It Is Going Down

Great, we have confirmed that The Burrito is coming to Las Vegas for Memorial weekend. Looks like Belvedere liquor sales will be at an all time high at Circus Circus.

Great, we have confirmed that The Burrito is coming to Las Vegas for Memorial weekend. Looks like Belvedere liquor sales will be at an all time high at Circus Circus.
What a homo. sheesh.
This whole thing is an ACT people, put on by the Dirty! This guy (product) completely fabricated story/person and no one(a few) can see it!
Does this idiot actually know how STUPID he looks
I am starting a fund to collect money to remove that poor boys upper lip from his nose, this is the worst HAIRLIP I have ever seen.
It is obvious that he cannot find anyone to play with him and his AIRSOFT guns so lets pull together and grant a wish!
Homo-
You are such a loser. You look like a 10 year old trying to be tough. What is up with the gay girl fish lips? Your nose bends down so when you fish your lips- your lips are up in your nose. That is gross.
Do you just open your mouth wide and eat all your snot when your hook nose explodeds snot?
And dude)) put a sock in your pants so you will look like a man and not a kid.
Yeah that rifle makes you look tough when you pull up to Arby’s to order your f-in sandwich- it is still 5 for 5. Gun or no gun.
Get rid of your stupid retarded playing card out of your gay rag and put cash in it. (Real cash- not play money.)
Your f-in fish lips. A guy with fish lips???
Pay a chick to stand next to you so you wont look so gay- it is called a beard.
I think Burrito is Nik’s Top. Faeeeeeeeg.
nik u should watch out thats a draganov sniper rifle he could hit u from 200 yards away not a airsoft
This guy will shoot you…serious
I would PAY to get in a cage and fight this f*g, it might even excite me to beat him till he’s twitching!
It has GOT to be an act. No one really gets their game on like that, do they? Dude’s not even that built.
Nice knowing of you Nik.
nik, i bet he can even shoot any of those guns with any amount of accuracy…just another moron who thinks he is hard because he owns a gun.
sorry, “cant”…..
ahhhhh boy. hope that wacko doesn’t try anything nik. as crazy as he is be he doesn’t have a whole lot to lose….i think u should roll with two very large african bodyguards at all times to set him straight. just my opinion.
what is up with dude’s lips?
C0ck S(cker
Swollen from sucking 86′s p*ssy lips!!!
He has a total hair lip (and a few other things wrong). Surgery can fix it though, I have seen a bunch of kids from Mexico that had it corrected by the local donkey doctor. He looks like a total d*ck. You seriously just have to laugh at fools like this….nice “Ace of Spaids”, I bet that is a real lady killer…hahaha
nik,
please knock the sh*t out of that stupid son of a b*tch for the dirty army!!
Let him know I N S is gonna be around…bet he doesn’t show up.
Hope this cat is fo real & teaches you a lesson, You smell arminian!!
Have you noticed how it’s the same bottle of Belvedere. The seal is never broken on most of the bottles he carries around. Ever since Burrito’s mom (Roberto) has been denying him the nipple, unopened Belvedere has been his security blanket.
Have fun in Sin City.
Great call – he probably rolls like the rest of the 20K millis and refills it with Kamchaka – and tells the gays – it is a new bottle of Belvedere – they can’t tell since they mix it with cranberry juice and becuase they swallow man gravy.
yeah I noticed the bottle never has the seal broken.
I was just thinking that the bottle always looks the same. it’s sad that with all of his money he can’t afford to crack the bottle for just a sip.
haha, better comeback Nik.
who is this f_ck muppet? seriously. no one in chicago has ever seen the guy. he doesn’t go out to any of the clubs. he’s a nobody.
that’s because he is a faked dirty celeb…
yep there is no burrito. the dirty=national enquier
I have seen him out a few times….once at that crack nest Crobar…he had a table next to us, and looks nothing like he does in the pics….well, def as short as he looks….but no costume and was drinking Pepe Lopez
Is this Scrote-Tard for real?! That fish pucker in EVERY photo leads me to believe its a gag…
PS
That is a very high powered scope on a SVD Sniping Rifle, douche’s weapon there IS accurate up to 600m even with cheap surplus ammo. (The Scope is WAY to powerful for the range of that rifle)
Prolly just an Airsoft gun..
Can you please stop putting this guy on your site it is really boring!!!!!!!!!!! I love the dirty but I cant stand seeing him anymore…….xoxo
idiot
well all the sh*t slinging might come to an end.Put up or shut up.
