking at her and it will only make her cause stronger. Her detracters have already given her more publicity than she would have had, had she won.
Does anyboy remember the name of the girl that won? I didn’t think so.
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Hey Prik,
Can you post one of your employees shortly? I’m in the mood to insult the hell out of someone. Frankly, your b*tches can’t really take a joke (just kidding Bozo, Spock, the Crypt Keeper, Man-Face, and whoever was there on Friday talking. That chick looks like she crawled out from a dumpster that morning), so why don’t you post Merlin (P*SSY) or Trisssssssssssssstan. Better yet Hollywood, why don’t you post yourself? I want to humiliate someone.
Oh yeah,
Good morning.
the picture of question are not nothing dirty for a model you see more in the summer with the swimsuits now days
She only told the truth about how she feels. I am behind her all the way.
These left wing hateful gay people will dig and dig on a fishing expedition just to show their hate to people that dont agree with their perverted lifesytles. Since the gay community has no balls- they have no balls including dirty.com, to go after Obama for his drug dealing lying life.- and he’s the PRESIDENT!! The h*mos and left wing media only go after people that cant fight back!
Why would we even have a gay asshole judging this contest anyway. It’s pretty clear they don’t like girls anyway. Give them a peter to puff on and leave the lady alone
Looks mighty fine to me. She a winner in my book and I think we have to many other thing to look at in this country than to bash a good looking gal
Love who you want to and laugh at those who believe in Bronze Age Myths!!!
she is very bad girl and needs a spanking. A very hard spanking, and then she needs to get me a sandwich in a nighty. MMMM a sandwich.
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Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
You guys are cowards.
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