The Burrito In Vegas
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to say that this past weekend was awesome. I saw a ton of DIRTY CELEBs and I couldn’t believe how insane The Burrito was!!!! Check out this picture he let me take of him at the Venus pool. Well I just want to make sure you made it home safe considering he told me he was going to kick your ass.
Yeah, I am all good. He tried to roll up on me at the clubs a couple times… eventually I got to talk to him one on one and just told him I could make him famous. Not sure where it left off, but I am still alive and the internet seems to be working fine.- nik
There is just something about him that makes me horny.
The fact that your dad didn’t love you?
“I’ll make you famous=I’ll suck your di(k.”
So hard Nik, literally. Did you then bring him to the casting couch??
“He tried to roll up IN me a couple times butt my Security gave him my room #. Love
WOW REALLY??? You are into d*uche-bags? NO WAY! Congrats! You now join the rest of the worthless ho’s with room temperature IQs who love d*uches. You are a baguette!
Nik likes Mexican food
Whats up with the Heiney? Thought he only rolled with Vodka… Cmon Burrito you are losing it.. Whats up with the rolls too..
heineken light,wow you really are a tough guy…nothing wrong with heineken though dutch beer is delicious and mr.heineken was a real gangster R.I.P
where did u get the pics
What is around his neck and why is he all one-glove MJ at the pool?
those shorts are just nasty and sk*nky! wheres the beef??????
what no belve?
No glass poolside bro
“Please don’t hurt me, I’ll make you famous”. Hardcore.
WTF?
The Burrito is an Iranian?
Yeah, that makes perfect sense…
so basically you tucked what’s left of your balls and kissed his ass so he wouldn’t kick yours? pathetic.
That’s his floaties cuz he is the only Bean that can’t swim!
Love those shorts
whats with the glove and if you are going to draw a package, at least make it a descent size
first of all, his boxers are sold by the little street vendors in rome. they go for about 10 euro. Everywhere you turn they are selling those boxers, BOXERS not swimming trunks. this guy is pretty full of himself and thats not attractive.
That beer in his right hand must be FREEZING cold…thank God he has that glove on. Nice shorts, too bad you dodged the swine flu…
fake nik
I thought he was gonna shoot you? May be it is fake!! Gay.. Nik like burritos in his mouth.
dont ya think that if you had a pic of a greg on your swintrunks you would want it to be at least a big greg? I bet it is lifesize. he is LAME…. the swin “boxers” do nothing for me.
this is a sad day….i wish the burrito situation were actually true. and what is that thing around his neck? a floatie bib? man the guy who plays the burrito has gotten even more out of shape than he already was…officially fat now
What a joke – this guy is FAT… what a p*ssy!!
Fake? No this guy is real… We saw him there… He is an ass clown and really dresses like this…
UUUUHHH, it IS fake….he “dressed like this” because that was what he was paid to do.
If you didnt break the code that burrito is fake when poseing with his Quiche Loraine doggy on the sidewalk >
No more kissy face? :[
This whole Burrito thing just screams fake. Those ‘candid’ yardwork shots and stuff pushed it over the edge.
true, it broke my heart.
This guy is awesome, I decided.
What the hell? This guy is so fake!! You really think you can walk around the city with some sort of machine gun?? This is the biggest hoax ever.
HEY BRO
ILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS BRO!
You deleted my comment.
LAME!
You shouldn’t have let Leper take pictures of Burrito at the dinner table and in the limo if you didn’t want it to get outed. D@mn.
Deleted my comment too. Wow. This site just got worse. Now not only is this guy scared of people he talks ish about but now he deletes peoples comments that make him look like the douche that he is! Nik is for the Gays!
What happened to the AK and the Belvedere?
Love the shorts! I think its hilarious. He can laugh at himself & that’s a turn on… just sayin’.
So he’s a camel jockey? No disrespect to my Iranian girlfriend (she gets pissed when I use that term). Most of these guys in LA are total douche bags (and love Vegas esp during December) but their families have lots of loot so they roll hard in their Nazi rides.
We all know that the Gay Burrito loves Big Burritos in his culo all night long!!!! Any guy that dresses like this moron has to love the salami!!!!!!!!!
No wonder he’s so angry. Look at that pathetic little pee-pee.
This site is becoming more and more fake every time.
More and more people are figuring it out.
Only the poor fools like Spurs Fan think it is real and it is their life.
They don’t realize this is just a job and a hustle for The Dirty employees.
The photo gallery was was sad. A bunch of broke and brokedown “celebs”.
8 Belles for the record, looked horrid and Leper, well Leper looked like the failed stripper/pornstar that she is.
Photo Shop is for liars…glad to see he didn’t TuPac you Nik…Tell Jaden I want my freaking coffee…
you can make him famous? is that your pick up line f*g boy?
I love this guy!
wow nick i just lost all respect for u.. your ass backed down from the biggest deush on this earth ur a bbiiiaaatchh!!!
his swim trunks disgust me.
I thought the Burrito was gonna roll Nik. Nik should fight him.
Is it just me or does burrito look kinda chubby? Where’s his vodka bottle?
The whole Burrito/Nikipoo drama is %100 FAKE. Their friends you pathetic idiots!!! Leper has pictures of them together on her mspace page.
Already said that, dumb@ss.
Funny….wearing his jerk off glove again….to the pool no less…and wearing a bathing suit that is so for the gays its not even funny.
Your both lame i thought there was going to be some ass whooping instead we talked are you effing kidding me your both puzzys
What is lepers myspace page???
are they magnifying shorts?
This is hilarious! (Hilarious that there are still people who don’t get it!!) I love The Burrito. You guys have a great sense of humor. Everyone else needs to lighten up and have a few laughs.
haha! rob you are too funny! LOL
HE IS A HOTTIE LOVE HIM
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