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Great, we have confirmed that The Burrito is coming to Las Vegas for Memorial weekend.  Looks like Belvedere liquor sales will be at an all time high at Circus Circus.


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  1. May 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Don Scales says:

    Seriously, why does the D-Bag always look like he has just got done sucking someone’s ass. What an F-ing tard.

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  2. May 20, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    uh.... says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if they are being paid to advertise Belvedere this way….

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    • May 20, 2009 at 2:36 pm

      what the hell says:

      That would be a bad move on Belvedere’s part, nobody wants to look like this douche. Now when someone sees it – “What are you Burrito?”

      Reply to what the hell
  3. May 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    just a thought says:

    why does he have a playing card stuck to his head?

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  4. May 20, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    BURRITOS BELT says:

    i miss you burrito

    Reply to BURRITOS BELT
  5. May 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    what2be says:

    I think hes real…..retarded. I can guarantee you that if he walked around his front yard with that gun hed be arrested so fast you would never see him again.

    Reply to what2be
  6. May 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Anonymous says:

    That fishlips pose is getting old.

    Reply to Anonymous
  7. May 20, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Randal P says:

    Isn’t it illegal for felons (or so called been to jail 4 times losers who live with mommy) to carry firearms? This guy is gay.

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  8. May 20, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU says:

    lmao this is all BS

    Reply to FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  9. May 20, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Stellar says:

    I dont get it.. why would anyone just walk around with a bottle of vodka, a gun and little dog all day long.. was this just a lame photoshoot gone bad… its like hey stand there and pose, now go prune that bush, ok now walk that pathetic dog around.. i just dont get it

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  10. May 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Barry O says:

    Get a real assault weapon. Is it Deer season?

    Reply to Barry O
  11. May 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Wopness (Name Jacker Killa) says:

    I’ll fight this dude for you Nik… I know you are a puss and like 3feet tall, so lemme know if you want me to handle it

    Reply to Wopness (Name Jacker Killa)
  12. May 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    KOBE' LEFT NUT says:

    I heard that burrito has been contacted by Micheal Jackson’ camp….for a lip transplant.

    Reply to KOBE' LEFT NUT
  13. May 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    jb3 says:

    Why would you put a scope on that gun?

    Reply to jb3
    • May 20, 2009 at 2:47 pm

      Rifle Man says:

      All you guys questioning the scope you should do your research. That is a Russian Dragunov and that is the standard scope that comes with it. These rifles have been used by the Russian army for decades. They are deadly accurate and a well trained sniper can pick off targets at over 1000 meters. So all you gun experts out there do a little research before you knock his weapons. He is a tool no doubt, but he has a good choice in weaponry.

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      • May 21, 2009 at 10:52 pm

        alien workshop says:

        playing cod4 doesn’t count as research rifle dork.preach some where else terminator.

        Reply to alien workshop
  14. May 20, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    crazy8 says:

    Only in the north!! Nic,send him south of the Mason/Dixon…. LOLOL He’s got a purty mouth don’t he?? You give this Fa* more air time than semi hot chics?? WTF??? Is nic da chic closet???

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  15. May 20, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    crazy8 says:

    Is Nic, Really Prerez??????

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  16. May 20, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    crazy8 says:

    I think nic likes his GUN!!! lol

    Reply to crazy8
  17. May 20, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Dirt Merchant says:

    nice mechanic glove j*zz bucket……..

    Reply to Dirt Merchant
  18. May 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Idiot Box says:

    This guy is the greatest d*uche bag on The Dirty! He’s truly d*uchetacular. If I were to ever aspire to be a douche bag…this guy or the guy on the cover of “hot chicks with D*uche bags” would be the ones I’d want to d*uche it out with. Man that sounds gay.

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  19. May 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    TR says:

    Glad to see he’s got a little Captain in him with that pose.

    Nik-

    Real or Fake Got a Little Captain In Him Gang Mafia?

    Reply to TR
    • May 20, 2009 at 5:30 pm

      PK$ says:

      I’m sure he’s HAD a little Captain in him, probably some lieutenants, and a couple of sergeants too while he was in jail four times…

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  20. May 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    spencer pratt says:

    NIK PLEASE SIGN THE BURRITO UP FOR SEASON 2 OF THE TOOL ACADEMY…………

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  21. May 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    BDUB says:

    This guys is going to be so excited when he see’s all the Aces in a casino…

    Reply to BDUB
  22. May 20, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    need a painter says:

    nice rust stain on the wall bud

    Reply to need a painter
  23. May 20, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    LVPD says:

    The police will be waiting for this clown

    Reply to LVPD
  24. May 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Kelevra says:

    Seriously Nik, I’ve ask this before, whats with his glove in every picture too?

