Rock And Roll Sex Show
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik Heres two of my closest friends- Tommy Gun and his girl Jenny Gun, two of STL’s Finest. Everybody knows that STL is no L.A. and that being something here doesnt really prove anything but I just have to say Damn this Couple takes it to the next level…without even trying! He used to be a playbaby Nik but I guess a Woman like this can subdue even the wildest Rock N Roll Sex Show. They are like the Beckhams of STL. But thats just another Playbaby’s opinion….
Thanks Tommy “Douche” Guntm for the self write up. Still wondering why you kicked Timberfake out of the band?- nik
they dont look that great to me
What was the previous level? And what level are they at now? This post makes no sense.
Nik, why do you post this crap when you know he sent it in himself? If you give these dumb a holes attention, they will never go away. And I for one, would really appreciate not seeing this couple ever again on this site.
BTW, anyone who claims to be ‘rock n roll’ is for the gays.
Jennifer, you are a dumb attention wh*re who has always been obsessed with image and being popular.
If I saw my mom acting the way you do I would be so embarrassed and think that my mom was a used up party sl*t who bangs self absorbed douchebag after douchebag.
agreed. Its okay to be a mom and get out and party sometimes…but at some point, you have to look at how you are portraying yourself, and who you are associating yourself with…b/c eventually it DOES affect your child.
her and greg are like a typical family…u never really see them out except for gay A$$ Lure once maybe twice a month..they associate with eachother
Looks like Hott wett sex to me!
What is she standing on? That floor looks like she is standing in a old nasty crack house? And GIVE up on that WINEHOUSE hair.
SKEEZE
What a moron.
so this guy obviously submitted himself. Let me assure you of something ‘dude’. It’s important to note I do not know you, I am just a LA citizen and have seen people like you thousands of times. Let me be as kind as possible…
1. your girl is beat. A 6 at best. I am not being mean just honest. She is trash. Her hair looks like Winehouse, and in LA she would never amount to anything strictly from her looks. She would at best be humped by various promoters and C-listers until her vag no longer functioned and she would be left in the dust. It’s also important to note she would be serving drinks while out here, and living off tips until the tender age of 30 at which point she would most likely have a quarter life crisis and either slit her own, or get knocked up by a random on purpose to try and fill the void in her life.
2. I can assure you that you read too much Us Weekly, People, etc. You are not the Beckhams, not even close, nor will you ever be. You simply ‘consume’ content and regurgitate it in some sort of twisted fashion you deem ‘cool’. People like you are how LA makes money, we market to you, you consume, we live the life, you spend your entire life playing catch up trying to be one of the cool kids. Next thing you know you are old, no one cares, and life hits hard. It is at this stage you register Democrat and begin collecting government checks.
3. No one cares about you, truly, even your own friends do not. You family might, but I am not certin. Reason I say this is because if you felt ‘cared’ for at all, you would not live the lifestyle you do. Trust me, you are a big joke among many.
4. Your insecurities manifest in a form of self-destruction. It is very obvious, I don’t have time to explain this one so maybe just google it.
Now yes I go out, yes I waste money on expensive clothes, etc. etc. I get it. But it is truly people like this that are a huge catch 22 for me. I make my money off them, but at the same time they make me vomit and scared to have children in c
This is most on point belittling this website has ever seen. I was hoping no one else would comment on this post after reading this, do to the fact there is truly nothing else to be said. To whomever wrote this, I would just like to tip my hat to you and say,”well played”
Repeat this same lesson to yourself in the mirror.
I know them. They are a crazy 2. Loads of fun and totally the most fun couple to kick it with that I know. Oh BTW its obvious he sent this in, haha Greg, you go out and pick up the paper in those undies? LOL
Seriously? Gay. Who writes something like that? LEFT=Not cute RIGHT=Not cute
i think they are delicious, i would take either
these kids are such turds, tommy douche and timberf*g need to have a cage match
wow. can you make it a little less obvious that you wrote it about yourself? lol
pathetic. you must not be that great.
What a tool bag. Unfortunately, this douche is so full of himself, he is doomed. He will never be able to look back and see the level of douchery he achieved because he will live a life full of douchness. this guy struggles. Ha, the Beckhams of STL. Poor.
did I say douche bag?
god they are both such messes
he’s a HOMO, for the GAYS !!!
I think they might be the same person ???
are you fu*king joking
Tommy. Come out of the closet already. We all know your shim is packing more than your sock filled panties.
sweet you are the beckhams of St. Louis, life has acheived its ultimate goal, congratulations. Who are you again?
Did these douchetards really trademark their poser pictures? Just when I thought I couldn’t like St. Louis less, these two show up.
I don’t think it’s that hard to add the “TM” to text…
all you do is hold down ALT then press 0 1 5 3
and it’s not a trademark, if anything it’s a copyright-IDIOTS
Yeah they are a bunch of Gaybabys. Way to make STL look like a bunch of F&ck Tards..
