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My thoughts exactly. Still waiting on legal to give me porno clearance.
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128 Responses to “Keith Olbermann’s Views On Miss California”
Someone needs to shove a sock in her mouth and stuff her in a closet so i don’t have to listen to this anymore. For f**ks sake!
HappyHour Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Hey Zak-
I’d take that as a complement coming from Reagan.
Foghorn Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Keith “Child-bearing hips” Odorman is the most petty d-bag ever to be given a TV show. If, I guess, you can call MSNBC a TV station that is. He lies, withholds facts, and promotes only the most elitist positions that any socialist would. How this wimp has all of his teeth remains a mystery.
Mike in Louisville Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Just give it time, someone will knock him on his A$$!!! (Where that d-bag belongs)
My divorce went through in less time than this is taking your “legal” to do! Jesus christ, unless there is a toddler or a dead body involved, lets go!
Miss Califinga
Legal clearance my a$$… you can post censored pictures of that housewife chick with a bullet up her cooch, but you can’t post a picture of what you seem to be hinting at is, of this chick with a finger up her cooch?
If you’re waiting on legal, it better be damn good. I better not see just her topless. I want to see her getting bukkaked or in a gang-bang with 3 guys from the Nation of Islam.
You're an idiot Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
while being stump-f***ed in the a$$ by an amputee midget
Dirt Merchant Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
while riding a uni cycle up steep hill while juggling his balls in olbermans moms mouth
Post It Nik- I dont know who is the Bigger Hoar Donald or her?
dumb people are God’s way of helping the masses break the monotony of their day to day, thanks God!
i wanna see a cleveland steamer and nicaraguan crab sandwhich… maybe a lil dirty sanchez too! Seriously, it would be funny if it was her sayin the n word while getting a flaming amazon!
EEEE Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Whatever happened to men getting their jollies from seeing a woman’s ankle?
CJ Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Does anyone really listen to this windbag liberal ass…just wondering!
dave Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I hate the guy. He makes Stalin seem middle of the road.
Wet Anus Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I dont like him either, but hes 6′6 hed throw both you geeks a beating.
Nd Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
ive never watched him before, but hes pretty funny and on point…
I think Gretchen Rossi is miss California. Look closely! That Horse face can not be surgically duplicated.
You're an idiot Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
You’re lying if you say you wouldn’t throw one in either of them.
Oh MY!!! Will there be dirty pictures of this young thing? I hope the Count doesn’t put any of mine out there. Oh that one with the gardener is WICKED darlings.
Nik, Olbermann discusses at length why Miss Califonria’s free speech rights are not implicated here and explains that as an employee of the pageant or Trump or whoever, they have a right to allow her to speak on a subject or not. Well, her employer has made the decisions they have made. So why does this matter now to me or you or Olbermann? If Trump doesn’t care whether she’s posed with her top off or however else, why should Olbermann care? That’s between her and her employer, right? I know Olbermann is a blowhard and has to fill his airtime, but it seems like he’s being a bit hypocritical here.
Vagasil Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Olbermann is trying to put things in context for hawkish folks on the right that somehow think freedoms are being impinged upon. Silicon comments aside, how exactly is he being hypocritical?
Mike Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Well the subtext here is that she shouldn’t have her crown because of these pix that someone published. But whether she has her crown is between her and her employer. If they want to crown a porn star (amateur or otherwise), that’s their business, not Olbermann’s or Nic’s.
Vagasil Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Olbermann is harping over this exotic messenger of christ. Bloviator yes, hypocrite? No.
are you kidding Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
If you think these pictures are porn “amateur” or other wise you are seriously delusional.. You see more skin on at Disneyland FFS
Kate Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
also mike you seem to forget trump fired katie rees a few years back for pics posted of her online by someone else but kept carrie and tara I like drug conner so dont try to say that her employer is some big moral force here
there is one reason carrie has a job the controversy all this has gave which gives free publicity to the miss world simple as that
HappyHour Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
You, Mike, are absolutely right. We should let Donald Trump and Carrie Prejean crown all future amateur porn stars. Because THAT would turn out so well.
Kate Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
blow hard are you sure you are not watching fox and o’reilly and got confused
olberman is right though. Carrie, although I agree with her, has dug herself a grave through past irresponsibility. She will now reap what she has sown. and some guy named nik gets all the benefit from it.
