THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I noticed you fighting with Nik’s Chick on your trip to Dallas. I really hope you guys work out your differences because I think she is naturally beautiful and you belong together no matter what RichieRexic says.
It is what it is… she is a great person and her new boyfriend is a lucky guy. Hopefully we will not be fighting in Las Vegas this weekend.- nik
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You can’t satisfy birds like the Frog can.
Dude Nik whats the story? You sound like a pu$$y. Quit bein a f*g and whip that broad into shape. She’s hot
What a fat, mythical girlfriend you haven’t. Maybe she could get an A-Rab loan so she can get her re-growth colored. She must be “tapped” broke. God knows she broke looking. Looks like fat gene WORKIN
She looks cute from angles like that but up front she looks like a weathered milf.
dude nik dont be a pus*y
how could this be Nik’s chick She looks a bit on the heavy side
Short run there nik. How long did you have her? One maybe two months?
she is gorgeous! the one that got away…that’s sad, nik
dude, those are some phat arms. That chick should be a linebacker..
she has fat arms and wears too much eye makeup
Nik has a chick? probably with a refund gap, thunders and a greg
well hardee har har, aren’t you a funny one….
Nik, ol’ son, that’s the best you’ll ever do, just sayin’…
The best you’ll ever get is beat up ‘ol pucker.
Lol.
Cowboy Trout (aka big drew) will never “do” anyone ever again.
Ew to old geezer balls
EW!
bc nik’s chick’s twitter says you stole her i.d. controlling arab f*ck.
because sarah’s twitter says you stole her i.d. controlling arab f**k
No way! She about a foot taller than Bubbles Boy. Even though she’s about a 5.854543234, she’s way too hot for Hollywood. He prefers his girls with a bit more of a greg.
No, that’s not what I think. I think Hollywood should call out the name jacker. That would be cool.
by current bf, do ya mean erick medrano or is it someone new already?
What’s her twitter address?
We all know that was never a relationship, it was all pretend… he never even tapped it.
Your chick is a greg tucking campbells chunky armed soup trick
On a side note: your side bars show you at LAX on THURS may 22.. Which is really FRIDAY. might want to change that and fire your web designer.
I think nik is preempting the strike! Nik gets a bit soft before a public appearance.
Yet another HO!
Huh? No matter what I say? What? Glad whoever submitted this recalls the last thing I ever said about Niks chick…b/c besides calling the whole thing fake…not sure what more I said. Loser.
Methbaby
WH*RE
Nik has only met Nik’s Chick once when she was with Leper
ok… she is about the most average chick ive seen in a while… and im not a hater. blond, all american girl who (obvilously doesn’t work out)… really nik- i know you’re all about trying to really go far with this website and all but ummm compare either elvira or brocks chick to this girl and she doesnt even stand a chance… anyone can dye their hair blonde and put eyeliner on… take that away and what do u have?? a chubby white girl who wont stand out of the crowd. yea…. thats what i thought.
id hit her she is on the thick side but shes adorable
Whats up with all the haters????! this girl is gorgeous.
i agree.
She is very pretty. Its just funny cuz you know if this was some random chick, Nik would point out 13 things that are wrong with her and why he wouldnt bang her. We know the real reason he says “NO” to every girl……
She is fat and not cute at all.. her nose is f**ked up and her chin looks to be a bit pointy.. I would not go out of my way to hit that
Saw her with a couple black dudes last month. She was walking bow legged too!
She is pretty and sweet! Nik has never even dated Sarah! That’s pretty gay for someone to fake like they’ve dated someone when they haven’t! Lame!
she is sooo beautiful and her new man is soo hott they are perfect for each other!!!!!!!
Ummmmmm…. Just one question. Yeah, um, how did she dye her roots like that?
why didn’t my comment get posted? is it because i told sarah to go back to denton and quit f-ing over dudes so she can jump on another flight to “host.” check out her facebook?! “balling” at suite?! suite is run by some guy who likes little girls now wood. get over it! and yourself. DENTON is calling your name. better yet, LUBBOCK is calling your name.
b*tch is ugg
her fb statuses, like every 10 min. good job dirty army. another dbag:
vegas here i come!
just landed in VEGAS!
paparazzi! jeeze.. kel and i just want to drink our dom in peace..
pimpin in the limo venus pool.. VEGAS!
paparazzi just bombarded us.. no lie. ughhhh.. thanks NMZ
Niks chick.. she is fake, stupid, and desperate. What woman thinks it’s a “dream” to marry someone while drunk in LV 24 hours after meeting them? Too many free vodka drinks huh chick? Hey Nik, let your perfect wife know that yall live in a community property state which means when you start to get suid for this shit talking POS site.. that she is going to be a broke ass too. Her roots won’t look too pretty then.
