THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl claims to be real SGM, what do we think? (PS looks like she hangs out with 30k millionaires).
She is beyond Fake SGM… real Scissor Gang Mafia only have one birthday party usually consisting of a pinata.- nik
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hideous! both of you. And, Nik, you’re just trying to make one of those gay faces all of the guys make on here that you call gay. You both were hit with an ugly stick. Over, and over again. Nice fake nails Jaden. Nik, get in the gym.
hahaha…an ugly stick. that’s funny!
i don’t know how nik isn’t repelled by that MAC forcefield
and why were you not at Dolce!?
Leper would have beaten me up, and Nik didn’t invite me.
How was it??
it went well i think. i only remember bits and pieces of the night, due to someone ordering millions of shots. ooh and a fellow dirty army soldier went to jail HAHA
oh my God, Wet Anus went to jail? for what? groping Nik??
Don’t worry, WA, I’ll come and visit you in Tent city.
haha naah it was a female soldier (no names) but she is out and okay.
well, unless she was rocking DA gear, then she should be exposed, glorified, humiliated, whatever the case may be.
No my Queen parrot of Obsety I gave not nor ever will go to jail its really too bad you have PHD and not a law degree bc if I ever get hit up by the SEC you could defend me bc I know fat chicks are smart. Pure physics would dictate nik would be my bottom, if I liked men, but I prefer bleach bolond hair fake t*ts 5 to 5 7 105 115 woman, no others need apply bc I become a wet noodle.
i do kinda like her nails, though.
Wow angry much?
Seriously. He has zero business making fun of anyone for their looks, or lack thereof.
FAKE SGM; Turqoise? rings r 4 the gays and hippies only
And cowboys and Indians.
it’s not surprising that Nik has a hat on, he’s always trying to cover up that bald spot.
True, but mainly lazy as hell.- nik
she is definitely real SGM. and i believe i took this photo.
LOSER
that hurt my feelings f*g
those nails are awful. she looks like she should work in the place she got them put on…try and class it up a bit sweetie. you look like a cougar in trainning with those “jersey shore” nails!
Jaden looks dang good.
she single? if she is I will woo her next time i’m in the dale.
she is ugly
Nik, I think u look pretty hot, and Jaden too
why the fu*k do you look so small…
Nick, I love how in all of your pictures everyone else towers over you. Try to stand on some stairs, get some platform shoes, something. Stop being such a little b%tch. To regular readers of this: if you are reading this that is because Nick has not erased this post yet. He usually edits most of the comments about his height or gayness.
Nick, I love how in all of your pictures everyone else towers over you. Try to stand on some stairs, get some platform shoes, something. Stop being such a little b%tch. To regular readers of this: if you are reading this that is because Nick has not erased this post yet. He usually edits most of the comments about his height or gayness.
Jaden look great, Nik You look a little beat. You need shorter weekends
AND SHORTER CACKSS IN HIS BUNG HOLE..
nik, come on dude, you are genius for making yourself rich from a BS site like this, but taking pictures of yourself in the club? come on bro, youre better than that
did he really take this picture of himself? looks like someone took the picture of them. jadensolo rreal sgm
You were touched on the knee, weren’t you. It’s really obvious.
i was gonna say what a douchebag, then i noticed it was nik lol.
he’s still a coonee douche though
Are those press-ons, Jaden? Trash.
its funny because Nik posted this pic thinking he looks cool hahaha
Jaden’s legit in my book, I say REAL.
For sure fake! You should see the beater a$$ car she drives!
Thanks,
Management
What do you expect???? Why do you think she puts up with Nik’s crap???? He just spends all his money on her. I wouldn’t be surprised if the whipped “boss” buys his lowly assistant a new car.