Hen Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
you either need to get some ass, or stop spending so much of your life on urban dictionary. I suspect it is both
dave Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
she will benefit from this more than anyone. 1 million minimum for Playboy when her reign is over. Invested wisely, that’s enough to retire on….Hmmm, I think i’d put up with 3 weeks of this B.S. if I could retire at her age.
WHO CARES AT THIS POINT???????!!!!!!!???????
Goodness, did she turn you down for a date or something?
Agree or disagree with her, this topic has jumped the shark about a week ago!!!!!
And, puhleeeeeeze, Olbermann? Olbermann is a lunatic only the fringe, loony lefty pinkos take seriously. Seriously, the guy is a total kook.
Still, WHO CARES????!!!!????
Ooooo snap. Today is her birthday. Nik, you better surprise her with a nice b-day gift by showing the pics.
Obermann gets paid for acting stupid on TV. He’s really a nice guy who has bright opinions. But his employer requires him to NOT voice his real thoguhts, but rather to be as stupid as he can be for ratings. He, like Perex Hilton, make their livlihood on expressing themselves in the most outragious way, so that people on both sides can become enraged and battle over one opinion or the other. That’s how entertainment works. They are just entertainers. And like Barbra Streisand, who really is stupid, they get well paid for it.
TD Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 7:26 am
Isn’t Olbermann the same guy, who had a meltdown, when he was going to the inauguration, and berated an attendant, because he did not have enough ketchup for his fries? By saying, do you know who I am? Take a look at the ratings for his show, most people do not.
Olbermann, should go back to sports, HE IS A DUMBASS
nik, this is such BS.
Remember your HUGE story about Kobe last year that got lost in legal as well. If I’ve learned on thing about you nik, its that “legal” is Dirty.com speak for “fake” or “non-existant.”
All right everyone, be prepared to NOT see these photos, videos, or what ever nik is pretending to have.
Kither fukcing Olberman? Is there a bigger idiot on TV? Wow..its desperate when you channel Olberman for your cause
NIK Is100% gay. And I have proof. Im waiting for the high bidder to release photos. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
Also, I love how Hanoon disables the comments on his gay loving fat whire trash wh*re Shannon Molekers thread. Open them up you douchbag..let us post about this POS triler trash wh0re. I have more crap I can posts about this sk*nk than anybody on earth.
Amen Olbermann! Amen Nik! PUT THAT B*TCH IN HER PLACE!
Keith Olberman is a f*g!!!!!!! This site is turning into some liberal douchebag site…..Quit trying to be Perez Hilton and keep it real!
KCswag Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
EXACTLY. Nik’s homo side is taking over. Pole smokers can only cover their libtard views so long ..then they turn into sh1t, just like this site
Nic why have you banned me?
Keith Olberman is a liberal b*tch! Anyone can talk sh8t behind a camera!
Vagasil Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
So can Bill o the klown who has Laura Ingram take over the ‘No Spin Zone” during his days off.
My balls are more fair and balanced than that network.
This is getting old. She shouldn’t have her crown but she does. If you’ve got the pics, then put ‘em up when you have the OK. Otherwise, this is just redundant.
Who cares what Olberwoman thinks…he is a fool rated lower than five other Fox shows.
Since the bimbo’s biggest sin is speaking against gay marriage, when is “For the gays”, “Noodles”, and “Purple Crayons” among other sayings going to be banned here?
“For the gays” sounds like a putdown to me. Let’s be consistent if we’re going to hold this bimbo to such a high standard.
BTW, she didn’t volunteer her OPINION. They asked her.
Goodness gracious this country is going to be worse than Iraq if the lefties keep taking over and try to force their groupthink down everyone’s throats.
KG Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Lets see Iraq…
War-torn nation, women have no rights, wipe their a$$e$ with their left hand, Freedom of speech is out of the question, no electricity to have of the Nation, warlords, religious cleansing of cities, etc…
So tell me how are we [Americans] even close to being worse than Iraq?
Johnny #1 Playbaby Bravo Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
OK, maybe a little hyperbolic, but freedom of speech and the government intruding into our lives more and more, yeah, I think we are headed down the wrong path in many areas.
sean penn is a traitor Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Not hyperboly at all.. What is worse is when you have it good like America, but you let spoiled, unappreciative, immature, ignorant liberals with a chip on their shoulder move our country backwards until we end up like the Soviet Union. What’s worse than women having no rights is when everyone has no rights. KG you try to minimize because you can’t handle the truth. Seems like a stretch, but just wait until you can’t get a second opinion when you’re diagnosed with some mysterious disease, and forced to take some unknown vaccination and quarantined.
