THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you would think that if the Burrito had all that money, he would pay someone to do his yard work. Also, do you think maybe he putts from the rough? Look at that dog! What a little sissy pet…
Do you think those lava rocks will overheat the bottle of Belvee?- nik
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Of course he landscapes, he’s a bean!
What card does he have in his hat???????? He has BREASTS too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy’s as gay as it gets. Pure homo. He must live up in the north burbs- the only place he could get away with the homo, bottom, f@g act he perpatrating.
this guy belongs back in the tool box…. and btw, that has got to be water in the belve bottle… he just refills it every 2 hrs….
this dudes a joke.
Seriously… this dude might be the biggest joke i’ve ever seen. This dude makes Frog look tight.
how is this a real pic? he’s looking at the camera 10ft away…i say bullshizzy
am i the only one who notices the gat and the grey goose?
now that you mentioned it. you obviously were looking at his crotch.
no dipsh#t, nik says the bottle of belvee. First, get your bottles straight, and, this douche always has a gun on him.
belve… not goose
. . . and the gun is there for what, making up for the lack of his greg? Or perhaps it’s to shoot those rogue weeds that sometimes pop up when you least expect them.
Loser x 200
He is like Ernest…….he wears the same outfit everyday.
He is a complete tool
Doesn’t Illinois have some of the strictest gun laws in the states? Can the neighbor who says they took these pics please call the PoPo? Really, it might be enough to get you into heaven if you take this douche off the streets for a few days.
How dumb are all you retards, its a fake email, sent in by a fake method actor ( burrito).. this is the best part about this site. people like you and your responses.. WOWOWOWOWOW
I have to agree the burrito is just a actor, no more.
whatever he is, I hope the safety is on. Dont want to shoot the greg.
Don’t worry it’s only a pelet gun.
lmao gayest dude ever.
First off, why does this other-worldly badass need a gun? I mean, he’s roided up already. Second, is anyone out there schooled in voodoo? If so, let’s work on having that piece take out his nuts so that he can’t procreate.
No matter if this is an act or not..the guy deffinitely needs a gun he is about 5’4″ if that and NOT “roided out” what so ever.
nik you need to post the picture of him in the gladiator outfit standing next tot he chick again.
Hopefully his gun will go accidentally and he’ll shoot himself in the snatch. What a b*tch!
If that gun isn’t an airsoft, he’s going to blow off his steroid shrunken nuts if he isn’t careful. Him being a complete tool puts the over under at him becoming the Burrita at about 2 weeks.
I love doing my own gardening and yardwork. It’s great exercise, gives me a visual sense of accomplishment, creates a good thirst for a great cold beer, and gets me ready for a dip in the backyard pool.
Of course, I’m not packing heat when I do it.
Is this guy serious about himself? I mean for real?
I wonder why he only wears one glove.
my mom has the same leash for her b*tch dog. And doesnt this guy know all of the the pictures he takes always end up on the dirty. he should know by now.
nice kissiey face f@g
im awe of how much this douche sucks at life
Ok…. I am confused as all hell here ….Douche lives in Chicago…and NO ONE can legally carry a gun in Chicago, except for this juiced up ass stabber????
No, Burrito is fabricated for this site. (For Woppo, Spurm, Big D*che and Dry Anus, fabricated means made up, i.e. it’s a lie.)
This site has jumped the shark. Two BS Burrito posts reeks of desperation.
don’t forget richie rexic and a handfull of posters on this site have to all know each other and or be employees or nik’s friends. this is not to hard to believe.
no, there really are that many dipshi$ts in the world.
Nik just lets lem gyrate to this site to show what tools they all really are.
i love seeing pictures of this guy thay are always so funny
Hmmmmm……… Is the sun in my eyes or did I see some Candy Ass lap dog in the background with a pink leash? Definitely “For the Gays” Real men have Real dogs! Nuff Said!
Come on….fake fake fake
I prey to god the burrito and ro-hawk never father a child. Please do the world a favor.
This guy is by far the biggest f*ggot that I’ve ever seen!!!! Someone please call the INS and drag his ass back across the border. I’m sure one of the villages lost their idiot from the swine flu.
What a b*tch! Oh, and the dog is ridiculous too!
WE NEED DIRTY INTEL ON WHO THE HELL IS TAKING THESE OBSERD ABSURD PICTURES. THE DIRTY ARMY DEMANDS IT!
Gayest ever! what can i say he’s got a p*ssy dog, p*ssy gloves, p*ssy face, what a f*galag. betcha he went in directly after trimming his twigs and had his butler rail him in his tw*t!!!
