The Next Big White Rapper, Spencer “ToolTard” Pratt

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | May 11th, 2009

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Spencer Pratt- “I am a celebrity”

My favorite lines: “MTV made me president rich, but call me senator Pratt…”

“My money is attached to me just like my wedding ring…”

“… I run the internet”



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The Next Big White Rapper, Spencer “ToolTard” Pratt
  1. May 12, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Suburbia Steph says:

    Just when I didn’t think he couldn’t get any douchier….he manages to take it to a whole other level!

    Reply to Suburbia Steph
  2. May 12, 2009 at 9:06 am

    woody says:

    lets keep him off the site…he is not worthy of anything other than the definition of douchebag

    Reply to woody
  3. May 12, 2009 at 9:27 am

    ... says:

    It’s not as bad as I thought it was going to be but it’s not good either. The production sounds cheesy like he made the beats in bed room…

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  4. May 12, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Wopness (Name Jacker Killa) says:

    I refuse to ever listen to that ever

    Reply to Wopness (Name Jacker Killa)
  5. May 12, 2009 at 9:41 am

    heidi Pratt says:

    Why didn’t I have sex with Brody instead?

    Reply to heidi Pratt
  6. May 12, 2009 at 9:52 am

    sunshine says:

    Omg they should leave is ass on the island when he do that show.such a loser

    Reply to sunshine
  7. May 12, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Anonymous says:

    I can’t believe I listened to that whole thing. Could he look like more of a d*uche nozzle in that picture?

    Reply to Anonymous
  8. May 12, 2009 at 10:18 am

    ONE WORD..... says:

    PATHETIC.

    Reply to ONE WORD.....
  9. May 12, 2009 at 10:31 am

    JW says:

    Ha hahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha…………….
    Wow. If a turd in a toilet bowl could rap it would still be better than this.

    Reply to JW
  10. May 12, 2009 at 10:37 am

    stefalafungu says:

    Who is advising this loser? Will somebody please beat him down!??!?

    Reply to stefalafungu
  11. May 12, 2009 at 11:53 am

    SGM4LiFE says:

    GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!! ryan seamencrest’s d*ck is in my ear!!!

    my name is spencer pratt, b*tched slapped my dad fo that, another goofy white kid that thinks he raps….

    Reply to SGM4LiFE
  12. May 12, 2009 at 11:58 am

    SGM4LiFE says:

    it’s not too often that i think people should be beaten to death but in spencer’s case i’ll make an exception… you are an embarrassment to white people everywhere

    Reply to SGM4LiFE
  13. May 12, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Because I can says:

    even Kevin Ferderline thinks this song sucks!

    Reply to Because I can
  14. May 12, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Spencer Pratt says:

    is not a rap name, he’s needs to change it to something more streets like “lil’ white b*ch” or “purple crayon playa”

    Reply to Spencer Pratt
  15. May 12, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    nycswiss says:

    i just puked in my mouth!

    Reply to nycswiss
  16. May 12, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Babe says:

    he’s not even a legit celebrity…he has no talent. Plus being a celebrity does not put you above volunteering. This ass hole would never help anyone else out even if he wasn’t “famous.”

    Reply to Babe
  17. May 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    hahaha says:

    hahahah i get my tan on what a loser…

    Reply to hahaha
  18. May 12, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    ugh says:

    crackers should not rap….ever

    Reply to ugh
  19. May 12, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    lauren conrad's mustache says:

    total kook

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  20. May 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    TheDLoader4U says:

    America made this guy so deal with it.

    Reply to TheDLoader4U
  21. May 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Misoblonde says:

    Dude there’s no way. This f*g can’t be serious. I hope he makes bank off his louis rag…and his flaming beard.

    Reply to Misoblonde
  22. May 12, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    kiki says:

    god-awful. heinous. i want those 42 seconds of my life back.

    Reply to kiki
  23. May 12, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    CB&G says:

    How much I can’t stand Spencer Pratt. I can’t a hate on hate on a person making a business from the internet. Douche bag or not the man is marketing himself. No matter if it good or bad publicity, people are stilling talking about him. Free word of mouth advertising is priceless

    Reply to CB&G
  24. May 13, 2009 at 12:30 am

    I Rule The World says:

    He is so whipped. How many times did he mention how much he loves his wife and a wedding ring?? Sounds like someone is compensating for a media driven loveless marriage.

    Reply to I Rule The World
  25. May 13, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Anonymous says:

    WOW!!! WHAT A TOOL!!!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  26. May 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Jenni says:

    OMFG! Ok so I totally already thought that Spencer was a douche bag….after hearing his lame ass “rap”…I don’t know what to call him! lol… Tool just doesn’t justify it! lol
    LAME!!!! Stay out of the rap game Spence, NOBODY is interested…..

    Reply to Jenni
  27. May 15, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    dubb says:

    so i gotta say this, i f***ing hate that douchebag. Spencer is probably the biggest tool that MTV ever produced. Its just a shame that heidi, as hott as she is, is dumber than a pile of warm sh*t!! I mean i would tune her up, but what the F does she see in this tool. i would love to see him in public, act like a fan, then kick him square in the balls!, and then smash heidi”s guts right in front of him

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  28. May 18, 2009 at 3:39 am

    American says:

    The President is only paid a few hundred thousand a year, hardly something to brag about.

    Reply to American
  29. May 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    teeny says:

    “first tweet of the day”
    so gangster
    spencer pratt is a genius
    He’s more famous than spock now that reality television has sucked the intelligence out of America, OMG… I am getting dumber the longer I listen.

    Reply to teeny
  30. May 22, 2009 at 12:34 am

    tweet tweet biatch says:

    I will pay good money to see this boy crippled and maimed

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  31. June 14, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    KattyBlackyard says:

    I really like your post. Does it copyright protected?

    Reply to KattyBlackyard

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