Breaking News: Manny Ramirez Tests Positive For Steriods


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Manny Ramirez just screwed the LA Dodger season.  He just tested positive for steroids and is suspended for 50 games.  Manny what are you doing?  Only 30K Millionaires still take steroids and drive fake Bentleys.

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  1. May 7, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Anonymous says:

    what a douche.

    Reply to Anonymous
  2. May 7, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Project Mayhem says:

    Ouch. Dodgers were on fire…but my Grandmother’s bridge team could take the NL West, so they’ll be fine.

    Pujols is next. I decided.

    Reply to Project Mayhem
  3. May 7, 2009 at 9:14 am

    Jason Saul says:

    OMG OMG OMG !!!!

    Reply to Jason Saul
  4. May 7, 2009 at 9:16 am

    Fact Check says:

    He didn’t test positive for steroids. At this point, it’s a “performance-enhancing drug” but it has been specifically reported that it was not a steroid.

    Nik, you are a clown.

    Reply to Fact Check
  5. May 7, 2009 at 9:20 am

    What the F&#k! says:

    He’s just tryin to get the river muscles ready for the summer season…GO DOYERS!!!

    Reply to What the F&#k!
  6. May 7, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Nik Richie is a fudge packer says:

    Nik, you’ve got to be one of the biggest douche bags on the internet, second to perez hilton.

    Reply to Nik Richie is a fudge packer
  7. May 7, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Anonymous says:

    he has been suspended for taking a banned substance, but we don’t yet know whether it was steroids.

    Reply to Anonymous
  8. May 7, 2009 at 9:49 am

    DirtyArmySD says:

    I heard ManRam was a bit of a cheap ass, he still refuses to pick up the tab till this day. There goes the Dodgers home streak.

    Reply to DirtyArmySD
  9. May 7, 2009 at 9:49 am

    Anonymous says:

    its not steroids. they did not specify what it is

    Reply to Anonymous
  10. May 7, 2009 at 9:51 am

    T-nuts says:

    Hey Nik, do your research before you post a headline. He did NOT test positive for steriods! It was for a prescribed drug but was not HGH or Steriods. Get your facts before you write!

    Reply to T-nuts
  11. May 7, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Johnny Unitas says:

    that is terrible news. El Manaco say its not so.

    Reply to Johnny Unitas
  12. May 7, 2009 at 9:54 am

    LOL says:

    Ahahahaa. Manny the tranny

    Reply to LOL
  13. May 7, 2009 at 9:54 am

    The Emperor says:

    The drugs he tested positive were not steroids.

    Reply to The Emperor
  14. May 7, 2009 at 9:59 am

    ML says:

    This just ruined my week….

    Reply to ML
  15. May 7, 2009 at 10:03 am

    wrong says:

    he didnt test positive for steroids. he tested positive for something else. i’m betting adderall

    Reply to wrong
  16. May 7, 2009 at 10:08 am

    Wet Anus says:

    Just another brown nagger doing what naggers do best, cheating lying or stealing.

    Reply to Wet Anus
  17. May 7, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Anonymous says:

    I knew the Dodgers were nothing but a bunch of cheaters! Dumbass!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  18. May 7, 2009 at 10:17 am

    i said it.. says:

    no real surprise here. I’m not surprised when any professional athlete is revealed to have done steroids. That’s why I dont really think it’s a big deal.

    Legalize Steroids in all professional sports. It would be much more entertaining. The Athletes now that they’re not good for them health wise, so it should be there decision what goes in and out of their bodies.

    Reply to i said it..
  19. May 7, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Eric the Midget says:

    It wasn’t necessarily steroids, Nik. If you are going to get some national press for your website, be more accurate in your sh*t. You need to know the difference between accurate and inaccurate reporting. Leper loves the purple crayon: Accurate. Jaden Solo is hot: Inaccurate. Got it?

    Reply to Eric the Midget
  20. May 7, 2009 at 10:28 am

    TR says:

    Ha ha. As a Cubs fans- thanks for defrauding us out of the 2008 playoffs, Manny. Your bat-flick 430 foot HR makes a lot more sense now. The Dodgers most likely would still have beaten the Cubs if Manny weren’t a ‘roid monkey, but we’ll never know. Great work Manny, you ruined your legacy with Boston, you ruined LA’s season and you helped increasing Cubbie pessimism- and that’s difficult to do.

    Reply to TR
  21. May 7, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Anonymous says:

    I second that!

    Reply to Anonymous
  22. May 7, 2009 at 10:29 am

    Wizzle says:

    He didn’t take steroids, moron. Nik, you know nothing about sports and you just jump the gun to try to report stories. Stick to not making people laugh with your unfunny comments on other people’s pictures. Manny took a medicine that had something in it that was on the banned substance list. It was not steroids. Sometimes the players take medicine that isn’t even on the banned list and they still get suspended because Major League Baseball doesn’t know how to run it’s own league. Sucks for the Dodgers, but Manny will be back at the 80 game mark. Still plenty of time to make up any ground that the still may not even lose.

    Reply to Wizzle
  23. May 7, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Mr. Natti says:

    Nik, Is this douche bag wear his under wear on his head?

    Reply to Mr. Natti
  24. May 7, 2009 at 11:39 am

    LA says:

    that 300 is clean

    Reply to LA
    • May 7, 2009 at 7:49 pm

      Yup Yup says:

      Yea no doubt. Probably cost a tad bit more than nik’s bike. He probably has more in it than nik’s office cost LOL.

      Reply to Yup Yup
  25. May 7, 2009 at 11:39 am

    red raider says:

    there goes my fantasy team!

    Reply to red raider
  26. May 7, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Anonymous says:

    It was not steroids–according to ESPN, but whatever it was it is banned by MLB. I am sure dodger fans will convince themselves he did nothing wrong.

