Shim Water?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Travolta’s models just seem to be getting worse and worse!! WTF is that turquois thing on the right???
When will the FDA step in and prevent that water from more turning more girls into Shims?
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Those look nothing like the “buff water” models. those are some chicks that stood infront of a sign. The buff water models are way HOT! You cant stop people from going to events…
So you are already dis-owning some of your only fans?
BUFF WATER is a f*ckin joke!!!!! The guy who makes it is a weak ugly coward. You think with a product called BUFF that you might actually want to have a little weight on you before trying to market something that clearly does not work for you!!!! His chick is turning into a shim also. Not that she wasnt close to being one before. BUFF is for the gays, shims, wannabe gym rats, and tools of Dallas. Do everyone a favor and take your product out of DFW!!!!!!!!! Immediately.
Buff USES Travolta’s models because he cannot get his own. LOOOOOSSSSEEERRRRR.
It’s better to own something than to collect a paycheck every Friday. (or live at home with your mom) lol I say go buff. Not only that but I am sure it not that cheap to make and launch a drink. The dirty wants to talk about models? WOW, JEALOUS haters for sure.
No, the poster up top is right. Buff is a joke. Lucky for this crew it doesn’t require FDA approval to peddle this garbage. Doesn’t take much to see through the smoke and mirrors. Non-functional website, downloaded pictures of steroidal freaks and press releases that make about as much sense as a 2nd grade essay project. Trust me, this is not a profitable venture.
I think buff water is a whole lot better than that crap that VPX just came out with. BANG SUCKS! GO BUFF WATER! oh yeah, to the comment above, about 90% of beverages on the market are not FDA approved. As a matter of fact, I have a Vitamin Water in front of me and it clearly states on the back that it is not. I am guessing either one, you don’t have a clue about what you are talking about or 2 you think everything that come in a plastic bottle sucks. lol funny. All you have to do is read the disclosures on the back of just about everything that is sold in the US. so, yeah, Don’t knock it till you try it. I hope the buff puts VPX out of business!!!
everyone knows chris wages is a punk. get a life man and quit posting comments to make your $h*tty water look like anything more then the garbage it is. **note to the people of dallas: do not try buff water unless you want to turn into a shim or look like chris wages. which is worse? you tell me.
I heard the buff models all work at the million dollar…