The Next Big White Rapper, Spencer “ToolTard” Pratt


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Spencer Pratt- “I am a celebrity”

My favorite lines: “MTV made me president rich, but call me senator Pratt…”

“My money is attached to me just like my wedding ring…”

“… I run the internet”


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  1. May 11, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    I smell bacon says:

    BARF! Creepy Flesh Colored Beard. Total D-Bag

    Reply to I smell bacon
    • June 4, 2009 at 4:44 pm

      L.C. from Florida says:

      Douche is not a bad word. What I can say good about this track is that it is about 37% better than any of his wife’s songs.

      Reply to L.C. from Florida
    • May 13, 2009 at 11:09 pm

      Idiot Spotter says:

      Spencer Pratt….is an idiot!

      Reply to Idiot Spotter
    • May 12, 2009 at 10:43 pm

      idiot says:

      Yes, please get him “outta here!” just like his retarded song.

      Reply to idiot
    • May 12, 2009 at 9:05 am

      LOL says:

      Just when I thought Beavis couldnt be less likeable. This is just embarrassing for all involved.

      Reply to LOL
      • May 12, 2009 at 10:04 am

        Wopness (THA DON) says:

        yikes. is this not a joke? i had to stop listening at 00:15. does this guy do anything? he is a completely ugly useless f*ck.

        Reply to Wopness (THA DON)
      • May 18, 2009 at 4:17 pm

        Wopness (Name Jacker Killa) says:

        Thats not even me, the name jacker must have forgotten what name he was using… haha retard

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  2. May 11, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    ghostwritter says:

    i wonder who wrote that for him. . .

    Reply to ghostwritter
  3. May 11, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    Ricky Bobby says:

    this guyz good

    cool song bro

    Reply to Ricky Bobby
  4. May 11, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    mastrblastr5 says:

    not quite the next big white rapper. ok but not great or even very good

    Reply to mastrblastr5
  5. May 11, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    anonymous says:

    bahahah what a pathetic JOKE !!

    Reply to anonymous
  6. May 11, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    wow says:

    this is almost as embarrassing as heidi’s attempt

    Reply to wow
  7. May 11, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    Trevor says:

    the president, before taxes, makes 569,000 a year… So Pratt still isnt really a millionaire?

    Reply to Trevor
    • May 12, 2009 at 10:42 pm

      idiot says:

      actually its $400,000

      Reply to idiot
    • May 11, 2009 at 11:52 pm

      Katie says:

      ha – that’s what I was thinking. And where does the senator reference come in? I don’t even see where he’s going with that… I don’t think you’re supposed to actually pay attention to the lyrics

      Reply to Katie
  8. May 11, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    i love the hills says:

    ALL I GOT TO SAY IS YOU BETTER HOPE MTV MAKES A GOLDEN YEARS THE HILLS SEASON CUZ YOU CANT RAP AND I DONT THINK U WILL EVER FIND ANOTHER JOB RAP GAME IS SO LAME I DONT THINK DR DRE OR THE GAME CAN HELP HIM

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  9. May 11, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    always g'd up from the feet up says:

    this is the wackest thing i have ever heard. this is worse than his ugly wifes +2s

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  10. May 11, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    dave says:

    whack

    I know this guy and he is doing it all wrong

    in a few years he will not be able to get arrested, even doing a used car commercial

    he is a joke in this town, I will leave it at that

    Reply to dave
    • May 12, 2009 at 10:23 am

      The dude says:

      Agreed. Everyone in this town looks at him as a complete joke.

      His attempts at elongating his 15 minutes of fame are just putting him into the biggest joke category possible. Fools would rather kick it with Kevin Federline then have this guy around. True Story.

      Reply to The dude
    • May 12, 2009 at 9:10 am

      US@ says:

      Wtf ??

      do u realize that makes no sense dood?

      “in a few years he will not be able to get arrested, even doing a used car commercial”

      but yea this guy is a total D bag . i bet he’ll still get publicity from this crap.. for some dumba*s reason there still people wathcing his lame a*s show

      Reply to US@
    • May 12, 2009 at 1:41 am

      dong says:

      “in a few years he will not be able to get arrested, even doing a used car commercial” WTF are you talking out?

