The Burrito Loves Summertime
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just when I thought the Burrito went into hiding after WMC, here he is back up to his old ways. Please tell me pays these broads to hang out with him.
Dear The Burrito, I heard through the Chicago grapevine that you are coming to Las Vegas Memorial Weekend to grab my neck and rape me in the face. I just want to warn you that if you even try to attempt that I will grab your Ace of Spades card and rip it in half. Maybe take one of the sharp edges of the ripped card and slash a Z on your ass like Zorro.- nik
Also See: DIRTY CELEB The Burrito
Dear The Burrito,
That’s funny Nik!
I’m going to the lake today…, what should I bring/wear? I know, I need a card from my Dad’s poker set, Brett Mike’s bandana, my aunt’s fake 9mm, an empty bottle of high end glass, AND JEANS!!! FAIL!
his man tits are bigger than the sl*t’s around him
Rockin’ the rental boats !!
tell one of those girls to “accidentally” pull the trigger on that gun, although it would be great to see him go all Plaxico Burress on himself
D*uchetards like the burrit roll with guns showing over their waistband, but no clip loaded, and the safety on.
don’t touch that Ace, I’m sure burrito keeps it in his “culo” when he’s not clubbing….
It just occurred to me that The Burrito is Wet Anus.
Tell him to stop caring around BEBE guns… Nice fishies by the way…
as in thats crystal from bebe?
haha
whats with the pistol? It looks like he’s at Spring Break, not Freaknick.
WOAH WAOAH the link doesnt work and the burrito is a friend of a friend so I need to get this over to him!!!!!!!!
making you just as retarded
why couldnt that gun in his waist band go off and spare us all of any breeding this DOUCHE will ever do in the future????
P.S. BURRITO!!! you are the KING of hanging with SHIMS!!
when are we going to get a section here on the dirty with the unedited pictures? I get sick of having to google all of them, and with pics like this I cant even find them in google. Searching for the burrito sucks!
PS< How about I host them for you Nik?
besides all the obvious knee touching accessories, why would you wear JEANS on a boat?????
When can we have a section on the dirty with the unedited pix Nik? It sucks having to google all the naked pics, and searching for the burrito is a waste of time.
I can even host the site if you want! WE WANT NAKED PIX..
thx
I honestly can’t think of a bigger d-bag on the entire planet, or in the entire history of all human beings ever born or will ever be born. To me he is like a D-bag God.
Looking at his face makes one want to grab a donkey’s d*ck and just ram it in his mouth.
lol how is this guy gonna seriously just walk around with a gun like that?
Will Burrito be dressing as his normal gay self?
“Hey ladies, check out the boat my parents rented for me! They also payed for the belvedere, my never loaded even at the shooting range pistol, and you wh*res. Now gather around so I can look cool while I do the P-Nazi pose.”
That sl*tty blonde is f*cking hot. GO THE BURRITO!
Shouldn’t you slash a N in his face instead.
Is that dbag really wearing jeans at the lake? What a f*g! His gun is even a piece of sheet knock off berreta.HA!
Oh my god. What a loser joke.
why is he wearing jeans on a boat?
i’m in the city every day all day and i’ve never seen this DB once.
i bet ya he hangs around zero gravity looking to flick some teeny bopper bean. woop! woop!
all of you that see him at the club on the reg are DB’s as well.
billy dec spanks his balls on this things face.
How does he not just laugh at himself and think he is a total nut bag. Frankly no one drinks straight vodka unless your from the Ukraine. And a fake gun? Thats how you end up getting shot by a real gun. And girls fall for this? How?
I also believe that he had a stroke at one point and can’t help that lip thing he has going on…
I see his lips are still stuck
what a douche!
I’m beginning to think he’s not just making a face but really looks like that
Come on guys stop making fun of me I cry in the corner every night because of your mean postings. Thanks alot Nik Richie
when is everyone going to realise he is the best celeb on here?
will someone just b*tch slap this c&ck sucker in the face already!!!
The Burrito MADE this site what it is. So glad to see him back and still the same old captain of industry…
All these new self-promoting Dirty Celebs and gossip column bullshat posts should be flushed down Burrito’s technologically advanced toilet.
Also Nik, the burrito may be one of the world’s biggest douches, but one on one, he would wipe the floor with you, so don’t talk.
That’d be fun to watch… whatever happens happens…
I bet this f*g has all dudes on his boat probably this pic is taken on the boat next to him at Chicago scene
Actually Burrito is the one person posted on here that nik is actually TALLER than.
The funniest picture ever was the one with him in the gladiator outfit on standing next to a chick and he only came up to her shoulder.
As small as nik is I bet he towers over the 5’4″ Burrito.
LOL rip his card in half…good one nik
isn’t that a babybib around his neck? Look how cute the little fifishy is.
some one plz castrate this DOUCHE.. he must not reproduce…
-keep it moist
He’s gonna shoot his dick off like Cheddar Bob in 8 mile.
“I will grab your Ace of Spades card and rip it in half”… means “I will make passionate love to you until dawn”. Nik is for the gays.
Nik is gay.
Now, Burrito. What did your mother say about making that face? It’ll freeze that way!
thanks for giving chicago a bad name….almost as bad as scottsdale….
Seriously, this guy is the biggest f@ggot in all of chicago! what a douche! I can only pray that I run into this idiot out one night so I can tell him what a P@ssy he really is!
Okay ill tell everyone again. “The Burrito” is a fake character that this guy made up and dresses as to take pictures. The name of the character is “#1 douche”. This guy is actually a gay guy who just does this for laughs. That is why the girls in the pic are putting boobs in his face…he is actually gay. This is not a joke check out his myspace. In real life the guy is a banker or something.
I actually ran into this guy this weekend with a girl i know. I was like OMG is that the burrito? She laughed, and said Ya, but you know that it is all an act……..
This guy isn’t doing this seriously it is a joke…is everyone simple?
Not simple, just mortified! This isn’t a joke, it’s vomit inducing… If this guy is gay and this is his drag-queen on stage persona, then I suggest he own it. Otherwise he deserves all the sh*t he gets and will get with douchetastic shots like this…
The Burrito is flashing some solid bottom half +2′s. Guess that was his off-season addition.
how much drugs is he on???
He is by far the biggest D-Bag out there but I’m not gonna lie I am a little envious! Burrito for President 2012
How about this, lets say NOBODY posts any pictures of this media hungry person maybe he would just dry up and blow away & we wouldn’t have to look at his childish antics anymore on Dirty
hey guys it’s me the grey lizard in disguise…cool heh
my real name is raphael visquez hi to brian pfieffer thanks for the disguise it worked look at me
w.e this guy can pull more p*ssy then 99% of the ppl on here haha… hes got proof in this pic. any of u p*ssys would b lucky for that! stop bashin n find ur own p*ssy to pull!!!!
Ha this pic was from last years party on Lake Michigan.. and all the girls around him are dogs.. so I dont know why hes looking all proud lol
Wait… Why does he make the same fish face in every picture?? Kinda weird… its like his face is permanently stuck like that