Queen Of Spades?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just so you know, or if you care that I just started checking out your site and I have to say its incredible. The way you just make fun of everyone, all these years I thought I was the only one who hated everybody. Keep up the great work, Your an inspiration to all of us who just straight hate and tell it like it is. By the way, whats the deal with that doush bag who drinks cheap vodka and carries a gun all the time. That guy should have a Queen of spades attached to his hat.
Well, here he is working out getting ready to kick my ass this weekend. The Burrito this picture doesn’t scare me. So stop emailing me pictures with a countdown. LOSER!- nik
that’s a pretty lame home gym Burrito, I thought this guy was a baller…wtf?
that “kissy face” is not attractive.
he looks like he smelled something nasty
maybe the amount of gel he has on his head, or his life wasting away being a dbag
Such a great idea…, manufacturing a dooschbag!!! This guy is not for real. He’s just made up for the site. Look how boring the site is: site run by closet homo, bags on every chick xcept hag assistn
and people to naive to catch on quickly. Nothing on this site is remotely believable. I wish Rob HamilTAN(world’s tannest man from the jeans up) were real. Do people ever see him out?? Durkee goes out
Such a douche! Don’t you think he would finally finish the bottle he’s been holding it for so long. The kissy face is from how strong the vodka is for him.
that’s the inside of Burritto’s mansion!
Nik,
I think you should hire a team just to follow burrito around and take pictures of him and his “crew” in Vegas.
What do you think?
He looks constipated.
Well put SantaClara.
Dirty Army should nominate him for most likely to receive the, “Master Cleanse,” award!
Cuz’ this boy needs an enema…
Bet he can’t spell d*uchetard!
does he ware the same pants in all these pictures?
This guy’s a puff. Goes to the gym to look at guy’s. Who works out with a bottle of vodka anyway. Must be his boyfriend taking all his pictures. Keep pumping Perry Ellis and maybe you can get a job bouncing a roller rink.
Rory
PUKE!
nice unfinished basement H*MO, go cut some more lawns and call your buddies so you can throw up some dry wall and weave some carpet….
nik is such a badass behind the computer! this guy would mop the floor with your terrorist ass!
i agree….. nik still wears the same size he wore in 8th grade…..seriously.
What is his Website….i have to see this site……please….lol….what d*uch
Nice basement apartment! What a F*g.
looks like he’s workin out in a bomb shelter… whats the deal with the vodka bottle in every picture… .i dont get it
Is he ever going to drink that vodka, I mean seriously and what is with the ace of spades indented in his forehead.
grey goose isnt that cheap
Look the bottle isn’t even open!
If he actaully drinks all the vodka he has in his pics, he’s a straight up Alcoholoc and Nik, you could probably pummel his drunk @ss. And for a guy who walks around with his shirt off ALL THE TIME, you’d think he’d have a better body. Puff cake. And who walks their f@g dog with a gun stuck in thier pants in Suburbia? Seriously?!
Why is does he keep blowing Nik kisses in every picture?! HA, Burrita is definetly for the gays! You need to go ahead and cut up that card tucked in your bandana holmes, cause your man card has been revoked!
Vodka doesn’t do much for muscle recovery.
this emailer should stay home and keep eating his bougars because the reason he hates is because he is nothing and will never be anything.learn to love and your life wont be so pathetic you piece of trash waste of space loser
Looks like he has bars on the window.
Sweet purple water bottle…..
lemme guess…his neighbour “secretly” took this pic
he is using a 5 pound dumbbell hahaha
website?
Guido senorita………
i like that name
He needs to stock sucking cack so his mouth won’t be stuck like that.
That d-su(king face is permenant…, his mommy walked in while he was blowin his uncle Mustafa and smacked him on the back of the head while he was mid-blow(slurp)- I heard your face stayed that way.
Man, nik fly me out to Vegas so i can chin check this mothafuka
This tard has a major problem with his lips. But face it dik, uh nik, he will take you apart.
Shouldn’t he have a bunch of tatoos?
Hope he gets out of Jamie Gumm’s basement for the weekend in Vegas.
The Burrito, it puts the lotion on or it gets the hose.
The Burrito is a made up character.
Am I seeing things or is that his butt plug sitting on the table next to him…….
