I Can’t Even Talk To A Chick? Relax!


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Not sure who I pissed off over at DailyFiasco.com, but they straight hate me.  I do have to admit the “even the unfortunate-looking and so-far-in-the-closet-he-might-as-well-be-in-Narnia Nik Richie” line was kind of funny (click here to read their bashing of me).

Also, the music was loud… that is my excuse and I am sticking to it.


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  1. May 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    hk is gay says:

    finally someone called nik on his bullsh*t…and a guy like you surrounded by girls only means one thing….

    Reply to hk is gay
  2. May 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    CFHjames says:

    Don’t promote their site Nik, we don’t care about it.

    On the other hand I like that space between you and that chick on the right, you must have really denied her.

    Reply to CFHjames
    • May 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm

      Neil $tark$ says:

      They had more hits today than ever combined!!!

      Or until the comped bottle of Grey Goose ran empty, OUCH!!!

      Reply to Neil $tark$
    • May 27, 2009 at 5:46 pm

      Dik Richie says:

      Yeah, Nik denied Sara Jean Underwood, the Playmate of the Year, are you retarded?

      Reply to Dik Richie
      • May 27, 2009 at 7:57 pm

        CFHjames says:

        Lol, you use that title as if it means a thing to me, or anybody for that matter. I don’t care about playboy or their wh*re playmates. And based on the picture yeah he did kinda keep her out of his personal space, late.

        Reply to CFHjames
      • May 27, 2009 at 7:16 pm

        No way says:

        SJU would never date Nik-look at him

        Reply to No way
      • May 27, 2009 at 7:06 pm

        wow says:

        that’s not Sara Underwood, moron.

        Reply to wow
      • May 27, 2009 at 8:20 pm

        Dik Richie says:

        It is Sara Jean Underwood on the right retardo.
        Use Google, type in her name, look at the photos and then come back and look at her. You could also follow the link that Nik provided retardo where they mention that he is in the photo with her retardo.

        Reply to Dik Richie
      • May 27, 2009 at 11:56 pm

        Anonymous says:

        Didn’t the article list her as 23yr old Sara Wood from Dallas? SJ Underwood is 25 and from Oregon….”retardo”

        Reply to Anonymous
    • May 27, 2009 at 5:10 pm

      Shredder says:

      Why do you suck the ass of this f*ckin’ raghead?

      Reply to Shredder
  3. May 27, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Shredder says:

    You a gutless middle eastern turd, Hooooooooooooooooooooman.

    Reply to Shredder
  4. May 27, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    Anonymous says:

    straight hating

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. May 27, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    H-Town says:

    Well…where there is smoke there is fire. Maybe you need to look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself if you are really gay (not that there is nothing wrong with it (seinfeld clip)).

    Reply to H-Town
  6. May 27, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Right on the Money, says:

    Rug Pilot is also a Butt Pirate, he just hasn’t come out yet.That’s
    why no Woman is good enough for him, he’s a Sausage Fanatic.

    Reply to Right on the Money,
  7. May 27, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    wow says:

    yeah nik, you’re a tool. seeing as that girl has a beak on her face, im surprised she didn’t slice you open.

    Reply to wow
  8. May 27, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Heywood Jablowme says:

    That article sees to hit the nail on the head.

    Nuff Said

    Reply to Heywood Jablowme
  9. May 27, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Dik Richie says:

    Poor poor Nik.
    You can always tell a man with low self esteem because they have to date and surround themselves with blond, air head “models” to make themselves feel like they are someone. Soon there will be a gold Rolex and a Ferrari to complete the picture.
    I will give you props though, Sara Jean Underwood is hot, money well spent for her company.
    Considering that Persian women are some of the hottest women out there it is pretty sad you can’t find any to hang out with.

    Reply to Dik Richie
  10. May 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    citizen says:

    Nik just looks like one of the girls in this picture. hmmm.. AGAIN whats with the girl arms ???

    Reply to citizen
  11. May 27, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    RichieRexic®® says:

    Well that article had one part right – the punching above weight class part. Nothing against you sarah, but you really do have about 20 pounds to lose. Just some nice advice. Toodles!

    Reply to RichieRexic®®
    • May 28, 2009 at 8:18 am

      D.G.A.F says:

      yeah RR good idea maybe after they suck the fat out of hers they can place it in your body so you will look normal ….Ciao!

      Reply to D.G.A.F
    • May 27, 2009 at 6:55 pm

      Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

      I thought she was the only decent looking one there. I also thought it was very tasteless of Nik to subject her to those sk*nks. He’s going to sink her career.

      Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
  12. May 27, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    the real one (the real one) says:

    jason scavone is jealous f*ck. i cannot believe i even went on that website.

    Reply to the real one (the real one)
    • May 27, 2009 at 5:45 pm

      the real one (the real one) says:

      uhhh god damn keyboard. please place an “a” before jealous.

      Reply to the real one (the real one)
      • May 27, 2009 at 9:06 pm

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        you know, we’re not so f*ing stupid that we couldn’t have figured that one out for ourselves.

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
      • May 28, 2009 at 6:55 am

        the real one (the real one) says:

        shut up rocket

        Reply to the real one (the real one)
      • May 28, 2009 at 4:55 am

        DJ the real one says:

        Like, can I buy like a vowell? I like want to buy an “A”. Hee, hee. :)

        Reply to DJ the real one
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:18 am

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        my first laugh of the morning, thanks, DJ!

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
  13. May 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    BlvntHvnt says:

    That Narnia comment was pretty f’n good. :-)

    Reply to BlvntHvnt
  14. May 27, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    U G L Y says:

    UGLY

    Reply to U G L Y
  15. May 27, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    RiZZLE says:

    No Worries Nik, Pimpin aint easy……

    Reply to RiZZLE
  16. May 27, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    In the D says:

    That does explain why he shoots down so many would you?’s on some only half-beat females.

    Reply to In the D
  17. May 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    George Jetson says:

    you’re the man nik!

    Reply to George Jetson
  18. May 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    wha? says:

    who cares…obviously that site was jealous lol

    Reply to wha?
  19. May 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    tallone6foot9 says:

    Classic, the tool with the New Jersey waxed eyebrows and the over gelled hair. WHAT A TOOL… Love how this ignorant tool loves to say that he wouldn’t hit this or that. Actually, they wouldn’t touch that tool. Hey DICK RITCHIE, the GUIDO look went out with the movie Saturday Night Fever . . .

    You could also move to the East

    Reply to tallone6foot9
  20. May 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    tallone6foot9 says:

    Coast where that look is still kind of cool….. YOU ARE A TOOL!!!!

    Reply to tallone6foot9
  21. May 27, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    ///RINGS says:

    you look like oscar de la hoya

    Reply to ///RINGS
  22. May 27, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    King lion says:

    Chick on the left looks like she ate her upper lip.

    Reply to King lion
  23. May 27, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

    if you didn’t have your head so far up your own butt, you’d realize that you actually do pay women to “be with you.”

    If Burrito came after you, you’d throw them all to the ground to create a diversion while you escaped. You use those women as a defensive line, but, hey, if they are dumb enough to be lured to the job by a few grand….

    Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
    • May 28, 2009 at 4:57 am

      DJ the real one says:

      Check out the pics from the Las Vegas weekend at LAX. The Burrito was there kinda makes you wonder about Nik’s and his relationship? I sense a scandal.

      Reply to DJ the real one
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:20 am

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        Of course that mock fight is all a bunch of bs, no one could really ever hate Nik.

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
  24. May 27, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

    and, BTW, your model girlfriend was the only beauty there, and she was also the most tastefully dressed.

    Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
  25. May 27, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Dave says:

    Admit it, you just keep the chicks around to keep Burrito away.

    Reply to Dave
  26. May 27, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    RE: Nick Schuyler says:

    I agree with Ron D and everyone else for that matter, it was a cheap shot and so what if his tattoo needs a refund, you need a refund on your genetics. What’s up with your facial hair? When were soul patches cool? We don’t do it like that in Tampa, catch up Scottsdale! he’s been through hell and the last person to comment on such a tragedy is a complete idiot like yourself whose worst day consists of trying to figure out the “AR Mystery”. Stop posting things about Nick Schuyler, moron!

    Reply to RE: Nick Schuyler
  27. May 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    420robot says:

    define irony. but we all know you were trying to get her to let you touch her face. they take hands in saudi-arabia for that type of crap. i’ll let it slide tho, the hash you dudes make is too cronic for me to be upset about…..anything…..ever.

    Reply to 420robot
    • May 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm

      420robot says:

      in good news though if this site is finally big enough to get you on some other s$%t talking blogs bad side then i’d say you made it. cheers it’s a celebration b&^$hes.

      Reply to 420robot
  28. May 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    jusROLLN says:

    nik… get rid of the cheesy tshirt; really now!!

    Reply to jusROLLN
  29. May 27, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    .. says:

    not sure who’s better looking . . nik or the chick. :)

    Reply to ..
  30. May 27, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    EBG says:

    nik’s hot.

