Posted in Chicago, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Burrito, The Dirty | May 20th, 2009
Great, we have confirmed that The Burrito is coming to Las Vegas for Memorial weekend. Looks like Belvedere liquor sales will be at an all time high at Circus Circus.
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Don Scales says:
Seriously, why does the D-Bag always look like he has just got done sucking someone’s ass. What an F-ing tard.
to Don Scalesuh.... says:
I wouldn’t be surprised if they are being paid to advertise Belvedere this way….
to uh....what the hell says:
That would be a bad move on Belvedere’s part, nobody wants to look like this douche. Now when someone sees it – “What are you Burrito?”
to what the helljust a thought says:
why does he have a playing card stuck to his head?
to just a thoughtBURRITOS BELT says:
i miss you burrito
to BURRITOS BELTwhat2be says:
I think hes real…..retarded. I can guarantee you that if he walked around his front yard with that gun hed be arrested so fast you would never see him again.
to what2beAnonymous says:
That fishlips pose is getting old.
to AnonymousRandal P says:
Isn’t it illegal for felons (or so called been to jail 4 times losers who live with mommy) to carry firearms? This guy is gay.
to Randal PFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU says:
lmao this is all BS
to FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUStellar says:
I dont get it.. why would anyone just walk around with a bottle of vodka, a gun and little dog all day long.. was this just a lame photoshoot gone bad… its like hey stand there and pose, now go prune that bush, ok now walk that pathetic dog around.. i just dont get it
to StellarBarry O says:
Get a real assault weapon. Is it Deer season?
to Barry OWopness (Name Jacker Killa) says:
I’ll fight this dude for you Nik… I know you are a puss and like 3feet tall, so lemme know if you want me to handle it
to Wopness (Name Jacker Killa)KOBE' LEFT NUT says:
I heard that burrito has been contacted by Micheal Jackson’ camp….for a lip transplant.
to KOBE' LEFT NUTjb3 says:
Why would you put a scope on that gun?
to jb3Rifle Man says:
All you guys questioning the scope you should do your research. That is a Russian Dragunov and that is the standard scope that comes with it. These rifles have been used by the Russian army for decades. They are deadly accurate and a well trained sniper can pick off targets at over 1000 meters. So all you gun experts out there do a little research before you knock his weapons. He is a tool no doubt, but he has a good choice in weaponry.
to Rifle Manalien workshop says:
playing cod4 doesn’t count as research rifle dork.preach some where else terminator.
to alien workshopcrazy8 says:
Only in the north!! Nic,send him south of the Mason/Dixon…. LOLOL He’s got a purty mouth don’t he?? You give this Fa* more air time than semi hot chics?? WTF??? Is nic da chic closet???
to crazy8crazy8 says:
JUS SAYIN…..
to crazy8crazy8 says:
Is Nic, Really Prerez??????
to crazy8crazy8 says:
I think nic likes his GUN!!! lol
to crazy8Dirt Merchant says:
nice mechanic glove j*zz bucket……..
to Dirt MerchantIdiot Box says:
This guy is the greatest d*uche bag on The Dirty! He’s truly d*uchetacular. If I were to ever aspire to be a douche bag…this guy or the guy on the cover of “hot chicks with D*uche bags” would be the ones I’d want to d*uche it out with. Man that sounds gay.
to Idiot BoxTR says:
Glad to see he’s got a little Captain in him with that pose.
Nik-
Real or Fake Got a Little Captain In Him Gang Mafia?
to TRPK$ says:
I’m sure he’s HAD a little Captain in him, probably some lieutenants, and a couple of sergeants too while he was in jail four times…
to PK$spencer pratt says:
NIK PLEASE SIGN THE BURRITO UP FOR SEASON 2 OF THE TOOL ACADEMY…………
to spencer prattBDUB says:
This guys is going to be so excited when he see’s all the Aces in a casino…
to BDUBneed a painter says:
nice rust stain on the wall bud
to need a painterLVPD says:
The police will be waiting for this clown
to LVPDKelevra says:
Seriously Nik, I’ve ask this before, whats with his glove in every picture too?