Bubba Kush Face
Keep that swag at an all time high
I DID HER
(shaking head)
little guy… what size shirt do you wear?…. a boys S? no wonder why you rip on every hot female or any dude a shirt size bigger than you. a napoleon complex is easy to cure nik, just buy a lifted Ford F450 truck and get alotta tatts and wear black dickes shorts and wear only black T’s with white graphics and skulls…trust me,. no matter how teeney tiny you are as a MAN… anyone will fear you if they think you are truly EVIL? it worked for GOOD CHARLOTTE?
take her fake nails hand and F21 ring out of the pic……She looks gorgeous!
Nik is pretty fine
Where was this at? Cream?
Nice mood ring Jaden! Looks like it’s blue…doesn’t it turn that color when you sitting next to Eddie Munster?
HA!
Nothing says d-bag like meticulously groomed scruff.
nik totally bagged that
nik looks stoned.
ha ha… didn’t i JUST see a post with you b*tching about FAKE BLONDE HAIR? What about FAKE NAILS?
Dude, you’re a tool. I love that you make fun of other people… because i dont know a single girl that would go anywhere near your jock.
God, how much money are you spending on Jaden for her birthday???? I mean really, a 30 year old dude and a chick that just turned 21???? Jaden has made you her b*tch with this whole birthday thing. Just keep spending all your money on her I guess…
You’re both FAKE, not necessarily SGM, fake, but FAKE, Generally. This site made my day, up until about a month ago… WTF?
I think your really hoyt Nik! I wish I could have made it to Dolce and see in person =)
I think your really hott Nik! I wish I could have made it to Dolce and see in person =)eww
Nik, has Jaden ever touched your greg?
I think that is pretty obvious!
save it for twitter nik
Nik is in love with Jaden. How much more obvious can he get???? Just admit it Nik. She owns you and can make you do whatever she wants you to do
They couldn’t afford to light the third candle?
Kaden is hotter
Jaden is smart. Making Nik spend all of his money on her is classic. Get that money… Haha. NIk is a fool. So let me get this straight. Jaden is only Nik’ assistant, yet she is getting a huge cross country birthday celebration paid for by Nik??? What??? Nik is owned by his assistant!!!!!
Nik isn’t owned… He’s getting something out of the deal! I’ll give you 1 guess what that is…
shes gonna teach him how to give a better bj?
Solo don’t forget the coffee on Monday morning…
Nik is fake SGM what a homo
NOT AS HOMO AS WHEN smeagol TOSSES niks SALAD BOWL..
She is displaying her IQ score. The beaner or Dune Coon just needs to marry the tranny to get his Green Card to stay in the country.
he is not a beaner he is a terrorist.. get it straight douche
wow nik looks semi sexy. i have a strange stirring in my granny panties all of a sudden.
nik you are cool…. but jaden or whatever her name is makes me so annoyed, how did she even got a job there….. she is not even hot and she thinks she is…just scottsdale trash at its worse.
How did she get a job???? That is obvious. Nik is going through his quarter life crisis at 30 and needs to feel like he can get a chick that just turned 21. They problem is, she is only his assistant because he flies her across the country for her birthday. He is being played so bad it is pathetic.
Nik is getting owned by his 21 year old assistant. Haha. Jaden owns Nik and is making him her little biotch. How much money are you spending on her??? Seriously though, she has you whipped so hard it is hilarious.
whip whip whip it real hard. like RICK ROSS the boss says..
You forgot that SGM birthday parties always end with a drive by.
This chick is beat,,,wear enough makeup? yuk
you must be blind.
THink u are the blind one (the real BLIND one) lololol..Can u say “hard up” you need to get out more..
not blind anymore. had Intra-LASIK performed a couple of years, by the best Dr. in the world!
the real one is HOT!
these 2 never mate. can you imagine the kids they will make? they will reek of humus and blonde dye all the time
Wow, this chick is beat…perhaps a 1.134983085. IIf anyone is in need of some +2′s it is this shim. Maybe she could see if it is actually possible to put More makeup on that mug. i personally do not think that it is possible as any additional applied would slough off. The guy is for sure putting his gay vibe out. Dudes be careful around this guy, he wants to touch your junk.
nik is sexy.
Why’d they call me small? ’cause your small…S…M…all.