Queer as a $3 bill.
why is 86tristan.com down? Greg Johnson is bragging now that he did it.
Greg issued some pretty serious threats against Slayer, both legal and physical, and apparantly they worked.
this broke down 30k milli needs some new trousers…well and a start over in life…
How could you NOT be afraid of a guy with acid washed jeans??? That’s scarier than Rocko in Boondock Saints.
looks like a 8′ ceiling in a basement ? he should finish that basement. trow up sum metal studs burrito face.
This must be a joke, because who over the age of 12 is proud of doing concentration curls with what looks like a 40lb dumbbell!!?? Double that weight and maybe you’d be slightly intimidating…still dumb as sh!t, but maybe slightly scary.
see the chair he is on has wheels. I guess he lays across it for is boyfriends.
whats with the gun all the time? paranoid?? …maybe a little bit!!
this must be his mom’s basement. she is actually the one taking the pics
He’s wearing driving shoes! Robby Z06 double-clutching for life!
Nik, this guy used to be a douche and you used to be funny. Have you seen your ad with the Solo tards for your parties this weekend? You and Burrito have traded places.
just punch him in the mouth to get that horrid look off his face, what a douche.
I <3 you Nik! I always get a good laugh at what you have to say about this weirdo…
Taco must be the biggest idiot i have ever seen. I mean seriously, that retarded face in every pic, the vodka, the BB gun, and the card? What are you – 12 burrita? ;] Take the bandanna off and show off your balding head!
Can’t you rename him? Has that ever been done before? Burrito is kinda boring…… the guys duck/quack lips have to inspire a better name than Burrito
This pic is great BUT too pathetic. Look at his tiny “tool stool!” and he never is working out his legs, or his left arm(this pic x-cluded). Don’t be surprised if something “STAGED” happens in VEGAS
Nik – post the pics that the burrito is sending you with this so called count down….
Fewer pics of douches…more of Kaden’s butthole, please.
people with money dont wear puma’s, don’t drink liquor that you can buy at Rite Aid, and hire people to carry the hammers for them
I do not understand what compels a person to go down into his unfinished basement and setup a shot that includes screen doors, a purple lantern, and a footstool. After which, he had to set the camera up, hit the 10 second timer, and quickly run to his chair and make the obligatory she-ra pose. I am just really astounded. Has he no shame, or was he dropped on the head as a baby, by a drunk and belligerent mother? Someone, please, explain.
Does this guy have a job? I do not understand this guy. Why is this girly man hanging out in the basement of a house under construction.
Gay Guy Checklist
Bandana…. Check
No Shirt…. Check
Wrist Cuffs….. Not currently shown, but CHECK.
Eyeliner…. Check
Pursed Lips….. Check
This guy is so gay looking I want to break something…..
OMG! LMFAO!!!!!
I think he only invested in this one bottle of belvy, just so he could take pictures with it, not drink it.
Nice living room…
Do you think DA could nominate him for Extreme Home Makeover?
I know they like to help the handicapped and less fortunate.
He definitely fits in both catagories nicely.
If for nothing else, the dog deserves better than this.
Those are some very small shoes. Are those size 5 in girls? You know what they same about the size of a mans shoes…
I think I am the only person worried about this guy. He is a RAGING alcoholic, he is doing major damage to his body. and why does he make that face? It is very ugly and makes him look very stupid. maybe the vodka pickled his lips.
What is with the I just sucked a big load fish face?
So is this beaner and the dune coon that owns this site getting a room together this weekend?
What the hell is wrong with this guy? Seriously. I just don’t get it.
i dont get it, honestly what is this guys deal? he takes that bottle and gun everywhere why? one bottle at costco is 70 bucks! wtf is he trying to say pleaseee figure it out!!!
Geez. Nik just have your lawyers have ATF get the plane when it hits Mccarran Exec in Vegas. “Hi guys, ATF inspection. Did you know transporting weapons in a plane with your “crew” is a federal crime? Oh, nice playing card babushka. Oh, and here’s my friends from the FBI and TSA, did you know that making threats over the internet like you did violates the Patriot Act (its “terrorism” by definition.) Burrito, say hello to Bubba in federal prison.
