THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Lauren she is a tramp.  She traveled a lot so I guess she has learned the ways of being a sl*t.  She thinks it is ok to sleep with one guy one night their friend the next night and someone they know the night after.  She is the queen of f*cking up sh*t and one night stands.  I would be surprised if her drunk a** remembered the names of the last 5 guys shes slept with.

If I woke up next to that, I would hang myself with my shoelaces prison style.- nik