    Reply to Kelevra
  25. May 20, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    E Beaver says:

    The dude’s a clueless dorkbag

    Reply to E Beaver
  26. May 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    BURRITOS BELT says:

    this is all fake.i know for a fact.thats why he disowned me

    Reply to BURRITOS BELT
  27. May 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Ron D says:

    What a butt lipped poser that needs to get rid of his b*tches dogg and step up and stop being a punk

    Reply to Ron D
  28. May 20, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    so what says:

    will one of you just shoot the other so that there is one less drama queen to deal with?

    Reply to so what
  29. May 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Justin_Cider says:

    I don’t think the sales of Belvedere will be that high. He never actually cracks the bottle(super poser), and I’m sure he shouldnt mix alcohol with the medication he’s on for his lip infection. Seriously….Joan Rivers lips look better than Burrito’s.
    PS-Has he let that fuzzy white thing out of his ass yet?

    Reply to Justin_Cider
    • May 20, 2009 at 4:27 pm

      ... says:

      hahaha i noticed that too, he never is drinking the vodka just holding it like it is his little dog

      Reply to ...
  30. May 20, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Timothy Lewis..."Family Business" says:

    …….more like sales of Gordon’s vodka will be up at Imperial Inn. He is such a baller

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  31. May 20, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    no says:

    i hate burrito so much. can we have a burrito funeral on the dirty and never see him again?

    Reply to no
  32. May 20, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    George Jetson says:

    my dad is gay

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  33. May 20, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    mike says:

    this dude is the biggest f*ggit redneck

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  34. May 20, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    le femme fetale (look it up) says:

    nice levi’s

    Reply to le femme fetale (look it up)
  35. May 20, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    suspect says:

    total f*g

    Reply to suspect
  36. May 20, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Blue Gums says:

    Serious hair lip….can be fixed in TJ for $9.00 and a sack of donkey balls.

    Reply to Blue Gums
  37. May 20, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    LOL says:

    Please tell me women don’t actually find a guy that wears make-up, a bandana, and wrist cuffs attractive…

    Reply to LOL
  38. May 20, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    LMAO! says:

    Lol… all i have to say..

    Reply to LMAO!
  39. May 20, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    $HaYnE says:

    haha i really hope he tries to walk into the casino like that and gets tasered till his eyes bleed…or shot, either one would be tits!!

    Reply to $HaYnE
  40. May 21, 2009 at 12:17 am

    DJ the real one says:

    Be careful nice I here that toy gun is really noisy when he pulls the trigger! Better get yourself some earplugs.

    Reply to DJ the real one
  41. May 21, 2009 at 9:10 am

    Timothy Lewis..."Family Business" says:

    ME AND ROBBIE (BURRITO) GO WAY BACK…WHEN I FIRST CAME OUT HERE FROM OHIO HE HELPED ME GET A JOB SELLING MORTGAGES…NOW I AM THE HEAD OF FAMILY BUSINESS, WHICH FEATURES ALL OF THE CHI’S PREMIER TALENT AND ARTISTS. HOLLA AT ME IF YOU INTRESTED…I LOVE ME SOME ME

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  42. May 21, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    freedom to fascism says:

    i got to give this guy credit, he is exercising his right to bear arms.

    Reply to freedom to fascism
  43. May 21, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    OXASU says:

    HAHA circus circus no doubt. wow this is gayer than aids

    Reply to OXASU
  44. May 22, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Mark says:

    He’s just another “Sly Stallone” wana-be!! LOL! All of these pics,crack me up!

    Reply to Mark
  45. May 22, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Chicago Inc. says:

    Oh I hate to burst everyones bubbles but Rob actually takes these pictures for the Dirty as a joke on purpose to get a rise out of all of you guys. He doesn’t go out at all and even if he did you would never recognize him in person because he doesn’t look at all what he looks likes in these funny pictures. Rob’s a really humble person and defenitely wouldn’t go around trying to shoot people it’s all a f*cking joke people I can’t believe your’e all falling for this!

    Reply to Chicago Inc.
  46. May 23, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Tito says:

    Not to mention he would know that whoever took the pics obviously sent them to TheDirty.com, and he’d stop posing for pics like these and/or cut off his friend.

    Reply to Tito
  47. May 25, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Bella says:

    I’ve followed the Burrito guy on your site for months and I cannot believe how funny it all is. He cannot possibly be serious with these pictures….I mean its amazing!!!!

    So funny.

    Reply to Bella
  48. May 31, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    Seattlite. says:

    Blue Steel // La Tigre // Ferrari // and Magnum.

    this man has “one look”.

    is his face frozen that way??!!! // cause it never changes.

    every facial expression is the same.

    “i feel like i’m taking crazy pills!!!” — Mugatu.

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