St. Louis.
ROFL
embarassing
they hilarious! Obviously they did this to be funny!!
I bet timberfake and tommy gun bang each other and tommy guns girls watches and then when they are done they PISS on her
No, they do a whole “Aristocrats” act!
May I suggest you too take a lesson from Sid and Nancy and kill each other soon
I wonder if tommy douche and timberfake blow each other
Nice names!! Where did they steal that idea from? Tracy guns of L.A. guns….I hate stl..
Is she wearing? She needs to eat and grow some T & A.
He looks like a survivor from a Nazi concentration camp. So why do people from STL find that hot? She looks like me kid sister on Halloween. Man, I need to move to STL. You people are easy to impress. Drugs and booze sure make the human brain easy prey.
whats his mysapce?
St. Louis wannabe celebs like these two are really messed up. What is “Tommy-Gun” your alto ego or something? What are you a super hero? Ironworker by day, bi-sexual dancing fake celeb by night.
My friends used to hit that… i tried too, hear shes good in bed..probly cause shes a sl*t
these two are my friends.. trust me i know them and this has to be them making fun of their other post and what people say about them(haha they were probly just bored)..they are a little out there and different but would never tm there names in a serious way hahah and the beckhams thing??sounds like how Timberfake talks!they seem to have know enemies..
you made the main page!
Being the Beckhams of STL is like being the smartest kid in the “special class”.
tommygun has a better body but timberfake is way hotter
They are great – They do their own thing – In their own world and I can bet that they could care less what anyone else thinks. Jenn is a good mom , not a sl*t and works hard to take care of her son , which I know anyone that actually knows her , already knows this . As for Tommy Gun , he works hard as well- So they go out every once and a while , and dress the way they want instead of her shopping at forver 21 and wearing something everyone else in the club has on she has her own style . Dare to different. Not St.Louis – Cause STL hates change – And will never be a major city – Rather a sh*ty city – That these two jus don;t belong in – Clearly
i love both theses kids is tommy gun what a loser
My nam is Ashley – Sorry – Not Tommy
collecting unemployement and masterbation is not working hard
You know I grew up in St.Louis and love the different areas and cultures but when I see crap like this I almost hate myself for growing up here. What tools. I mean good Lord what clowns.
These people are FN dorks! Grow up, get over urself, get a damn job, and stop acting like people care about you! Both of u are SO annoying, I can hardly stand to look at this site b/c of your faces!
This guy only “dates” this wh*re so people don’t think he’s a f@g anymore! B/C we ALL know he blows “TimberF@g” on the daily!
who gives a rat’s ass about St. Louis?
Wired’s point number 2 was true too…it takes AGES for style to get to the midwest. By the time its there, its not cool in LA anymore. This skeeze is skinny fat, no muscle tone and fat above the knees…not to mention her outfit is so 2006.
i saw this dress at bebe the other day, she made it look hardcore
Maybe u cant tell by the pic however old it might be, but Jenn is pretty freeeeekin ripped for just having a baby not too long ago! She is also in a committed realtionship not a skeeze!
anna u must give a rat’s ass about stl silly,thanks for takin time out of ur busy day to write this lovely comment:)
Who do these people honestly believe they are? And where are they living? Because whatever social bulls**t they’re discussing, I have yet to see.
This is not New York, or California, or anywhere glitzy and glam. They’re fabricating some sort of celebrity status and life out of thin air.
All these people: Tommy Gun, RR, Timberfake, etc… whoever these people are.
It’s St. Louis. Missouri.
You don’t matter.
No one knows your name.
No one gives a f**k.
Go get a real job and make something of yourself besides tanning too much and taking pictures of your pouty lips and overpriced wardrobe.
ROFL she looks like a black haired daisy from rock of love hahahaha anyone else see the resemblance? and thats NOT a compliment..and greg or im sorry tommy gun is such a douche he is a 5’7 nobody
is ROFL?
1. OMG!!! This site is all about getting on here and having a good laugh at the people at their expense or Hating on them because you envy them…or hate themselves.
2. Why do people complain so much about the content on this site? Its these very post that keep people comming back!!!
3. To get the record straight Tommy Gun did post this, with Jenny Gun sitting right there…they were both laughing their a$$es off just thinking of the ridiculous post they were making! Let me correct myself Greg and Jenn.
4. They have a sense of humor and know how to take a joke, they subject themselves to your ignorant comments on purpose, for a good laugh, they could care less if you want to BASH them but if you say good stuff then maybe it will go to their heads!!! LOL…thats what the dirty.com is anyway.
5.This is not what they really think of themselves common…”Beckhams of STL?” give me a break…thats funny.