    Reply to Anonymous
  27. May 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Doj-town says:

    YES!!! Man-Ram can suck it.

    Reply to Doj-town
  28. May 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Nalbuphine says:

    he did NOT test positive for steroids, he was using HCG. Id explain it, but nobody reading this has the brainpower to understand anyway.

    Reply to Nalbuphine
    • May 7, 2009 at 1:53 pm

      Not True says:

      I has the brainage capacitapy to understands why that izn’t a steriod. Please explain further, I want Manny back before September!

      Reply to Not True
    • May 7, 2009 at 12:51 pm

      GET IT STRAIGHT says:

      A source close to Manny Ramirez said Thursday that the illegal substance for which the Los Angeles Dodgers slugger tested positive was not “an agent customarily used for performance enhancing.”

      At least not on the baseball diamond. The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the drug was prescribed to address Ramirez’s erectile dysfunction.

      Reply to GET IT STRAIGHT
    • May 7, 2009 at 12:33 pm

      hm says:

      i was just going to say the same thing. nik needs to go back to keeping the website fun again. all this g-rossi & miss california crap has him too excited. hes not getting the facts right before hes posting.

      Reply to hm
  29. May 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    The dodgers are still head and shoulders above the rest of the teams in the NL West. The Dodgers will still win the division, then the world series, but Manny’s reputation will never be the same.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD
  30. May 7, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Anonymous says:

    More like Mongy Ramirez

    Reply to Anonymous
  31. May 7, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Anonymous says:

    He didnt test positive for steroids, he tested positive for a female fertility drug alledgedly. Both reports have it being testosterone involved. Maybe Manny couldnt get it done in the bedroom like he could at the plate?

    Reply to Anonymous
  32. May 7, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    ............. says:

    lol the funny thing is that they are saying it wasn’t steroids but personal sexual medication (boner medication). That sucks the dudes just having some problems getting it up and now hes suspended for 50 games

    Reply to .............
  33. May 7, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    boooo says:

    HCG is a hormone to increase ovulation in women, but it also boosts testosterone in men and acts like a steroid so stfu.

    Reply to boooo
  34. May 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    Anonymous says:

    you’re an asshat, it wasnt steroids, it was to increase testerone production which is decreased through steroid use, so there, do you see the differance?
    suckitbewack

    Reply to Anonymous
  35. May 7, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    j beezly says:

    LIES! it was not steroids.

    Reply to j beezly
  36. May 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    VENOM™ says:

    Just make it legal.
    They all do it anyway.

    Reply to VENOM™
  37. May 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Oliver Clothesoff says:

    What this means for the Dodgers is that they will have to wait until July 3rd to resume their dominance of a very weak NL West division. they still win the division and possibly go to the World Series. Manny doesn’t opted out of his contract and he is a Dodger again next season. if no other team bought this past winter then who is going to buy this next winter? for even close to the $20 million option he has on the books. Plus, the LA fans could care less about this type of thing, it is probably expected in most people’s minds. July 3rd this will all be forgotten and Mannywood will be back to normal…

    Reply to Oliver Clothesoff
  38. May 7, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Woody says:

    How f-ing dumb must He be?

    Reply to Woody
  39. May 7, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Mr Black! says:

    Just Like a Nagger!

    Reply to Mr Black!
  40. May 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    What the F#$K! says:

    He’s just getting his river muscles ready for this summer season…GO DOYERS!!!!!

    Reply to What the F#$K!
  41. May 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    KO says:

    He was using a female fertility drug! LOL

    Reply to KO
  42. May 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    cochis county says:

    that is no fake bentley my friends, manny is wise enough not to spend on a bentley, nice 300 save some dough and utilize it towards his HGH booster shots…

    Reply to cochis county
  43. May 8, 2009 at 4:05 am

    D-BagKILLA says:

    I valeted that whip at Casa Romero. Not a good tipper, although when i asked for an autograph, he went in his car grabbed a baseball and signed it. His wife has mesmorizing green eyes.

    Reply to D-BagKILLA
  44. May 9, 2009 at 6:19 am

    Nalbuphine says:

    HCG isnt a steroid, isnt “like” a steroid, and will never be anything “like” a steroid.

    Nik Richie, you need a dermabrasion idiot

    Reply to Nalbuphine
  45. May 9, 2009 at 6:24 am

    Nalbuphine says:

    HCG is prescribed for many things, E.D., low natural test levels, etc. If he wanted to cheat? he has the means and way to purchase HGH and IGF-1 which is NOT detectable, or he could purchase underground designer steroids which mimick certain steroids in thier effects, but have diff chem structures to fool a test. I know this is all very advanced stuff for the basic “nik richie” follower and I will give you this time to take an advil, as im sure your brain is overloading and hurting.

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  46. May 9, 2009 at 7:29 am

    yo-mama says:

    HCG stimulates Leydig cells in the testicles to produce more testosterone. As a result, it raises one’s natural levels of testosterone (although with prolonged use, it can down-regulate the testes). If Manny took a significant dose of HCG and did not take an aromatase inhibitor (probably also banned), he would end up with Man-boobs due to the conversion of some of the tesosterone to estrogen.

    Anyway, if his doctor prescribed HCG, the diagnosis must have been that he had hypogonadism, which can be caused by several conditions, one of which (and perhaps the most likely) is previous long-term steroid use.

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  47. May 11, 2009 at 4:36 am

    Anonymous says:

    i agree with above.. anyone who knows anything is that people take hcg when they are shutdown from a steroid cycle or long term steroid use

    Reply to Anonymous
  48. May 12, 2009 at 7:51 am

    MA AZ says:

    Manny sucks. F*ck that guy

    Reply to MA AZ
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