Jon Stewart Dismantles Miss California Debacle


That was awesome Sir Stewart.


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  1. May 14, 2009 at 10:04 am

    CFHjames says:

    Jon Stewart has always been hilarious. Nik you should definitely try and get a spot on his show, that would be ballstastic.

    Reply to CFHjames
  2. May 14, 2009 at 10:09 am

    GetOverIt says:

    Time to move on, Nik. Miss California doesn’t support gay marriage. Waaaaah.

    From now on, the pageants need to say to contestants “If you don’t support gay marraige, you are out.”

    How about abortion? Any other litmus tests for a contestant? Do they have to support adoption by gay couples?

    Reply to GetOverIt
    • May 14, 2009 at 11:47 am

      Marion. says:

      Well, since gay couples are already allowed to adopt, it might be problematic to oppose that one. But why stop there? I want Miss California to promote segregation on buses, damnit! I love the “stop whining” whines from you whiners. Nobody’s crying but you, loser.

      Reply to Marion.
  3. May 14, 2009 at 10:10 am

    GX says:

    Who cares? Exactly… Yet, you ran “EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS!!” on this site trying to paint her as an anti-gay right wing looney. You’re such a narcissistic douche.

    Reply to GX
    • May 14, 2009 at 10:24 am

      Post 'em says:

      She’s NOT an anti-gay right wing looney? I don’t hear many Lefties claiming that a question is a test from Satan and that God has conversations with them.

      Reply to Post 'em
      • May 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm

        GX says:

        You are correct. She is NOT an anti-gay right wing looney. She’s a 20-something year old girl with an opinion, an dshe spoke it. Good on her. Whether you or I, or anybody else agrees is irrelevant. She’ has her opinion and she spoke it. That’s what makes our country great. The day we lose tha is going to be a bad day.

        And WTF was the 2nd part that you said??? Something about God and Satan, and HUH???

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      • May 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm

        Lily says:

        They were refering to an interview that she did over the phone with a minister. She stated that the question she was asked was a test from Satan and that God spoke to her in her mind while she was answering the question. It’s on the web somewhere, it should not be a problem for you to find it.

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      • May 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm

        GX says:

        I’m not going to look for the video. It’s irrelevant at this point. Christianity is not a left or right issue, it’s a spiritual issue. There are people that I know that are “Lefties”/ Democrats and Christians that voted for Obama. There are “Righties”/Republicans that I know who are also Christian that voted for Obama. Some share her opinion, some do not.

        I don’t care if she felt that the question was a test from God. That’s again, not the issue. The issue is that Ms. Prejean spoke her opinion on national TV and was asked to remove her title based solely on her speaking her opinion. The surfacing of the less than risque pictures only added to the argument, which, in and of itself, had nothing to do with the issue.

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      • May 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm

        Lily says:

        I agree with you, she should have the right to speak her opinion. Absolutely, But then people also must have the right to formulate their own opinion based on what she said. I think that this whole thing was totaly uncalled for, and that this struggle with left and right has nothing to do with her. BUT, because of her position, she became the poster girl caught up in a political debate.

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  4. May 14, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Love Love Love says:

    Jon Stewart!! Stewart for President 2012

    Reply to Love Love Love
    • May 14, 2009 at 2:24 pm

      Lily says:

      Nah, politics taint people. He is incredible at what he does, and should remain doing what he does for the rest of his career.

      Reply to Lily
  5. May 14, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Will says:

    Wow. If you agree with Jon Stewart, then that makes you a look like a fool, doesn’t it?

    Reply to Will
    • May 14, 2009 at 11:55 am

      Marion. says:

      Only if you think he has any purpose other than to attract people to the site. Shed that mistaken belief and you will realize that this has been nothing but pure gold for Nik.

      Reply to Marion.
  6. May 14, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Wopness (Name Jacker Killa) says:

    His Trump bit was hilarious

    Reply to Wopness (Name Jacker Killa)
  7. May 14, 2009 at 10:27 am

    troll*hater says:

    Nik you are one of the very reasons everyone had to talk about her in the first place. If you were not such a dik, most people would have no clue about her.

