THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is Daniel G**cia, or “D” as he has everyone call him. This guy is a major douche, get this: He is a 27 year old man, who has been pretending to be a student at Appalachian for a year now (he finally got caught a couple months back and is in jail). The d*ck has only been dating the freshman girls, with the exception of a cr*ckwh*re mother of 3 children. Cool guy right?

He was probably stalking someone behind those trees.- nik