Is their a bigger douche bag than Olbermann? Ya lets stand behind the anti american!
Idiots
Anonymous Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Yes, and those douche bags are the idiots who do not understand when to properly use “there,” “their,” and “they’re.”
Mayo Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Not as dumb as checking the Obummer box when voting for President.
Olbermann is a complete idiot. He’s totally irrelevant. I don’t ever watch his show so please don’t post any of his bul**hit here or I won’t be back.
the truth Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
he is completely relevant, actually tackling and providing factual statements to her lawyer’s advised and construed remarks, one at a time in consecutive order. her rhetoric is horribly retarded, and her opinion can remain her opinion, but if hypocrisies arise one can not be surprised, shocked, or hurt that their own fallacies are exposed
Johnny #1 Playbaby Bravo Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Olbermann doesn’t provide facts. His tactics are the same used by Maher and Stewart of the Daily Show.
It’s all just smarmy attempts at trying to using smear tactcs, claiming the high moral ground, and using mockery to shout down their opponents. They are left wing Ann Coulters.
It’s all just “gotcha” and “I sure told them off” hot air masquerading as news. Just preaching to the choir.
Yeah..... Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Commenting on one of the biggest media stories this week is completely irrelevant!? You already lost any shred of respect that I could possible credit to that comment. And please don’t be back then…we won’t miss you Jim 
sean penn is a traitor Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Acutally with the problems our country is facing and the redundant nature of the no d*ck on d*ck marriage ban, a beauty pageant contestants answer is completely irrelevant. nothing new. she’s just hot. Your freedom is almost gone and you will indeed miss that. Your respect is the most irrelevant thing mentioned on this post so far.
Just hearing the sound of his voice, a little puke came up.
Keith likes golden showers from Chris Matthews, true story.
she is a moron. it hurts my brain to listen to the ridiculous words coming out of her mouth
if these new pics are her jamming her fist up her christian bird i wonder who took the pics?? if its the same alleged girlfriend that took the other one does this mean she had a lesbianl experience too!!! hmmm…
either way i would still love to taste that stinky finger of hers!!
KEITH OLBERMANN IS AMAZING. Period. All you god fearing republican folk writing nasty comments can eff off. You are the exact type of people that piss me the hell off. Miss California is a dumb b*tch and deserves the be made me fun of.
Mayo Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Ya his ratings show how popular he isn’t. Get a clue status.
This guy is the most worthless piece of trash on TV… 2 brain cells and one flickers. The only one who is possibly a bigger moron is Chris Matthews..
but nobody watchs MSBC anyway so who cares… what a tool…..
Nik,
Regardless of your opinion on the gays or Ms Cali, agreeing with Keith Olbermann on anything makes you look like a douche. I really hope I never see him on this website again.
olbermann is great and he talks so much sense all you guys that watch fox propaganda need to turn the channel before its to late
her and the right keep missing she should have been sacked not for the reason she keeps spouting but the fact she broke her contract and lied but in her mind this all happened because of her answer
btw trump is a fool I am keeping her because she is hot what an ass
Oblermann ha Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Kate,
I certainly hope your being sarcastic. Their is quite possibly no one on the air with less brain matter than this tool.. He is a complete and utter fool
Kate Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 7:42 am
no one you ever heard of bill o’reilly or hannity
sean penn is a traitor Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Bill O’reilly has had the highest rated show for a super long time.. just set some record in fact. So to answer your question Kate, yes, we have all heard of him. Dildolbermann has been shoved out of every door he entered, and will have two hands in his back again soon… probly cause is only audience is angry hogs like you.
Johnny #1 Playbaby Bravo Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Nice stereotyping. Assume much?
For the record I don’t watch Fox, either. All news is propaganda, unfortunately.
You really care that much about her being Miss California? If she had spoken out for gay marriage and Rush Limbaugh had found the pics and started a campaign to sack her, you, Olbermann, and all the pinkos would make this a holy war.
Yep, Trump is such a fool that he’s accomplished about a trillion times more than you would in 10 lifetimes.
no way Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Kate,
I really hope your being sarcastic. This guy is the quite possibly the dumbest man on TV.Chris Matthews is a serious second.