    Reply to troll*hater
  8. May 14, 2009 at 10:28 am

    eh! says:

    GX is right. Nik he is making fun of you, you idiot! You are the one who made the big deal. The rest of us, like John Stewart, could care less.

    Reply to eh!
  9. May 14, 2009 at 10:29 am

    whiskey says:

    why are you watching jon stewart for your news?

    Reply to whiskey
    • May 14, 2009 at 11:02 am

      Post 'em says:

      Where else would he go for his news? The MSM? Hahahaha, the Fourth Estate is worthless.

      Reply to Post 'em
      • May 14, 2009 at 8:48 pm

        meow says:

        He’s pretty Main Street.

        Jon Stewart -> Comedy Central -> MTV Networks -> Viacom

        MTV was divested from Time Warner. You know, the same company that owns CNN.

        Reply to meow
      • May 14, 2009 at 8:13 pm

        Johnny Bravo says:

        Stewart is a lightweight who wants it both ways.

        He wants to be relevant, but when he is pinned down, it’s “Oh, it’s just comedy….” Again, just preaching to the choir.

        People don’t debate anymore. It’s just mockery and “gotcha” that only appeals to the already convinced, facts or no facts.

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  10. May 14, 2009 at 10:39 am

    weak says:

    haha basically this made fun of nik and his”news breaking” you just got owned by someone who is much better at what he does than you

    Reply to weak
  11. May 14, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Mike says:

    Nik, Stewart sort of put you in your place.

    Reply to Mike
  12. May 14, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Pepito says:

    funiest smartass alive…due his show nick…the college kids love him…

    Reply to Pepito
  13. May 14, 2009 at 10:59 am

    Anonymous says:

    its funny how the creators of this website demean the women that are put on here by others, but feel the need to support Carrie Prejean.

    Reply to Anonymous
  14. May 14, 2009 at 11:08 am

    stefalafungu says:

    Liberal f*ggots.

    Reply to stefalafungu
  15. May 14, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Joe says:

    dude who has been the fanning the flames on this one? ………….YOU that’s who! he is making fun of you and the rest of the Perez Hiltons of the world

    Reply to Joe
  16. May 14, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    USAaOK says:

    It’s funny because its true! This ho showed her boobs and now every christian is willing to show their support for her! Come with me to a nudie bar and i’ll show you a real women you can follow behind. Dont let your hate toward “gays” make you believe in a biotch like this??? WTF…..F Perez Hilton and F HER

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  17. May 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Dochydouch says:

    NIK is so stupid he agrees with Stewart even though Stewart’s views make NIK look like a tard. Thsi just proves how dumb GAY NIK is. Gay NIK spends days platering weak photos as it is some BIG deal and Stewart makes fun of people like GAY NIK, but GAY NIK is so dumb he doesnt realize he is the one looking like a tool.

    Reply to Dochydouch
    • May 15, 2009 at 4:53 pm

      Anon says:

      If you wanted to capitalize all the letters in “gay” every time you typed it you failed.

      Reply to Anon
    • May 14, 2009 at 2:22 pm

      Lily says:

      It’s not prudent to spell ‘gay’ in capital letters. I believe that we are all capable of reading without your attempts.

      Reply to Lily
    • May 14, 2009 at 1:57 pm

      Anonymous says:

      Yeah…Nik he looked like a tard because those pictures increased viewership and now a National Celeb like Jon Stewart is showing pictures with TheDirty on it on his show…I’ll bet Nik just feels so stupid when he’s counting his ad revenue. It’s all about views, politics and religion are secondary and a lot of the rhetoric on here makes it even more hilarious as it just increases VIEWS.

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      • May 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm

        caretoo says:

        ROLFMAO. This site got a couple day jump..but averages less than 200k per day… NOT GOOD

        Reply to caretoo
    • May 14, 2009 at 12:29 pm

      nikeatzchoad says:

      “Look like?”

      haha

      Reply to nikeatzchoad
  18. May 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Release_the_Pictures says:

    Nik,

    You don’t actually have any XXX photos do you? Doesn’t that make you a liar and a hypocrit, something that you criticize others for all the time?