Really? what kind of parents do you have? They raised you with NO self confidence. You marry on a whim, you think it’s a job to talk shit. You are a waste of life, and won’t be missed when your dead.
Post that loser.
Looks better than your current wife! ah ha ha
nik is a ass hole who is so full of him self it sickens me. “nik if you are reading this…GO TO HELL!
Thanks.- nik
This is the first time to this website…. I knew this girl in high school pretty well. She can’t be all that bad now. She was pretty cool back then anway….
shut upp nik cuz u and ur hoe of a wife is a pussy and yhu dont had the nerve to be tlkin bout other people cuz yhu have faults yhur own gob damn self
UNDERSTAND???
Deuses:Quin Scott
Learn proper grammar you illiterate bastard!!!
How come you married a chick with a boy name and a little boy body? you come across like no girl is good enough an shoot down some hot girls and meanwhile you married a complete z list. she isn’t even average so why nik do you act like you are so picky if you got with a 2?
she’s about a 6, meaning she’s 5.9999999999999999 out of his league
Nik’s a fg too I heard..
wow dude, i never thought u’d sink so low according to all the shit you say about ppl and ur bitch looks like THAT! get a grip u douchebag.
This girl IS beautiful, but a lot of chicks Nik says are too fat & have big noses are skinnier & have smaller noses than her…Shows what he REALLY thinks of the girls he’s dissing. He’s just doing it for show to uphold his “God of the shallow, stereotypical, barbie-doll-wannabe drones” reputation. If they DO break up, I really wouldn’t put it past him to point out HER physical flaws on here just to make himself look like he was with her out of pity & he ended the relationship ’cause he was sick of settling, or some dumb shit like that. That’s the kind of person he makes himself look like when he calls girls fat who are quite obviously annorexic. I mean, how far do a chick’s ribs have to stick out before he’ll tell her she doesn’t need to lose more weight? If he likes skeletons so much, maybe he’s a necrophiliac. XD Seriously, though…He’s jokes. The fact that he feels the need to demean everyone the way he does says more about him than it does about what he really thinks of these people. He’s just an insecure little boy in the big, fucked up world. Aren’t we all every so often?
Okay, so I googled Shayne Lamas, (Nik’s wife), & she’s really pretty when she’s photoshopped to look younger, but there are pictures where she looks old, pictures where she looks fat, & pictures where she looks really bad. She has thicker legs, worse muffin top, is fatter, & is uglier than a lot of the girls Nik harshly critiques. Clearly, he doesn’t mean everything he says ’cause he’s with someone who he would probably rate at about a 3 or 4 if he didn’t know her. The site is not meant to be taken seriously, & neither are a lot of the things he says about these girls. He IS a douchebag, but he’s not as much of a douchebag deep down as he makes himself out to be if he married her ’cause she definitely isn’t perfect by his standards.
No one that comes to this site has any room to be critical. If Nik is such a awful man and deserves to be called a low life degenerate then doesn’t every single person who post DIRTY on this site?? He’s only doing what the sickness of american wants. I’m sure this isn’t his entire life and i’m sure he doesn’t speak this way to his mother. People come to this site, people keep this site running and people show how pathetic society is everyday by either being posted on this site or being the one posting. Grow up, go read a book you morons.
How the hell does she look fat like WTF?
far from it
Shayne Lamas is the perfect women..she has it all, he is a lucky guy….she supports him 100%
fat with little saggy tits
nik must have a small penis if thats the mouth he likes on his cock
nose too pointy, cheek bones look sunken in from too much coke, looks like a dyed blonde, lmao real winner here for sure, half the chicks that are on here are sexier than this plastic lookin broad
Nik you are a skid. Good thing you brought America the worst site ever! shows how much of a tool you really are. I hope you get ran over by a bus tomorrow.
dude, come on, a blonde? lol
let me point some flaws bro…whats with the no arch almost sharpie like eye brows?
the bleached bimbo hair?
Upper thin lip?!
AVERAGE man…AVERAGE.
bummer
and you point out all these other girls ‘flaws’ this girl looks stickyy and like a trailer park and a strip club got pregnant, tried to abort it, and this THING came out