      Reply to dong
  11. May 11, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    TopGun says:

    This guy is the biggest douche bag period!!! Will somebody kick his ass like they did Paris Hiltons boyfriend!!! Please!! Please!!

    Reply to TopGun
  12. May 11, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Team Leper says:

    LOL just when I thought he had run out of stupid ass things to do… RIDICULOUS!

    Reply to Team Leper
  13. May 11, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    crazy k says:

    whoever wrote that should be ashamed of themselves

    why don’t they just make a sex tape and go a-f*cking-way, wouldn’t that be best for everyone?

    …..even if you don’t want to watch then just remember they still “go away”

    Reply to crazy k
  14. May 11, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    GI Wayne says:

    Did he get high and pay his way into the studio? He probably recorded that because he wants it used for the reality show in which Blagojevich was denied the right to go “I’m a celebrity get me out of here.”

    Reply to GI Wayne
  15. May 11, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    erica toma says:

    full homo.

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  16. May 11, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    dk says:

    what an ugly douchebag.

    and women that like these obnoxious douchebags (hint hint, attention wh*res/club sl*ts), can go to hell with him.

    Reply to dk
  17. May 11, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    ABBNo says:

    I hate this guy! I wish everyone would stop giving him and Heidi so much attention. They are both soooo fake. I have to admit though, he does sound pretty good. The song is totally retarted, but he sounds alright.

    Reply to ABBNo
  18. May 11, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    breezy says:

    wow. thats how the thugs do it spenc! nothings more gangsta than spittin hot rhymes bout yo tweets! just dont pull a T.I., playa!

    Reply to breezy
  19. May 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Rawwb says:

    ok who in the f*ck thought it was a good idea to start up a flesh colored record label……this is possibly the most retarded thing ive ever heard…..and thats alot considering at one time shaq tried to rap

    every 30k milli on the planet is gonna hate on him and then put this f*ggy f*ckin song on thier ipod nano with the ed farty case….and live by it

    Reply to Rawwb
  20. May 12, 2009 at 12:00 am

    saywhatt says:

    Its ryan reacrest fault. He keeps kissing spencer and heidi’s ass. He is the only radio host that keeps airing their stupid music on air. Thats why I dont’ listen to ryan secrest anymore, he’s an ass licker.

    Reply to saywhatt
  21. May 12, 2009 at 12:17 am

    Lau says:

    re friggin diculous. i want to see this ass hat get into some serious debt and get fu*ked in the asss by a giant tranny man who escaped from prison. and then some. i hate this loser

    Reply to Lau
  22. May 12, 2009 at 12:32 am

    wideload says:

    Wow, easily the worst rap ive ever heard. Id listening listen to K-Fed rap before Id ever see Fleshbeard rap.

    Choose:

    Fleshbeard Rap or Death
    I choose a slow a painful death

    Reply to wideload
  23. May 12, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Haha says:

    For the gays!!!

    Reply to Haha
  24. May 12, 2009 at 12:41 am

    whatever says:

    I just threw up in my mouth! Why people, why??

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  25. May 12, 2009 at 1:05 am

    paaleese!!! says:

    oh no he didn’t…

    Reply to paaleese!!!
  26. May 12, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Anonymous says:

    What kind of asshole brags about not volunteering?

    Reply to Anonymous
    • May 13, 2009 at 6:33 am

      real story says:

      that’s pretty funny. Spilled my coffee. Spencer is such a donkey – he has no idea.

      Reply to real story
  27. May 12, 2009 at 2:23 am

    Smurfette says:

    So we know it’s terrible, but it’s actually better than the crap that his wife puts out….

    Reply to Smurfette
  28. May 12, 2009 at 2:43 am

    Tater-tot says:

    This cracks me up!!! Spencer may have to turn his swagg on.. but i never turn mine off. Good job making your self look like a idiot.