    Reply to EBG
  31. May 27, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Plagiarism says:

    Narnia line is funny. I laughed really hard the first time I heard it in Role Models. Get some original S#!T!

    Reply to Plagiarism
  32. May 27, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Gaysshouldie says:

    Dont every grow a beard or you wont get on any TWA flight. You really are a dork looking MF’r. Wow..the way you slam people I thiught you would look decent. I guess all gay bloggers look bad. ( Perez,YOU, and the other 4,310 gay bloggers)

    Reply to Gaysshouldie
  33. May 27, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Big Drew (Dirty Army Internal Affairs) says:

    I am the Regimental Command Sergeant Major (Dirty Military Police) in the Dirty Army. My staff and I have come to the conclusion the pic above has definitely been photo shopped. Below I have put fourth the most obvious evidence.

    -Same tee-shirt same weekend.
    -Same Joe Camel nose same flavor savor.
    -Same pipe cleaner arms.
    -Same BlackBerry Curve he stole from RR.
    -Same 7 Head.

    Intel evidence that this photo is shopped:
    The double chin is missing?

    Reply to Big Drew (Dirty Army Internal Affairs)
    • June 2, 2009 at 7:56 am

      PS.... says:

      Your site is gay big drew…..worst ripoff hack job i’ve ever seen. you should take it down. it sucks worse then you do.

      Reply to PS....
    • May 28, 2009 at 4:58 am

      DJ the real one says:

      Big Drewche you are way to obsessed with RR. As for your comment another FAIL. Sorry, you just missed the runway with that one.

      Reply to DJ the real one
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:20 am

        RichieRexic®® says:

        Thank you!!! SEE DREW – EVERYONE HAS NOTICED YOUR SICK OBSESSION WITH ME!

        Reply to RichieRexic®®
      • May 28, 2009 at 10:32 am

        Wopness (Name Jacker Killa) says:

        You are obsessed big douche, not to mention a grade A nerd, with your little role playin BS. You are basically the Male version of RR… Fake, Ugly, Always saying you are rich, when obviously you are not..

        You two should just get married, then Romeo and Juliet it up…

        Do us all this favor

        Reply to Wopness (Name Jacker Killa)
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:57 pm

        Wet Anus says:

        exactly…..

        Reply to Wet Anus
      • May 28, 2009 at 7:12 pm

        RichieRexic®® says:

        Id have drew arrested for harrassment before ever marrying him.

        Reply to RichieRexic®®
      • May 28, 2009 at 11:38 am

        Big Drew says:

        I’ll marry the Queen.

        Reply to Big Drew
      • May 28, 2009 at 10:31 am

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        and you’re being one high maintenance e-bff right now. I am not tolerating your little primadonna hissy fits.

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
      • May 28, 2009 at 7:11 pm

        RichieRexic®® says:

        Sorry – i have no clue what you are talking about, like i have said over 50 f*cking times now. So, you either elaborate, or stop pouting.

        Reply to RichieRexic®®
    • May 27, 2009 at 9:02 pm

      Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

      Ok, so you are a member of the DIRTY Military Police, working for the dirty, to expose the dirty, specifically Nik?

      there’s some skewed logic at work here.

      Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
    • May 27, 2009 at 8:26 pm

      Frodo Richie says:

      You are nothing, Private F*ganelli. And your sh*t just ain’t funny.

      Reply to Frodo Richie
      • May 27, 2009 at 10:09 pm

        Big Drew says:

        Get off my Junk RR. You text me with your meaningless empty threats that me and my J*w lawyers laugh off! I have never once spoke about my ability to earn, my income or my net wealth yet you come at me with your unfounded accusations.

        “Hope you’re ready to drop 3g’s on lawyers tomorrow”.

        You ugly F8cking sk*nk! Three Grand is my average weekly tab at my country club! I have emailed you in the past the name of the firm that has been on retainer for my family the past 20 plus years. Go for it! I can guarantee my check book is bigger then your greg.

        Reply to Big Drew
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:21 am

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        can you elaborate on these threats?

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
      • May 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm

        RichieRexic®® says:

        I threatened him on harrassment charges.

        Reply to RichieRexic®®
      • May 28, 2009 at 11:39 am

        Big Drew says:

        RQ, she is accusing me of stealing her RR domain name and profiting from it.

        Reply to Big Drew
      • May 28, 2009 at 2:59 pm

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        It’s called Free Enterprise, RR. If you wanted the website, you should have protected your interests and had the foresight to register it. It’s Drew’s website fair and square and if you’re not careful, he might turn around and sue you for being frivolous.