6. “Greg”.WE WERE JUST MESSING AROUND WITH ALL YOU UPTIGHT @$$HOLES WHO TAKE THIS SHIZZ WAAY TO SERIOUSLY!
6.Im highly entertained at what a uprise I get from ppl who think they know me, my girl, my height, sexual orientation, weight, my style…my god Im in my undies….etc…etc… It all comes down to we are who we are and are comfortable being too cool for the midwest but huge dorks in L.A. or on the east coast! Hahaha If you really knew us than you would know we are even bigger Dorks than you could ever imagine! Everybody should just laugh a little more,post yourself to the dirty some time see if you have the balls to hear what everybody who “thinks” they know you thinks! Most people couldnt handle it…..I laugh and smile! haha
7. Duh these are fake names, alter egos, if were gonna be ridiculous and write outrageously egotistical post about ourselves we gotta have fun names.
8. Last but not least…IM 5′ 10″ not 5′ 7″ get it right…but I tell everybody Im 5′ 11″ cause its almost 6′…..lol
*actually this is last thing I have to say!…on the next post please tell me u can bash us h
you visit the atomic cowboy often douchiemus maxims
HA HA..yeah and i can take the pic, right before you guys piss on me! See who ever wrote that one was soo ridiculous that it was actually funny! Alot of this other stuff is way off..but is entertaining, makes u laugh and think “where did they come up with this shizz.” I love how when ppl who actually know us write nice things about us .. then someone says that it was us that wrote it..haha Ashley, love ur guts. Greg is one of the nicest people ever and never talks bad about anyone on here, and they call him the douche??..its ok u only look 5’7 because i wear my hair like “amy winehouse” LOL ! One more thing BETCHES, I like my dress, and thats ok if its not fashionable enough for LA because i dont live in LA I live in MISSOURI, and the last thing i think about when buying an outfit is whether or not it will meet LA’s standards! PSHH. Greg and I are “rock n roll sex show” WE DO WHAT WE WANT, and loooooove the haters so keep em coming:p
They are both awesome! Anybody who writes anything bad about these two is so jealous because Jenn is sooo soo hot and the sweetest thing ever and her b/f is hot and a nice guy!! Keep hating because you will never be them!! haha
Jenn is hott, enough said.
I ACTUALLY CAN ADMIRE WHAT BOTH OF YOU SAID. NOW YOU HAVE TO REALIZE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE SERIOUS AND DEMENTED FOR SAYING YOU ARE “THE BECKHAMS OF STL” BEFORE I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE JUST MESSIN AROUND I THOUGHT YOU WERE LAME. BUT NOW I GET IT! BTW IVE SEEN BOTH OF YOU OUT NUMEROUS TIMES AND THOUGHT, “WOW, I DONT KNOW WHY THEY GET RIPPED ON SO HARD ON THE DIRTY” THEY SEEM REALLY COOL AND DOWN TO EARTH, ITS BECAUSE ALL THESE PEOPLE DONT KNOW YOU GUYS! STAY TRUE-STAY SEXY!
Everything up to the “Stay True-Stay Sexy” part of this post i agree with. Knowing that this was a joke, more than an acutal statement about your own self perceptions makes it a little more light hearted. You guys are great looking couple and now it is apparent that you guys have a great sense of humor as well. The only advice i would have is avoid associating with Timberf*g, he is an a$$ clown. I have heard they use the term “playbaby” in prison in reference to someone who is considered a F@ck Boy. If that is the case, then I guess it is true Timberf*g is hands down the #1 playbaby in st. louis.
* I just want to say that Im sorry for all the mean things I said to the both of you. I was not on my meds the other day and was depressed and needed to vent. The MIDWEST STILL SUCKS!
Im gonna punch tommy gunn out when I see him. He thinks he is so cool just because he has such a sexy chic. Dude if I could score hot chicks like you I would be keepin them at home, so they dont get away!
Timberfake is the true playbaby of stl! Known to many as “The Golden Boy”
Is “playbaby” a N.A.M.B.L.A. thing?
Get your sh1t together and worry about your son!
I never comment on these d*mn things, but I feel compelled to do so. Ive known Jennifer for oh…about 100 years. She is still after all these years the coolest person I know. I just met Greg a while ago and he is awesome and very easy going. All of you a*s hol*s who are saying awful things about either of these great people need to get-a-life. Of course ugly/fat people (like you) are always going to be jealous of hott/skinny people (Jen/Greg). My request would be that you need to stop being jealous of Jen/Greg and start learning how to be more like them. They work so hard and still are kick ass. They are so fun loving and goofy, their energy is contageous to be around, anyone who knows them would 100% agree with me.
I agree 100%!
tommy il mio ragazzo è l’uomo avrò la schiena fino alla fine!
Wow, bet your dad really likes that one. You really are a spoiled, fake little girl.
Someone put a leash on that wh*re, and give her a fat wad in her butt
aren’t they both the same person?