The Sniper Burrito Rolling Out To Vegas
EMAIL From Burrito Z06: Nik,
I see you and my neighbor have decided to pick on me again. And tell you stupid agent Ari who keeps calling and inviting me to your f*cking lame Vegas weekend and I don’t think you guys understand something, I F*CKING HATE YOU AND WANT YOUR SH*TTY SITE SHUT DOWN! I do have some interesting news for you, as a coincidence I will be rolling out to Vegas that weekend with a crew 10 deep and guess what…we are going to f*cking roll you b*tch. You think those scrawny bodyguards and lame ass bouncers can stop me and my crew? Are you f*cking kidding me bro. You know why you should be scared, because jail doesn’t phase me bro. I have been locked up 4 times already and almost killed a guy once with my bare hands and each time I go in, I come out stronger. I might not be able to shut down the internet yet, but I can smash your f*cking computer over your head. Then where will you and your website be? SHUT DOWN! I will be locked up and eventually get out. Your face, head and life will be f*cked forever. Sweet dreams f*ggot, and let your bodyguards know my crew flies private, no TSA baggage check, we will be packing if you know what I mean!
P.S. – Hey Will you think you are funny taking pictures of me walking my dog and gardening, watch out for stray bullets (picture attached) d*ckhead.
Packing? Packing what, fudge in your boy’s ass? I am not scared of you, your “crew”, your bottle, your internet switch or the millions of Spanish speaking fans you have all over Mexico. My bodyguards are Ninjas. They will throw a ninja star at your ace of spades from 500 yards away that might penetrate your skull, if you’re lucky.- nik
dude staged pic.he lives with his parents .fact.hes 5foot6.balding and a biatch.fake watch. drove a buddys vet couple times said it was his.takes pics all over with 2 other landscaper pals.wow i had 2 comment on this doushetard…..its 2009 man get a fukin clue….his neighbor is in 70s doesnt take pics…..i own rental home on his parents block.same ripped pants and flips everyday.omgggg.
Nick you are such a D-Bag
Mister BellvoQUEER
Nik this is no longer funny. I would alert the air marshalls that this fool is planning to travel packing. I’m sure if they search his bags they will find steroids or some other illegal substance. Let’s knip this in the bud already. FYI if there are any lvpd officers watching the website, arrest this dude on sight for making terrorist threats.
Anyone that believes this real is retarded.
that is one angry gay man…
It would be a dream come true if I had retards like this sending me emails throughout the day, ha ha ha ha ha. I mean seriously, the guys dog is hilarious enough….I’m just speechless.
He aint’ going anywhere, the battery in the Ford pick up is dead and one of his bro’s stole the jumper cables.
i wonder if he carries the same belvedere bottle around and just refills it with water. that is much more environmentally friendly than bottled water, i guess.
What is that, a musket!
this is all fake
a long drawn soap opera played out for us
Nik, Just think.. If he did slam a computer over your head (Which i highly doubt will happen), You’d still be way cuter than **Burrito.
He’s gonnna weasel his way out of this!
Anyone that needs a scope on a AK, must either be blind or retarted
Everyone knocks his AK but the AK has killed more people than all bombs in every war. Learned that on Lord of War Nick Cage. Nik you might be added to that ever growing list if your not careful this weekend in Vegas.
Everyone threatens to k!ck Nik’s @ss. But like always NOTHING HAPPENS!!! Not even Rohawk went through with his plan.
ex cons dont brag about jail, have f@g dogs, stick cards in a bandana and take pictures with f@g puckering lips and weapons
prozac,respridol,haldol, take your pick taco, oh sorry burrito,
nik dont know you but consider the source. he looks like he is a window licker from back in the day, keep it up nik it gives me something to read after work, .)——(.
Good Afternoon Burrito,
Your about to learn a very large lesson on just how the dirty army works. I’m a top cop in LV and have recieved some pretty good info. One of your buddies will be tipping me off with the tail number of the plane your taking (if flying private) so I’ll be waiting at what ever airport you show up to with my crew which is badder and bigger then your little sandlot buddies. By the way I’m blacklisting you from every casino in town. Have fun in Vegas buddy!
Your Cop ass antics don’t scare me. I will fly 3 planes out 2 for decoys. You can’t stop me! I will have an extra clip for you and your punk ass friends!
lol
Who takes pictures with a AK, no shirt and a kissey face?! HAHA, what a f@cking joke!
you shouldnt drink while playing with guns
The Burrito is a character made up by Hoo-man Nik Ritchie
People with little brains should stay away from guns, booze and the internet. Dumb ass!
where the hell did the dog go???!!!
Burrito mistook it for a gerbil
L-M-F-A-O
if that is true do you think he may want to bend over to give that little critter some air??!!
Hey Burrito.
The only thing you come out stronger for when you get out of prison (4 times) is a stronger need for some C*ck.
I’m sure his rectum is stronger
I would really like to know what purpose the unopened bottle of Belvedere serves!
While I don’t like Nik, this burrito guy or lack of just grinds my gears. Burrito, all aside your a buffon, I would serve your ass any day. You think your tough with your little dog. I doubt you have been to prison and if you have how did you like it?
I really just want to cr*ck him over the head with that unopened bottle of Belvedere. That would just make my day
you should have told that taint to have his momma put a booty on her hip so she could sell some ass on the side so he can keep up with his ballin lifestyle
ALL TALK!!!!