Guys a joker who should have been killed at birth
The Burrito wants to touch Nik’s greg
This guy cant be real! Is he on your payroll to look like an ASS!
why does this q*eer always have that SAME look on his face, and carry around the SAME bottle of unopened vodka?
i think Mr. tough guy needs to grow up and realize that no one thinks he’s a badass
maybe the burrito had a stroke
I hate how his lips always look like a taco!! He’s a mix! A Tacuritto!! LOSER!
seriously? what type of manic depressive is this d-bag. i think we get the picture. you’ve got low self-esteem (look at his b*tch ass dog) and has to brand himself with a “signature look” of the card (he is one) a f*g rag (he is one) and a big gun (which he doesn’t have). burrito, you’re the biggest idiot i’ve ever seen. i hope you get tupac’d in vegas you wannabe thug b*tch
Dude, how can he even be pissed about getting put on the dirty? Has he seen the ridiculous pictures he’s taken here? Even burrito would make fun of burrito if he was looking at these pics.
he’s fat. like some sort of bizarre puffer fish
is that gun registered?
the guy makes me want to play slip and slide on sandpaper no more gay gun carrying kissyface d*uche
wow! he’s getting fat.
This guy deserves to loose his Right To Bear Arms in both meanings….put on a shirt and for god sakes loose the scope. That weapon is not accurate over 50 yards anyway.
the burrito is one of my all time fav Dirty Celbs!
Who can forget the penis swim trunks…lol
Are you nervous??? Or do you think you two will end up being boys? Seeing that he is a Portuguese, Italian, Puerto Rican, Mexican I would be ready for anything, Nik…Seriously. God Speed.
Who says that he is Portuguese, Italian, PR or Mexican???
Portuguese & Italian ARE European!!! Mexicans look like Indians (majority)!!! There is no comparison…are u kiddin me?
now if he had thug life fake tatted on his chest… seriously though, this is classic Nick. I want to be a part of the marketing team
HK’s, AK’s i need to join the gun club….puta pendjo maricon. Nik, 86er or whoever the F will be there…someone club punch this idiot, take the 15 credit cards he has that are maxed out and send him to Obama so he can get a bail out.
Dirty South Texas over and out!
THIS DUDE DOSENT BUY SH*T, ITS THE SAME UNOPENED BOTTLE OF BELVE IN EVERY PIC! WHAT A LOSER
Iam his kentucky connection he does have guns i would know nik watch it he does a lot of coke and gets a lil wierd on it good luck
What is wrong with his face?
Put that airsoft rifle away and do some cardio… It looks like you are retaining some water fat a $ $! And is that your pillow biter buddys’ name on the dog tags?
Nik,
keep killing the burritto funny as sh!t. One question though who takes tthe pictures of this clown?
ive never seen him except on here, is he for real? he does make me laugh though, put a pic on here where he doesnt look like a f*g, itll be more of a challenge
For the love of god will someone please put a bullet in this clowns head!!!
I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THE PICTURES OF HOOMS BASHED IN FACE HIT THE INTERWEB.
What is an interweb??? and why are u yelling?
he looks like a f’n d*uche
i would love to fight this guy.
Circus Circus, just pissed my pants!
Nik you know damn well that is the same bottle of Belvedere that he keeps refilling with that stuff at Trader Joes that comes in a plastic bottle.
Why in the hell is he always sniffing his upper lip? What a douche tard!
Nik your screwed, is he really coming to Vegas? If so me and my girls are coming as well.
I have a friend who rides motorcycles with Robbie Z or the Burrito as you guys call him and he said it is true. Burrito is going to Vegas this weekend to kick Nik’s ass. I heard he has a penthouse in one of the towers overlooking Caesars palace’s pool so I would cancel the pool party. I think you guys will be easy targets for Burrito’s high powered rifle. It’s your life Nik!
There are a ton of clowns on this site,
but Burrito you are driving the car
What’s a complete and utter Goof
Seriously, why does the D-Bag always look like he has just got done sucking someone’s ass. What an F-ing tard.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they are being paid to advertise Belvedere this way….
That would be a bad move on Belvedere’s part, nobody wants to look like this douche. Now when someone sees it – “What are you Burrito?”
why does he have a playing card stuck to his head?
i miss you burrito
I think hes real…..retarded. I can guarantee you that if he walked around his front yard with that gun hed be arrested so fast you would never see him again.
That fishlips pose is getting old.
Isn’t it illegal for felons (or so called been to jail 4 times losers who live with mommy) to carry firearms? This guy is gay.
lmao this is all BS
I dont get it.. why would anyone just walk around with a bottle of vodka, a gun and little dog all day long.. was this just a lame photoshoot gone bad… its like hey stand there and pose, now go prune that bush, ok now walk that pathetic dog around.. i just dont get it
Get a real assault weapon. Is it Deer season?
I’ll fight this dude for you Nik… I know you are a puss and like 3feet tall, so lemme know if you want me to handle it
I heard that burrito has been contacted by Micheal Jackson’ camp….for a lip transplant.
