THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to say that this past weekend was awesome. I saw a ton of DIRTY CELEBs and I couldn’t believe how insane The Burrito was!!!! Check out this picture he let me take of him at the Venus pool. Well I just want to make sure you made it home safe considering he told me he was going to kick your ass.
Yeah, I am all good. He tried to roll up on me at the clubs a couple times… eventually I got to talk to him one on one and just told him I could make him famous. Not sure where it left off, but I am still alive and the internet seems to be working fine.- nik