Not to be offensive but if you haven’t read the contract you cant emphatically state she broke it. Maybe she did but a good attorney on either side will take it apart word by word. One word can make a difference about what was to be disclosed and what didn’t need to be… As well as issues of intent. just saying.. don’t be so quick to condem based on a news story
Kate Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 7:50 am
no I have not read the contract but the people who had was the miss cali board and they said she broke it by ignoring her duties to go off on some anti gay marriage crusade and carrie even admits she lied to get in
now for me she can have her views they are fine what bugs me is the fact that the only reason trump gave for keep her is she is hot well sorry so was katie rees he fired her ass but carrie and tara conner got away with it you cannot have one rule for one and another for others he is opening himself up for a lawsuit
but for me I find this whole gay marriage fight stupid because I am sure there is a compromise where we can have something that gives them all the rights of married couples but not called marriage like civil partnerships just with all the rights of a married couple
BM Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Kate,
Since you watch Olbermann you’re likely a dyke. So I don’t blame you for not liking conservatives like Hannity. I for one cannot stand watching this socialist bash on conservatives.
Nik, If I have to listen to olberman you will make me vomit. His idea of freedom of speech is however it suits him. He is a left wing idiot that will cry when his rights are infringed upon. I would love to see him up against o’reilly. That is an olberman ass whipping I would pay to see.
What makes Olbermann’s opinion any different than Miss California’s?
they both have freedom of speech. Period. You can not be a hypocrite and say one persons views are ok and anothers are wrong. Everybody can have there own opinion in the United States of America. And there is not one of you that cannot agree with this statement!
If you want views that are complete nonsense just watch Olbermann. MSNBC = Missing Some Numerous Brain Cells. You know your career is coming to an end when you rant about a beauty pageant winner’s troubles as your lead story…
People who share the same opinion as miss California. President Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, former President Bill Clinton. Are they also hateful bigots?
Kate Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 7:53 am
this is not about her views its about her break a contract she is good to have any views she wants but that is not why she was going to be fired
sean penn is a traitor Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
It is about views.. that’s why you are trying to call out serious news personalities like O’reilly and Hannity. YOu don’t like their views. YOu don’t know anything about contracts, and the fact you’re trying to disect one of the worlds most successfuly business men in Trump, shows you are clueless. His business is all about entertainment these days. Who cares if he fired some other bimbos?? If girls need to look at beauty pageant contestants for role models, we have more serious problems. I know you don’t though. You watch the Ellen Degenerate show.
I would love to see if Trump takes back his statement once you post whatever else you have. Then where will Miss. Cali be? Won’t she lose all her endorsements?
olbermann is about as relevant as the burrito in the club scene. he pontificates from his thrown of liberal ignorance known as msnbc and is merely the lap dog of jeff zucker.
God Bless America. Not God bless Sodom & Gomorrah. What is happening to American Values.. Every one is turning gay here. God Created Adam and Eve and commanded them to mulitply and replenish the Earth. In the last days, good will become evil and evil will become good.
Leave it to California to choose this dumb*ss as their mascot.
Dude,
the Oberman just OWNED her ass! I love her crying melodramatic speech the best. Yes, “LIAR Prejean”, I’m sure your Grandfather would love to know that he risked his life so that his granddaughter would take soft porn pictures to make men horny, butcher her body to win a beauty contest and lie to her bosses to avoid getting fired.
What a loser and a disgrace to morals and ethics.
I love Olbermann & Nik! This Carrie B*t#h is Crazy and she’s so Ugly& looks like a horse!!!
WTF does the battle of the buldge have to do with her constitutional rights. the battle of the buldge was to liberate france from germany.. the Civil War was fought for constitutional rights what a dipsh!t
Olbermann is a queer who takes it in his lying farming school cornell ass.
And that dude Rachel Maddow is a water and vineagar deuce drizzle dressing.
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Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
HOW LONG DOES LEGAL TAKE?
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LOLL Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
How long is this chick’s face? Damn, she looks like a horse.
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sean penn is a traitor Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Remember when Chuck Knoblauch beemed Dildolbermans mom in the face at Yankee stadium???? lol that was proof God exists
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Dirt Merchant Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Love that, X espn p*ssy turned total candy ass liberal
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blueracer Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 8:07 am
how about digging up some dirt on Olbermann and his really small ‘privates’.
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stefalafungu Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Olbermann’s an idiot. Anyone who listens to him is an idiot as well.
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Dirt Merchant Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Does WTF stand for WHITE TALL FA**OT
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thrashher Reply:
May 17th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
um no ur the f*g hes way smarter than u
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