Why would you put a scope on that gun?
All you guys questioning the scope you should do your research. That is a Russian Dragunov and that is the standard scope that comes with it. These rifles have been used by the Russian army for decades. They are deadly accurate and a well trained sniper can pick off targets at over 1000 meters. So all you gun experts out there do a little research before you knock his weapons. He is a tool no doubt, but he has a good choice in weaponry.
playing cod4 doesn’t count as research rifle dork.preach some where else terminator.
Only in the north!! Nic,send him south of the Mason/Dixon…. LOLOL He’s got a purty mouth don’t he?? You give this Fa* more air time than semi hot chics?? WTF??? Is nic da chic closet???
JUS SAYIN…..
Is Nic, Really Prerez??????
I think nic likes his GUN!!! lol
nice mechanic glove j*zz bucket……..
This guy is the greatest d*uche bag on The Dirty! He’s truly d*uchetacular. If I were to ever aspire to be a douche bag…this guy or the guy on the cover of “hot chicks with D*uche bags” would be the ones I’d want to d*uche it out with. Man that sounds gay.
Glad to see he’s got a little Captain in him with that pose.
Nik-
Real or Fake Got a Little Captain In Him Gang Mafia?
I’m sure he’s HAD a little Captain in him, probably some lieutenants, and a couple of sergeants too while he was in jail four times…
NIK PLEASE SIGN THE BURRITO UP FOR SEASON 2 OF THE TOOL ACADEMY…………
This guys is going to be so excited when he see’s all the Aces in a casino…
nice rust stain on the wall bud
The police will be waiting for this clown
Seriously Nik, I’ve ask this before, whats with his glove in every picture too?
The dude’s a clueless dorkbag
this is all fake.i know for a fact.thats why he disowned me
What a butt lipped poser that needs to get rid of his b*tches dogg and step up and stop being a punk
will one of you just shoot the other so that there is one less drama queen to deal with?
I don’t think the sales of Belvedere will be that high. He never actually cracks the bottle(super poser), and I’m sure he shouldnt mix alcohol with the medication he’s on for his lip infection. Seriously….Joan Rivers lips look better than Burrito’s.
PS-Has he let that fuzzy white thing out of his ass yet?
hahaha i noticed that too, he never is drinking the vodka just holding it like it is his little dog
…….more like sales of Gordon’s vodka will be up at Imperial Inn. He is such a baller
i hate burrito so much. can we have a burrito funeral on the dirty and never see him again?
my dad is gay
this dude is the biggest f*ggit redneck
nice levi’s
total f*g
Serious hair lip….can be fixed in TJ for $9.00 and a sack of donkey balls.
Please tell me women don’t actually find a guy that wears make-up, a bandana, and wrist cuffs attractive…
Lol… all i have to say..
haha i really hope he tries to walk into the casino like that and gets tasered till his eyes bleed…or shot, either one would be tits!!
Be careful nice I here that toy gun is really noisy when he pulls the trigger! Better get yourself some earplugs.
ha….ha….. STFU you fcukin DORK. nobody wants your input.
ME AND ROBBIE (BURRITO) GO WAY BACK…WHEN I FIRST CAME OUT HERE FROM OHIO HE HELPED ME GET A JOB SELLING MORTGAGES…NOW I AM THE HEAD OF FAMILY BUSINESS, WHICH FEATURES ALL OF THE CHI’S PREMIER TALENT AND ARTISTS. HOLLA AT ME IF YOU INTRESTED…I LOVE ME SOME ME
i got to give this guy credit, he is exercising his right to bear arms.
HAHA circus circus no doubt. wow this is gayer than aids
He’s just another “Sly Stallone” wana-be!! LOL! All of these pics,crack me up!
Oh I hate to burst everyones bubbles but Rob actually takes these pictures for the Dirty as a joke on purpose to get a rise out of all of you guys. He doesn’t go out at all and even if he did you would never recognize him in person because he doesn’t look at all what he looks likes in these funny pictures. Rob’s a really humble person and defenitely wouldn’t go around trying to shoot people it’s all a f*cking joke people I can’t believe your’e all falling for this!
Not to mention he would know that whoever took the pics obviously sent them to TheDirty.com, and he’d stop posing for pics like these and/or cut off his friend.
I’ve followed the Burrito guy on your site for months and I cannot believe how funny it all is. He cannot possibly be serious with these pictures….I mean its amazing!!!!
So funny.
Blue Steel // La Tigre // Ferrari // and Magnum.
this man has “one look”.
is his face frozen that way??!!! // cause it never changes.
every facial expression is the same.
“i feel like i’m taking crazy pills!!!” — Mugatu.