THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Maxy Mouse sponsored by every single brand of white trash beer or what? I never see him without some hops in his hand.
I think he finds chicks who have worse hair than him to make himself feel better about his life.- nik
TheDirty.com, The world's first ever reality blogger™ is all about gossip and satire. The content that is published contains rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information. Postings may contain erroneous or inaccurate information. All images are credited to their original location. The owner of this site does not ensure the accuracy of any content presented on TheDirty.com. ©
Nik, what the hell is your problem with this guy? He seems totally cool, and I bet he pulls more fine ass any given weekend than you have in your entire life.
NIKS PROBLEM…. HE IS JUST DOING HIS JOB…OR IS IT A WEE BIT OF THE GREEN MONSTER.. MAXY IS WAY HOTTER!
ALSO… I GO FOR THE ORANGE ZIG ZAGS MYSELF !!
LIGHT IT UP AND TAKE A PUFF AND PASS IT TOO ME NOW !!
Nik- Is jealous because this guy’s eyes aren’t on top of his nose! Nike hate life because he looks like a monkey!!
who ever wrote this is dumb….tecate is made in mexico and is expensive…..so not sure how thats white trash…
And Nik writes WAY TOO MUCH about this guy. Obsessed much? Hungry for dick?
Yeah, this guy’s a power douche.
thats a pack of zig zigs in her hand, tightin up lil nik!
Thats exactly what I was thinking-
Tecate is a Mexican beer, its actually the cheapest and nastiest kind…..
He is cool because he knows natty lite…430 days until his b*tch gig is over and he is a [removed]
i say unless he was getting friendly with one of u fruits, he would not even be on here. jkjkjk luv yall
zig zags!!!!
Holy shizzle that blonde is named caroline? I think and the brunette is Molly Aguirre, a pro snowboarder that just got dropped by Burton… If I wasn’t cool with her bro Mason I’d say everyone in these photos are douchebags and sloobie doobie sl*ts
awesome…….totally awesome!
why you guys rag on beer, thats not nice
That is most def a pack of kings
Uh… Nik I know you like blonds but come on….Quit flirting with Maxy Mouse just to get on TMZ!…Media Sl*t!…go back to Afganastan already..
Iranian not afghani
Frankly I have seen plenty o white trash drinking expensive beer just to look like they have class.
gettin their smooooke on.!
zig zags
yah dude this guy is cool….stick to going after the total retards……
This is short chits attempt to get on TMZ>>>> But as i said before he will NEVER get to Tell it to the KING hahah
Tecate is a mexican beer not a “white trash” beer. You are an idiot go play in traffic
the blonde female(non TMZ DB) is sexy. Id like to smoke her…i mean with her.
That IS Molly Aguirre!!!!!!
is that zig zags in her hand
Ur awesome MAX!
nik is for the gays
“I think he finds chicks who have worse hair than him to make himself feel better about his life.- nik” Reeeaaallly Nik…REALLY? Kinda like YOU always seeing the worse in every one else to make YOU feel better about YOUR life. How’s that going for ya, hmm?
you can tell, by the light in the shot, that, dude lives 3 houses form the beach…quit hatin…LA still sux…
from…my bad
at least he isn’t drinking the hipster dufus PBR brew.