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:19 am

        RichieRexic®® says:

        I am NOT frodo dimwit!

        Also, YOU text me you phsycho obsessive creep! AND I TEXT YOU BACK TO LEAVE ME ALONE you harrassing stalker. You are a nutjob, for real. Get a f*cking life.

        Reply to RichieRexic®®
      • May 28, 2009 at 10:29 am

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        ok so check it out. Ever since Elfie and I posted under Spurs Post yesterday, RR, you’ve been noticeably absent and not partaking in any back and forth.

        Could you possibly be that shallow? If you are, then our e-Bff friendship is off, and I will go back to making you cry.

        I’ll call your ass out on the carpet, RR.

        The Queen must leave for now.

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:56 pm

        Wet Anus says:

        ohhhhhhhhhh that sounds scary….its exactly like a teen movie, the loser girl latches onto someone with popularity and than turns their back when they realize kissing someones ass can only get you so far…you are such a clown RQ, thedirty really is your life, the only friends you think you have live on an internet comment board lol….your worse than i thought

        Reply to Wet Anus
      • May 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm

        RichieRexic®® says:

        Ok so now I see this. I am not sure what you are talking about. What spurs post? The one of him and the midget? I didnt even know people were still commenting on that.

        Reply to RichieRexic®®
  34. May 27, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Blonkey Lover says:

    But the Killers want to know “are you Nik or are you Dancer?”

    Reply to Blonkey Lover
  35. May 27, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    wanker says:

    Nik, get your hands off the white woman.

    Reply to wanker
  36. May 27, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    nunofyourbusiness says:

    Wow. They hit it square on. So, when ARE you coming out of the closet – all the way I mean?

    Reply to nunofyourbusiness
  37. May 27, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    amy says:

    dirty army loves you nik!!!

    Reply to amy
  38. May 27, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    navy says:

    nick the chick to the right of you her face is as narrow as your 7 head

    Reply to navy
  39. May 27, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    navy says:

    nick iv decided ur right hand is to good for you

    Reply to navy
  40. May 27, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

    i’m so ashamed of myself. I’ve been posting all day.

    Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
    • May 28, 2009 at 6:22 am

      DJ the real one says:

      Just consider it a workout for SPUR’s final video.

      Reply to DJ the real one
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:23 am

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        that’ll have us all glued to the dirty, so point taken, DJ.

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
    • May 28, 2009 at 2:13 am

      Queen Bee says:

      I was just thinking the same thing? That is very un-Rocket Queen-like? But, hey we all have our days like that! Ciao doll!

      Reply to Queen Bee
      • May 28, 2009 at 8:22 am

        Rocket Queen (the real one) says:

        Queen Bee, what the heck are you doing up so early?

        Reply to Rocket Queen (the real one)
  41. May 27, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    hula says:

    That is not Sara Jean Underwood, dips**t.

    Reply to hula
  42. May 27, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    DEACON says:

    shes got a great gunt!

    Reply to DEACON
  43. May 27, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Matt Ramsey AKA Peter North says:

    Nik, stick with the persians. Leave the White Women alone!!

    Reply to Matt Ramsey AKA Peter North
  44. May 27, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    Anonymous says:

    you have a good game going put down girls and the ones with no self esteem will flock…congrats winner

    Reply to Anonymous
  45. May 27, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    the BEST says:

    Those chicks are pretty BEAT for as much “Would You” sh!t that you talk, Nikolas.

    Reply to the BEST
  46. May 27, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    What the hell says:

    You look like a balding spock…

    Reply to What the hell
  47. May 27, 2009 at 11:39 pm

    OUCH! says:

    Burn
    THAT
    YELLOW
    SHIRT!
    don’t ever do that again!

    Reply to OUCH!
  48. May 28, 2009 at 12:11 am

    Ha says:

    You really aren’t attractive at all Nik. Who the hell are you to judge all these chics?

    Never said I was?- nik

    Reply to Ha
  49. May 28, 2009 at 12:14 am

    JM says:

    Gotta love that the Dirty Army had your back in response to that article… I just read some of the comments on DailyFiasco — classic.

    I decided that Jason Scavone is just jealous because he is forgy and tried to stalk you over Memorial Weekend… probably took all of those paparazzi pictures himself.

    Reply to JM
  50. May 28, 2009 at 12:41 am

    HAHA says:

    Too funny, it’s like you’re trying to prove you’re not gay.
    LOL

    Reply to HAHA

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