Nik and Jaden are totally boning. Why else would he fly her around the country for her birthday? Well, at least Nik likes them in their 20s and not still teenagers. That is commendable. Haha.
Nik is the Arabian Neyo. The guy never is photographed without a freakin hat!!!!! Neyo and Nik Richie: Do you not think the world knows what you are trying to hide?!?! How much more obvious can you get when you wear hats in every single pitcture????
Is that a string hanging off of Nik’s sleeve? Oh, that’s his arm. Pathetic.
Dumbo looks much better in person than she does here. For all those people ripping Hollywood and his party, I have to say it was pretty damn cool. The best was when “Nik’s chick” showed up. That was funny. It was fun giving the both of them a hard time. One thing about Party Boy is he is a good sport about getting insulted.
i think the whole state of texas knew i had a great time!!!
Yeah, bud, I think so. You and your friends were really cool though man. That one cat sitting in the front seat with you was cracking me up big time. That cat is hilarious.
Also, the look of jealousy on your face when your girl was getting a lap dance was priceless. You kept saying, “Oh no, Oh no!!” You were really pissed.
I was laughing so hard.
hahaha he is a trip. well i was pretty tanked that night. someone kept ordering shots after shots after shots after shots etc… i haven’t been that messed up in quite a few years. i wasn’t getting jealous!! just a little irritated and it wasn’t funny haha
okay maybe it was funny.
Uh, she’s pretty and there’s nothing wrong with her nails. A LOT of girls wear fake nails…
Not unless they are from Jersey or complete TRASH. No one wears fake nails anymore…or should!!!
NIK
Give it up to all of your haters…you wouldnt be rich without their dumb asses!! God bless the USA …I decided.
Oh yeah Hollywood, one more thing:
Didn’t you have about 15 “birthday parties” as well? Nah man, that wasn’t LAME at all.
ill tell you what spurs Ill go to Vegas and introduce myself only to you if you commit to going.
Jaden has an ugly face plain and simple – she’s just not an attractive girl.
In this pic she has way too much blush on and not enough makeup around her eyes which makes that dark shade of gloss look trashy. Maybe she’s not a mac forcefield but she went too far in the other direction. She’s also very shimlike and looks like a pitbull when she smiles because of the way her teeth pull back on her lips and she has a creepy giraffe neck and a big head…. or else Niks is just very, very small.
Either way these two are nothing special.
I have to admit, Jaden is having the 21st birthday I wish I could’ve had. However Nik is officially a trout living vicariously through the life of a 21 yr old girl. And like true trout fashion, he is paying for it too.
Happy 21st Jaden!
Happy 21st + 9 Nik! Fight the current!
Totally agree. Nike is totally a trout in training. He is 30 and literally kisses the ass that his “assistant” walks on. Um.. why in the hell would a “boss” pay for his assistant to fly across the country and have a 21st birthday party if something else wasn’t involved. Hmmmm.. I wonder what that could be…… Nik is pu**y whipped so hard it is kind of sad.
*Yes she walks on her ass. Haha.
I think NIK looks pretty sexy and all you hating he is making money off you sitting here and hating on him…and He’s nik richie thats definately a comped bottle
WTH?? Nik, you were in Dallas and didn’t even visit lil Nik Jr.?? I wanted to hit it again too.. I’m on the pill now btw..
i agree i think nik’s hot
hattterrrrrrssssss
I think I’d let her touch my greg
THAT B!TCH UGLY !! THE OTHA HO WAY FINER!!!!!!!!
AND LIL NIKKY IZ DEFF A F*G
Nick can only dream of tapping anything that hot. I wonder what kind of as* he really gets? where’s the creeper on this site who can take a pic of him leaving a club with a heffer?
Nik is hot quit hating b!tches and so is Jaden happy 21st Princess.
um… he is leaning back, in this pic. CLEARLY he is at least 6 feet tall
LAST TIME I SAW THE hummus eating hobbit HE ASKED ME TO STICK MY TAMALE IN HIS MOUTH.. for the…..