to KelevraE Beaver says:
The dude’s a clueless dorkbag
to E BeaverBURRITOS BELT says:
this is all fake.i know for a fact.thats why he disowned me
to BURRITOS BELTRon D says:
What a butt lipped poser that needs to get rid of his b*tches dogg and step up and stop being a punk
to Ron Dso what says:
will one of you just shoot the other so that there is one less drama queen to deal with?
to so whatJustin_Cider says:
I don’t think the sales of Belvedere will be that high. He never actually cracks the bottle(super poser), and I’m sure he shouldnt mix alcohol with the medication he’s on for his lip infection. Seriously….Joan Rivers lips look better than Burrito’s.
to Justin_CiderPS-Has he let that fuzzy white thing out of his ass yet?
... says:
hahaha i noticed that too, he never is drinking the vodka just holding it like it is his little dog
to ...Timothy Lewis..."Family Business" says:
…….more like sales of Gordon’s vodka will be up at Imperial Inn. He is such a baller
to Timothy Lewis..."Family Business"no says:
i hate burrito so much. can we have a burrito funeral on the dirty and never see him again?
to noGeorge Jetson says:
my dad is gay
to George Jetsonmike says:
this dude is the biggest f*ggit redneck
to mikele femme fetale (look it up) says:
nice levi’s
to le femme fetale (look it up)suspect says:
total f*g
to suspectBlue Gums says:
Serious hair lip….can be fixed in TJ for $9.00 and a sack of donkey balls.
to Blue GumsLOL says:
Please tell me women don’t actually find a guy that wears make-up, a bandana, and wrist cuffs attractive…
to LOLLMAO! says:
Lol… all i have to say..
to LMAO!$HaYnE says:
haha i really hope he tries to walk into the casino like that and gets tasered till his eyes bleed…or shot, either one would be tits!!
to $HaYnEDJ the real one says:
Be careful nice I here that toy gun is really noisy when he pulls the trigger! Better get yourself some earplugs.
to DJ the real oneyiug says:
ha….ha….. STFU you fcukin DORK. nobody wants your input.
to yiugTimothy Lewis..."Family Business" says:
ME AND ROBBIE (BURRITO) GO WAY BACK…WHEN I FIRST CAME OUT HERE FROM OHIO HE HELPED ME GET A JOB SELLING MORTGAGES…NOW I AM THE HEAD OF FAMILY BUSINESS, WHICH FEATURES ALL OF THE CHI’S PREMIER TALENT AND ARTISTS. HOLLA AT ME IF YOU INTRESTED…I LOVE ME SOME ME
to Timothy Lewis..."Family Business"freedom to fascism says:
i got to give this guy credit, he is exercising his right to bear arms.
to freedom to fascismOXASU says:
HAHA circus circus no doubt. wow this is gayer than aids
to OXASUMark says:
He’s just another “Sly Stallone” wana-be!! LOL! All of these pics,crack me up!
to MarkChicago Inc. says:
Oh I hate to burst everyones bubbles but Rob actually takes these pictures for the Dirty as a joke on purpose to get a rise out of all of you guys. He doesn’t go out at all and even if he did you would never recognize him in person because he doesn’t look at all what he looks likes in these funny pictures. Rob’s a really humble person and defenitely wouldn’t go around trying to shoot people it’s all a f*cking joke people I can’t believe your’e all falling for this!
to Chicago Inc.Tito says:
Not to mention he would know that whoever took the pics obviously sent them to TheDirty.com, and he’d stop posing for pics like these and/or cut off his friend.
to TitoBella says:
I’ve followed the Burrito guy on your site for months and I cannot believe how funny it all is. He cannot possibly be serious with these pictures….I mean its amazing!!!!
So funny.
to BellaSeattlite. says:
Blue Steel // La Tigre // Ferrari // and Magnum.
this man has “one look”.
is his face frozen that way??!!! // cause it never changes.
every facial expression is the same.
“i feel like i’m taking crazy pills!!!” — Mugatu.
to Seattlite.