    Reply to Tater-tot
  29. May 12, 2009 at 2:59 am

    Woody says:

    Would someone in LA do a Public Service and give that Tool a tune up?

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  30. May 12, 2009 at 3:27 am

    publicity stunt says:

    noone would produce that song

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  31. May 12, 2009 at 3:38 am

    still*dirrty says:

    omg. i think my f*cking ears are bleeding.

    Reply to still*dirrty
  32. May 12, 2009 at 4:00 am

    brooks says:

    like that’s cool how he made money for doing absolutely nothing, and i can’t hate on that. but this song brings out the “what a douche” factor in him. his 15 mins will be up soon enough.

    Reply to brooks
  33. May 12, 2009 at 4:28 am

    roma21 says:

    is 15 minutes up yet??

    Reply to roma21
  34. May 12, 2009 at 5:14 am

    You CANT be serious! says:

    Hahahahahahaahahaha! That about sums that up! He is SUCH a TOOL!

    Reply to You CANT be serious!
  35. May 12, 2009 at 5:20 am

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU says:

    this is the first time have have been ashamed to be white. thanks spencer…..

    Reply to FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  36. May 12, 2009 at 5:21 am

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU says:

    this is the first time I have been ashamed to be white. thanks spencer…..

    Reply to FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  37. May 12, 2009 at 5:56 am

    Spencer SUCKS says:

    Hes such an asshole. There is nothing cool about this jerk.

    Reply to Spencer SUCKS
  38. May 12, 2009 at 6:03 am

    Brittany says:

    His kids will cringe when they hear that.

    Reply to Brittany
  39. May 12, 2009 at 6:03 am

    wanker says:

    How embarrassing — of course, I think that all rap sounds alike and retarded anyway.

    Reply to wanker
  40. May 12, 2009 at 6:30 am

    Mule says:

    GET ME OUT OF HERE
    GET ME OUT OF HERE
    GET ME OUT OF HERE
    I am a celebrity

    we gon have a problem here

    i am dying here hahahaaha

    Reply to Mule
  41. May 12, 2009 at 6:32 am

    Dirty Boy says:

    whack

    Reply to Dirty Boy
  42. May 12, 2009 at 6:38 am

    Anonymous says:

    Death by fire is too good for this dbag.

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  43. May 12, 2009 at 6:52 am

    GX says:

    Nik…… Have you started copying and pasting TMZ and Perez?

    Reply to GX
  44. May 12, 2009 at 7:13 am

    tw*tter says:

    Really? You’re going to “hardcore rap” about Tweeting and Twittering? That’s so gangster.

    Reply to tw*tter
  45. May 12, 2009 at 7:20 am

    Bob Newhart says:

    The beat is pretty decent, but he is a tool. No one will be caught dead with a Spencer Pratt cd. Personally, I think the guy looks like a bobblehead.

    Reply to Bob Newhart
    • May 12, 2009 at 7:55 am

      D.G.A.F says:

      wich song were you listening?? you must have youtube on… in the back or something b/c the song and the beat S*cks

      Reply to D.G.A.F
  46. May 12, 2009 at 7:38 am

    brye says:

    He did it for that new show him and Heidi are gonna be on it’s called “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here”, personally, I didn’t think it was all that horrible, lol, just a little corny.

    Reply to brye
  47. May 12, 2009 at 7:49 am

    Someone good lookin says:

    He’s probably the biggest joke in the world.

    “get my tan on” – you’re pale spencer

    “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” – bro, you beg to get on camera

    any record label that would start pushing his stuff I will boycott.

    Reply to Someone good lookin
  48. May 12, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Johnny Unitas says:

    Gotta love this Donkey. You really do. He’s the modern day J.R. Ewing. The guy you love to hate.

    Reply to Johnny Unitas
  49. May 12, 2009 at 8:31 am

    Snoop D says:

    This can’t be for real. Might be the worst thing I have ever heard in my life.

    Reply to Snoop D
  50. May 12, 2009 at 8:39 am

    but anyway.... says:

    Lip gloss is for the gays…..

    Reply to but anyway....

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