THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is it true that The Burrito has been hand picked to resurrect John Matrix from Commando? This might be the best sequel ever!!
What the hell is wrong with this guy? The Burrito needs serious help!- nik
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That is a sweet ass Dragunov rifle. I would watch out Nik, if he gets you on his scope your @ss is through!
Probably a replica…
the gun is a piece of sh*t. if you’re going to get a rifle, please buy something bigger than 7.62x54mm. especially if you’re wanting to pick someone off.
people im going to roll
* Nik B*tchie
* anyone who hates on my rifle
well i hope you bring more than that p*ssy ass soviet made rifle.
what if someone pisses on your rifle? Like petunia, that sissy ass lap dog of yours. are you going to shoot Petunia if she pisses on your rifle?
Burritos! ha! Nuke ‘em for two minutes and they’re done.
Loser.
i can just see that f*g at a gun range, asking how to shoot that piece of sh*t!
god this dudes a f*g wats up with the damn vodka in all these pics
Same bottle he found in the trash a long time ago. It’s just water.
The Burrito needs his own site. By far the greatest dirty celeb ever.
nothing says im going to war like a couple of twenties stuffed in your vest plus an expression that looks like youre trying to snort that last drop of j*zz off your upper lip.
Seriously? There are so many of these with the same poses you have to wonder if they’re not stolen from some weird fetish site.
Like Deuchebags with guns and booze.com or something.
This guy seriously can’t be for real. What a joke!
He needs lip surgery
Nik, stop it or his mommy might shoot! This douche bag is unreal…
Is that cash and a bag of coke in his jacket LMAO!! That’s just what you pack when your going to war or Vegas I guess. Nik you better watch out your gonna have a coked up trigger happy Burrito to deal with rolling with $20′s
His arms are jacked. Nik better get your tickets to the Burrito GUN show.
and this is the reason why Perez Hilton is more well known than thedirty… News about people that 99.99% of the people in world don’t know make it on here at least Perez makes it up to at least 97% or something
Nik the Burrito is working with 86 to off you! That is the gun that will cut you down like Tu-Pac…Kaden get the freaking coffee already! I am working to save your short hairy backed persian infidel boss!!
The dweeb from the MX Mafia and the Burri-toe need to cage fight. Get in there and b*tch slap each other until one of the cries….
he needs to take one of his guns, put it to his head and pull the trigger. The world is much better off without him
So tell me Nik What is up with this retard?
Who the hell does this guy think he is?
what the hell is up with the belvedere bottle? we get it, you think you’re baller because you drink a 40 dollar bottle of vodka. he acts like he’s carrying around a bottle of cristal or something
Don’t his lips get tired of being puckered?
The title is right with Commando but he is a fluffer on a new Gay Porn! This guy is a joke I love how he actually says he is flying to Vegas on a private jet so no security…. What an ass steroids, assholes and bad self tanner does not make a player. it creates a faker! F this guy Nick! I would love to see him try to get in the biz he would end up working for a BS agency where he has to pay to get auditions and swallow for the part.
off all the stupid things this guy does… the face is what gets me… how the f*ck do you get back to your computer.. look at that pic, pulling that face and think ‘damn i look good.. man i’m a badass’ and put it online? pulling that face? no really…
who puts a scope on an ak???
It is not a scope, it is a Dragunov Russian Sniper Rifle 7.62x54R. that is the standard Russian issue scope on that rifle. It is deadly accurate. The AK he has is all black Bulgarian Arsenal SLR-95 milled receiver not the cheap Chineese stamped crap. We sell both of these rifles at our store but we are sold out. Thanks Obama!
yeah texans are buying the sh*t out of rifles because of obama ha
where do you see an AK?
Knowing how fake he is, that’s probably just a paintball gun .
Yes, nothing goes together as well as vodka, automatic weapons, big watches and bandannas.
The only thing that seems to be missing is an Affliction shirt.
Not to mention the bills, the biceps and the fishlips.
What’s scary is that this guy thinks he looks cool.
He must really like smelling his Dirty Sanchez, It’s his favorite pose
the guy looks deformed…nice pucker arse h*le
Burrito will be firing that puppy riding shotgun in Tony f*gs’ red kit car.
that dude is a f*g! try getting a good sniper style rifle instead of a pos like that. if he is lucky he might be able to hit the paper at 300 yards
Funny that he thought The Dirty was hurting his image… I dont think these pre-columbine photos are helping him out any.