NIK NEEDS TO GO INTO HIDING. I SUGGEST HE RETURN TO THE MIDDLE EAST. HOO-MAN.
What an idiot! Doesn’t he know he’s holding the gun backwards?
OOOOH! He’s scary. What is he? In 4th grade?
Can someone post a link to Burrito’s MySpace??? And what’s his real name??
Richard Simmons.
This douche has watched Casino one too many times. Can’t even talk sh!t originally.
yay mancation guys don’t forget the ky and muscle milk
So this one time in band camp the burrito stuck a gun in his a$$… I crack myself up
love the cheap vertical blinds only cheap apts have them. f*g
What a tool……………get a life taco boy…..this letter and picture can land him in jail b4 he gets to go to vegas…..get a life you chump…..
Rolling ten deep…..lol……you can get 10 fingers in your ass you waste of sperm…………
i’ll take the burrito with no pico.
Anyone that has to have a crew 10 deep to kick someones A$$ is king of the pus*ies. And just LOL about the guns and flying private. This guy couldnt afford to fly a balsa wood rubberband plane let alone a real one.
I wanna go to Vegas now to see Burrito get beat down with his crew. What a tool.
Hmm, so if Nik does die, god forbidd, who would then be the prime suspect? I am not sure attempted murder will let you out in a short time span. Is it possible to make a douche face while aiming a sniper rifle? I think not.
Who tells someone how many times they have been “locked up” before. First people your age shouldn’t be proud of such a noble fact, and real mofo’s would just act, not tell you it is coming. Figure it out.
thats a fake watch
Look close, that is a Bell and Ross power reserve, We sell them for over $4K new. I know there are knock off BnR’s but not in this model. Burrito is straight up legit gangster!
it’s kinda sad Burrito thinks the website lives inside Nik’s computer
Wait you mean to tell me thedirty.com does not live inside Nik’s computer? Then where is all this data stored?
LOL… that reminds me of the movie zoolander, where derrick zoolander tries extracting files from a computer by banging on the monitor like a monkey.
I hope the Burrito’s plane crashes so he and his douche bag friends will stop embarrassing the human race. Americans wonder why we are the laughing stock of the world….it is because of people like the Burrito.
don’t phase me bro!
Rico Suave wasn’t scary in the 90′s , and he isn’t now as Burrito.
whats wrong with your lips? is that something that happened in prison?
Nik, The Burrito ROCKS! I cant get enough of this whack job . I live in Oakbrook Il and go to the city often and have yet to catch him out. If this guy is really like this,pull some strings and get him on the next season of Tool Academy or some other reality show. If he rolls out to Vegas,please get pics and post them of his so called crew. I can only imagine what those beauties are like!! lol Nik,Keep up the good work,love the site.
Taco is the biggest retard i have seen (yet).
That’s what happens when you have a website dedicated to talking trash.
Burrito amazes me. Is he real? He needs a VH1 reality show. Nik, your comeback was really soft. fudgepacking and ninja stars, how old are you? 10?
I think he meant to say that his ass comes out stronger every time he goes to jail!! I would love to see this f*g get beat down. It would totally make my day!! Where does this fool live anyways? Cause I thought AZ was the only state that you could legally carry a pistol around in? But if he is in AZ, I would love to know where cause I have some boys that would love to smash this guy, just to make an example of him!
Dude, it’s a persona, a joke, it’s all for fun. He’s actually a really chill guy in person. He just does this $hit cuz it’s funny!
What a bunch of BS. Not only is The Burrito not real, Nik is in on it.
Fools.
What he means by flying private is that he has his own private seat in coach, otherwise known as an isle seat. Douche.
I think his face is stuck like that from sucking so much cack!
gay comeback nick
Why does he always where the same pants?
the best part is that im personally friends with him and he really does act like this. and the fact that u ppl have to question whether this is real or fake means u all think its funny and find it hard to believe that ppl actually do act this way.. haha this is pure reality to some ppl and this is robs reality hahah…. “the burrito” is really richh as fuk and weird as well but its funny
don’t squirt me bro!
It’s a good thing this guy does not live in Houston. I will make sure he never gets a job out here.
The Burrito is hilarious, I wish I could be in Vegas this weekend.
Agreed…id love to see him party in character!!!! Glad I get to see it in Chicago every now and then lol.
This character is a hoax. People stop caring about this retarded idiot and about this website!!!! The dirty just comes up with this crap so that lame individuals keep coming back to this website. Nik why don’t you do something useful with your time…oh wait you don’t have anything else to do but ask people to post stupid pics and comment on them! Stop making excuses in your mind that this website is something noteworthy or even entertaining. It’s not an accomplishment and to be honest it’s sad and pathetic. If this website makes you feel like you’re accomplished and you feel some kind of self worth from it, then you are a bigger joke than I imagined you to be, LOL!
Damn Matt someone needs a HUG. Why do you hate so much. I think the Burrito is F**cking sexy and I love this site. Burrito for President 2012!
both of you are pussies. I DECIDED
The walking the dog/gardening photos were so obviously staged that my faith in the Burrito’s true douchiness has been forever scarred. He’s in on the joke, people.
i agree with matt. nik is a tool!