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Just A Bit Outside, Murdered Phantom Gets Egged
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | May 8th, 2009Exclusive Statement From Vehicle Owner Jay Grdina: ”Lindsay Lohan rented my Phantom to look like a bigshot. She completely disrespected the car by lobbing eggs at it and disrespected the paparazzi’s. She will be paying for damages in full… lesson learned. Kids shouldn’t have adult toys.”
Obviously Lindsay Lohan is still a train wreck and I have a feeling I know what dude she is sleeping with at the moment.- nik
J says:
Whoa, is Lindsay bangin’ Jenna Jameson’s ex husband?
to JARNOLD says:
Who’s better in the sack Jenna or Lohan?
to ARNOLDHAHAHA says:
First of all Jay don’t act like there are “Damages” to your car. It was an freakin egg, not even hard boiled at at that. Second, not like you paid like a BIG baller to repaint it matte black, everybody knows that’s a just giant black sticker on your RR. God knows you can’t go painting on a car you don’t own.
to HAHAHAhater says:
its done in matte paint, ive seen the car.
to haterbarfy says:
flat black is a one shot process,if you make a mistake you cannot just buff it out. you can’t buff a flat finish you will make it glossy if you do.
to barfyMissMarjorie says:
She’s FN Booty- I cant believe she is even a topic of discussion still. She’s Gross!
to MissMarjoriebarfy says:
she is a satan worshipper.just like madonna who has done nothing for 10 years but you hear about her every single day.just look at madonna, she has always been into yoga/hindu religion( satanic)and now she is into kaballah (witchcraft).most people don’t know you can worship fallen angels(demons)for power on earth.no B.S.
to barfyHAHAHA says:
I will give you this sir… You can make one hella-of-a skin flick!
to HAHAHAweak says:
weak like all the other posts, wow something about lindsay lohan how original
to weakKnowledge says:
What kind of “big shot” rents out his Phantom, anyway? You got what you deserved, Jay. Besides, it’s not the first time somebody’s thrown a little “yolk” at something you owned…
to KnowledgeLOL says:
Haha. The only reason he has that car is because he married a pro-ho. Not impressed.
to LOLBrett says:
Seriously Jay? You go from Jenna to Lohan? Super downgrade man.
to BrettHey dirtbag! says:
If you have a “feeling” about who she’s bangin’, why don’t you just say it, dipsh*t???
to Hey dirtbag!Gretchen says:
LINDSAY….GET A HOSE AND FIRE SOME WATER AT THOSE CAMERAS…..WE WANNA SEE PAPS RUN.
to GretchenAnonymous says:
Bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzleeeeeeeeeeeee
to AnonymousCharles says:
Next time make sure they’re grenades, Linday.
to CharlesYup Yup says:
So who was sitting their pizza on the car? I wouldnt use that car as a table niether. Get some pizza grease stains on it LOL.
to Yup YupVENOM™ says:
Damages???
to VENOM™Like a car wash?
Regardless, this idiot needs to learn some respect for other peoples’ property.
Keith says:
adderall and other adhd which are amphetamine based have a common side effect of extreme paranoia. hence her running from people and tossing eggs like she was tossing bombs in Iraq to get them to go away. boy shes getting loonier and looser like very quickly.
go to youtube and look up Lindsay lohan Ellen 2004 and compare the vids from then to now. then was YUMMY!! and now is WTF HAPPENED, she looks like a tweeker(adhd drugs are basically pharmaceutical speed), or a Cr*ck HOE!
to Keithhahaha says:
She should have damaged you! Your lucky it was not an asshole seeking egg!
to hahaha