I think the puckering of the lips sets off the whole ensemble quite nicely…dude needs a sponsorship with Belvedere lol…
This guy is a Supreme Burrito with an extra side of Douchebag
Why don’t you clown this guy more on that stupid face he makes. It look like the first second of someone sticking something up his A$$ and he’s trying to take the pain.
Can a vodka company refuse to sell to someone? If they can they should deny this guy, I will never touch that brand of vodka, if you ask why, please refer to just about every picture of this “totally awesome” dude.
I need some of his DNA to make a pill for people who are depressed. It will help people with self esteem issues, it will give them a complete distortion of reality. It will help them to go through life thinking they are important no matter what. Even if every person on the planet is laughing at them. I think I could reduce the suicide rate exponentially, because if this guy can go through life with a hollow sense of confidence, then it just might be the answer. I shall call it, the hilariously unaware burrito pill.
ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT READING THE COMMENTS? THE BURRITO CRAP IS F*CKING LAME ALREADY. FAKE AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
Seems pretty real to me, I wouldn’t want to be on his Sh** list but I wouldn’t mind being on his ex-gf list! He is hot!
hey just a thought…don’t you think that this douche does these shots just for the anger and wasted time? hell I live in Long Beach, CA but I still put my recycling out and my trash..
Burrito nice dart gun. Planning on going to the congo to tap, I mean tag a Rino’s @ss?
I’m beginning to think that this guy is actually mentally retarded.
I think the Douchetard is just doing this crap on purpose know to try to play of his earlier gayness and chalk it all up to a joke, there is no way any person is this f’n ‘tarded.
this guy is a f@ckin’ joke!! Not only that, but who in the hell does he get to take these retarded ass photos of him? You would think they would tell him “dude, you look like an idiot!” Same jeans, same face, same gay ass card in his bandana, and dont even get me started on his stupid ass face in EVERY pic! WHAT A RETARD!!!!
I keep thinking he is doing fishlips but I am beginning to think they are either stuck that way or he REALLY likes the way it smells. Downs maybe?
86burrito.com is what we need.
I hope these Burrito Pics are not fakes, i am really starting to like the updates on this douche bag. I cant wait to come face to face with Burrito and show him how we do it in Houston, after i am done with him, i am going to feed him to my dog for breakfast.
OKAY ILL SAY IT AGAIN. THE “BURRITO” is a character this guy does. Its not real. He is gay in real life and does this for amuzement. Check out his myspace he is just a normal looking gay guy when he isnt doing this character which he calls “#1 douche”
myspace page pls
I’m starting to think this guy is Borat-ing us. He’s really starting to make me laugh. The dog walking with the Belevedere is priceless.
the figaro stainless steel necklace kills me
why are you deleting my comments…every time???
Please take the pictures down gun control advocates use these and and the 2nd amendment is toast!
so whats his myspace page?
wtf seriously what is up with el sucio burritto amigo always taking pics with a freakin belv bottle that isn’t opened! Only true gangstas get crunk with it and he cant even get drunk with it!
Nik, I’m calling b#llsh!t on this whole Burrito story. I think this guy is one of your best friends and all the pics are staged.
Sorry just my 2-cents.
lmao
Why the hell does he walk around with a bottle???
Is he afraid someone is going to steal it?
What a d*uche bag, someone needs to tell him that the bandanna, Ace of spades, and those poudy lips are for the gays!!!
He sits on it while watching Adam Lambert perform.
So lame. Why is he always posing with guns and an unopened bottle of vodka???
This is straight up ridiculous and borderline white trash.
I wish that the decade of 2000 – 2010 was going to do a 180 and not go down as the decade of the girly men but unfortunately it has.
If you have a DONG then listen up:
Wrist cuffs are gay. Affliction is GAY. Ed hardy is pathetic and on it’s way to being gay. Eye liner on Guys??? Ultra GAY. Bandanas, earings, aviators and eyerings?? GAY in 95 point font!
Schwarzenneggar is a man. This other guy is not.
I think he has to be my favorite person on your site. He is the epitome of a douche. He takes himself really seriously and everyone else thinks he is a clown. Picture it, he sits up at night and thinks of what might get him ass. Hey, I have a great idea, how about I pose with a bandana, a playing card, a fake gun, and a bottle of over rated vodka. He cant seriously have friends or a job