    Reply to Release_the_Pictures
    • May 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm

      Anon says:

      Grammar, please!

      Reply to Anon
    • May 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm

      Lily says:

      * Sorry, that should read “HE stated” not “I”

      Reply to Lily
    • May 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm

      Lily says:

      We don’t know yet if he is lying. So far, he has not lied. I stated that he had semi-nude photos of CP, and he posted them as proof. Innocent until proven guilty. IF he is a liar, then he will get his someday.

      Reply to Lily
  19. May 14, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    truth says:

    Stewart is great, Carrie is a lying wh*re, and the Donald is a perv and a total douchebag!

    Reply to truth
  20. May 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Kate says:

    Nik, he isn’t agreeing with you. He thinks the whole “scandal” is ridiculous. He thinks that people like you who point out every misdeed she’s done (which aren’t misdeeds at all, but are totally normal activities for a girl like her) are ridiculous.

    It’s not like you had pics of her doing coke or making out with a chick, a sex tape, or any actual dirt on her.

    This is the dirty. Focus on people who are, in fact, DIRTY.

    Reply to Kate
  21. May 14, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    RON says:

    who’s a bigger douche ? Stewart or that other idiot obermann…. i think there both idiots….by the way… anyone ever look at these 2 clowns ratings ? oh thats right he’s on the comedy channel ……no one watches.

    Reply to RON
    • May 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm

      Marion. says:

      “i think there both idiots….by the way… anyone ever look at these 2 clowns ratings ?”

      [I] think the[y're] both idiots…[period removed] By the way…[space removed] [has] anyone ever look[ed] [alternately, "does anyone ever look"] at these [two] clowns['] ratings[space removed]?

      So when you do finally get a remediable grasp of the written English language, maybe you should pick up an article about media and you’ll find that applying 1980′s standards of judging to twenty-first century viewership numbers is about as dumb and misguided as your apparent confidence in your ability to communicate.

      Reply to Marion.
    • May 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm

      GX says:

      Well then…. I guess no one watches South Park either….. What a loser show. Horrible ratings. ;)

      Reply to GX
  22. May 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    dirty says:

    Where is the porno? If your legal is not going to approve send them over to another site so we can enjoy! It is not fair you get to keep them all to yourself! You need to feed your Army!

    Reply to dirty
  23. May 14, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    CJ says:

    Nik weren’t you one of the people Jon is talking about who blew this non-story way out of proportion. I do recall you not only bashing her opinion, which is of course her opinion but then calling her a hyprocrite because she had racy pictures taken by what Mr. Stewart just so elegantly pointed out as “professional photographers”. What makes you great Nik is you don’t usually go along with our national news media. A bunch of no talent, find the easiest story, so-called journalist. Get back to what you do well and start being the Nik Richie we all love to hear from everyday, even if you are ridiculous sometimes!

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  24. May 15, 2009 at 3:40 am

    Anonymous says:

    great job nick on tagging the “dirty” pics with THE DIRTY logo! Marketing genius.

    Reply to Anonymous
  25. May 15, 2009 at 8:08 am

    b*tch with t*ts says:

    Jon Stewart is my phawking idol…recognize b*tches

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  26. May 15, 2009 at 9:28 am

    Nik is D-Bag says:

    Get over it! Miss Cali won–you and your butt buddy Perez lost! Suck it!

    Reply to Nik is D-Bag
  27. May 15, 2009 at 9:32 am

    ashleigh says:

    ah-maze-ing

    Reply to ashleigh
  28. May 15, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Dik Niche says:

    For once Stewart got it right. eff the gays

    Reply to Dik Niche
  29. May 16, 2009 at 2:33 am

    Rip Torn says:

    this was spot on exactly how I felt about this whole shabockle

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  30. May 16, 2009 at 10:38 am

    DirtyArmyGirl says:

    Well said Jon.. Well said…

    Reply to DirtyArmyGirl

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