This guy is so insane and does he even own a shirt? Ps he isn’t even anything special….looooser!
its like if Frog and timberfake f*cked and at the same time doucher Pratt and Spursfan got it on and they both had babies and those babies f*cked… This would be the product of douche f*ucking.
I think the Burrito is hot. I like his attitude!
hhahahaha that’s a false room for growing pot
same haggard jeans..
same bandana..
same cheap ass sunglasses..
same GAY look on his face..
and same unopened bottle of vodka..
come on now tough guy, you’re really not that cool.
This guy could replace Carrot Top in Vegas.
He uses the same props to make a name for himself.
He has a weird looking face.
He uses steroids and works out to compensate his his lack of masculinity.
However, I don’t think Carrot Top pumps iron in a 1950s bomb shelter.
Is this guy for real, i have seen pictures the many picture of him on this site. How could he take himself serious he has glasses, and a bottle of vodka in a appear to a basement
“remodeled basement apt. for for rent, no bathroom, no kitchen, 250 sq ft. $1200.00/m, but you get to watch me work out. 800-dumb-ass.
After he’s done taking sniper shots in Vegas, tell this douchebag to come to my place so I can put the beatdown of his life on him and his bottle of Belvie.
I bet he refills his bottle with water.. You can’t look that hard when you’re sippin on vodka 24-7
I can’t believe Burrito is still sporting the used bottle of Vodka with water in it. Give it a rest already and go buy another one.
go Burrito!!
The wierd pucker face is starting to make me angry, and a little nauseous, everytime I see it… UGHHH lol
You guys are all idiots. This is all rigged, and Nik is flying Rob (Burrito) out to Vegas, all expenses paid trip. The entire thing is scripted, and Nik tells him the pics he wants. This is hilarious… I would say that Rob got the best out of this one…(free trip to Vegas all while getting the last laugh)
I swear I have that same pair of shoes! They have little rhinestones on the outside LOL
Why does he pose with the same bottle of vodka. Can he not afford to drink it and get a new one. LOL
He’s a D-Bag but at least he got invited to the Vegas party. Richie Rexic was not invited, passed over.
This guy is my idol. Seriously, who else walks around with an Ace of Spades, Bottle of Belvidere, and a gun. He is an absolute stud.
on the real… burrito… i love you! lets mate! i mean date!
Dam Burrito has a hot body!
This character is as fake as Nik
This guy is such a faaaaaaaag.
I know little kids that are harder than this p*ssy.
Sorry to burst everyone’s bubble but Rob actually started taking these pics to get a rise out of all the people on the Dirty. He doesn’t look like this in reality and trust me you would never recognize him out because he doesn’t look that goofy in person. Although Rob is very well to do he is very humble about his assets and he would never actually shoot anyone let alone Nik Richie with any of his guns from his collection. I do have to give Rob some credit though for making himself a Dirty celeb and we are all having a good laugh at the posts’ comments.
Oh and I’m sending in pics on how he looks in real life if you guys don’t believe me
hey nik,
If you look at the walls in that basement i think the mold that is growing on them has transformed a once normal hispanic into the burrito. Or maybe its just Mario Lopez’s alter ego
I used to make that same pucker face….but just to be funny around my family. Now everyone is doing it…wtf…..i should of put a patent on that biootch!
ALL THE PICS ARE HIM JUST ACTING…THE PUCKERED LIPS IS JUST HIM TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF STUPIDITY FOR THAT CHARACTER, AND SHOULD OF BEEN A SIGN TO YOU THAT HE IS JUST PHUCKING WITH YOU!
HEY BURRITO….THATS SOME FUNNY SHEET….ALL THESE PUNKS THINK YOUR FOR REAL.
and to think that most chicks like to pucker up cause it looks cool…dumb chicks!
taigi tu pydaras
deff one of pu$$y a¢¢ niks characters fake as hell , site needs ratings w nobody sends anything juice in , sorry lil man you have been exposed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and hes not the only fake character on here , i know somebody who works w nik !!
trust
why are you really keeping up with this D-BAG…. guess you cant find any better stuff for your site!!!!!!!
everytime i come on i see like 5 different posses from this dude!!!!!!
it looks like hes sniffing his lips to his nose… kinda sexy ..we wanna hangout with hiim =]
Those are some sweet 20 lb weights, learn how to lift you b*tch, oh btw drinking and lifting, not a great idea..