-keep it moist
Jaden may be fake SGM but shes REAL hot
And you’re really hard up. lol
Nik ur cool. Jaden, fake SGM! come on….
so is this at cream????
Nik why is the munchkin song in my head after seein this pic of you?
Sing it, boy….
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
Jaden has nasty WIDE child bearing hips, no boobs and a smashed in face…ughhh Nick please find better assistants. They make u look cheap! BTW…who wears fake nails anymore????
and whats up with her nose?
Nik is a f*g dirka dirka…he’s a skinny lil b*tch. I saw em there that night lmao. What a joke. I got way more cash sho nuff!
Well, get some b@lls the next time and talk sh*t to his face. Better yet, you should have come up to me and talked some sh*t. That would have made the whole night for me.
NIK,YOU ARE UGLY! AND U LOOK LIKE SMUGGLING CHICKS TO IRAQ AND R*APING THEM
whose that small iraqi guy that looks like hes from the westside sitting next to the giraffe neck??? LOL
He’s Iranian actually.
That is even worse!!!!!!!!
Who is this chick? She looks like a turtle turtle!
That’s Spurs Fan creeping behind her. How’s it feel Skeletor to get cropped the f*ck out?
Just playing with you. I know you have immunity at an event so he can’t post your pic
You suck so bad Chester. But in that picture I wasn’t totally wasted yet, so I don’t think it would have been that bad. Later on, yeah, there were some horrible pics. I looked pretty gone. Rarely drink. Should have just stuck with the weed. I smoked so much on the way there. I was like Puff the Magic Dragon. Still baked long after I walked in the door.
But fun times all around. You should go to an event Chester. Just pick a venue that isn’t close to a school yard, being that you can’t go close to one. You know, being that you are a sex offender.
Also, quit jacking my names for people and my lines. You know what I’m talking about.
Okay but I just thought of a great new name for you Spurs.
Cropped Boy. I heard you were getting in every one’s pictures. Didn’t you find it odd that they always made you get on the end? “Don’t worry just let him get on the end, we’ll just crop him out later, no biggie”. haha
That’s pretty good. I think they were only a couple of pictures though Chester. I was in the middle for one (the only one I remember), and at the end of another (don’t remember).
Good one Chester, but I like Scarecrow better.
Let me run these past you Spurs.
Scarecropped
Skelecropped
Cropetor
Cropped Crow
Cropped Fan
Cropped Keeper
Cropasourus
Big D*uche would never come out…. He can’t leave his hostages for that long..
It I didn’t enjoy fighting you so much Gayness (THA DON), I would bury the hatchet with you. So I will say this, I plan on continuing to blast you cause your so easy but don’t take me seriously, it’s all in fun. Later you Fat F8cking Pr*k!
6’1″ 190 not sure where you get this fat sh!t from… must be the fake “dirt” you and your girl RR have on me… Out with it already then.. I’m tired of you two and your idle threats
Wop, Richie Rexic and I no longer talk. She called me a 2-face backstabbing creeper. I thanked her for the compliment and then kicked her to the curb, once again.
F*ck I spell better at home after a couple of drinks then when at work.
*If
Hey Nic,,does you Wife know about this night?
Damn Nik, you look fine in that pic!!
Nik you look like a douche. If that wasn’t you what would you say about yourself?
damn he’s hott
i dont think nik is getting played by her. i think all of you are jealous of her birthday parties. I’m basically positive Nik got paid to go to all of those events… appearance fee.. if dirty celebs can get them.. why not nik richie?
You can best believe that someone paid out the ying yang for Nik to go to St. Louis.
Yup – bottom line, nik is a 30 yr old club promoter, how long before people figure out this guy is not cool? 2 years max?
Nik you are an ugly mutha trucka.
Oh Nik…Quarter-life-crisis or not, this site is funny as hell.
…Too bad you don’t have the looks to be ragging on half of the chicks on this site. Sorely disappointed.