Wow what a stud, i mean a real mans man. HAHAHA i betcha this loser douches his ass with lavender mango herbal essence.. that is before he goes trolling for hairy man prostitutes to tie him to his bed and spank him with a
greased up toilette plunger< rofl!!
Wow…..really a gun and belvedere to trim the bushes. Damn, this n*gga is really ate up with himself. In my opinion……He’s a f*g.
the gun looks like its bigger than his dick
dude, for real put a shirt on for peet sakes.
Nice cap gun hommie……
this is funny. he thinks he is sooooo hot.
what a tool!!!
where does this douche live
DOUCHE
I’m more scared of the dog than of this douche and his gun.
This guy is gayer than AIDS.
Nice Cat F*GGOT
this is so absurd! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even we think your dog is a p*ssy
THE DIRTY JUST JUMPED THE SHARK WITH THIS ONE.,,,
JUST ALLUDING
Funny stuff Nik. Is this guy on the payroll?
Good question. I think he is.
tottally having someone take pics and sending them in as his ‘neighbor’
what a F*G
Real men don’t have dogs moron.
He is for the gays with his cute little outfit.
stop sending in your own pics you douche…
U guys insult my Mexicans by calling him a Burrito. Take this punk ass to 26th street in the Chi or better yet, take him to Juarez dressed like that and with the gun and u will see what the REAL gangsters do to these MTV generation/inspired douchebags. They would pop his ass and hang him from a bridge like the b*tch that he is. Suburban punk.
dumbass its FAKE. he is making fun of you idiots..
gangsters in america are pus*ys
Burrito, this is overdone. This is like learning Santa Claus isn’t real. Wish I could take it back and believe in the old Burrito and his weapons.
I agree, another lame @$$ picture. Does this effin guy have a photographer follow him around all day while he poses for stupid shots like this? what a waste of life
Nice moobs hanging down from all the roids he’s doing. And the Burrito is still trying to figure out what the smell is that’s coming from his upper lip. This guy is a trout that acts like a cartoon character.
You guys are dumb if you think this is real.
Im just gonna say very very ironic. burrito and landscaping. Im just saying…..LMAO
You’re dumb if you don’t KNOW it’s real
Guys a tool, but pictures are obviously set up. He’s probably just trying to get publicity because he doesn’t have anything else goin on in his life
what f-ing homo, if he’s so manly why doesn’t he get a real dog not that fluffy gay dog….. he needs to shot himself in the head
bet the burrito puts burrito sauce on his cack and lets the dog eat it..
-keep it moist
This cant be for real. Im amazed people like this even exist. He needs to do some pushups, his mammory glands are huge.
Ultimate Douchebaggotry – This picture is the definition.
Burrito….Michael Jackson wants his glove back! And get your vodka out of the sun, are you crazy? Who cants Hot Belvedere? Put that sh*ts on some ICE!
The face he makes looks like Howard the Duck
burrito doesnt rake. when the leaves falls, he shoots them
I’d still Bang him!
Too bad he’s for the gays.
I would love it if the gun went off and…well, you get the picture. It would be so F-ing funny. Hell, that video would definitely make it in the top 10 all time You Tube funniest videos for sure. Keep it real Nik
I think his dog is cute, it shows a softer side of the Burrito.
This guy just symbolizes all that is wrong with America. The fact that women find this guy attractive makes me sick. Why is this guy not in jail already. I used to live in Chicago and they have some of the strictest gun laws in the union. I bet his parents bought him everything.
someone PLEASE pistol whip this f*g with his toy gun! Prob the worlds biggest f*g!
“Hey mom take another picture of with the gun in my pants”
clearly he is posing for these pictures. So he knows the neighbor is taking them . Lame.
clearly he is posing for these pictures. So he knows the neighbor is taking them . Lame. Fake., Lame.
i think he is smelling his upper lip after licking that dogs ass and the belvedere is to get the dog boozed enough to take his tequito… er i mean burrito
Haha, who uses the extra long sheers to cut bushes you have to kneel in front of to reach….oh ya there is a condom on the end so he can jam his ass with it when he is done that’s why.
the burrito is a fake celeb
I think its all an act
Please do not post this guy on your website anymore…
This guy is so gay that every time you post photos of him I want to go out and break something.
I dont get who is taking all these random ass pictures of him that he supposedly hates, but yet looks like hes posing….
I’d love to see him with a bottle of Grey goose instead
cia vel tas pydaras
i love this guy. it is the greatest bit on the interwebs. i especially like the lips in a constant state of pucker. we have to start doing Burrito tribute photos.