The Three Douchekateers


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I like to call these guys the 3 douchekateers.  Their ring leader is Frank N*ss you posted him here on thursday.  Their classic line is “eh, wanna help us finish this bottle babe”.  These guys all wear their dress shirts half way unbuttoned and all go get their haircuts together.  I think the worst part about these guys is what they do with the girl they get, yes i said girl singular.  These douches like to tag team girls after they get them drunk, that is not even the worst part. These guys when they are hooking up with chicks rub their gregs on eachother, if they are going a little limp they just turn to their buddy and start to rub their gregs together.  I am kinda ashamed for being suckered in by these guys but overall I laugh at the situation because I think these guys are all gay for each other.

I wonder when they sword fight each other if they say, “My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”  That is what I would say if I was “forgy” (short for- for the Gays) in the moment.- nik


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  1. May 21, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    whowhat says:

    your calling someone else gay and your quoting the princess bride?? what a min…how did i know that?

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  2. May 21, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    M.P. says:

    Nic is the middle! He’s in the middle of this picture too!
    “It’s getting cold, let’s rub our gregs together for warmth!”

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  3. May 21, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    boston paul says:

    big time h*mos. get a life losers. dare to be different meatheads. typical college retards. guys, take a look at that picture and tell everyone you are not gay. not that there is anything wrong w/ that.

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  4. May 21, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    hey says:

    they are cute

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  5. May 21, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Brittany says:

    Nice shiny shirt… bet you can find these tools @ Circa.

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  6. May 21, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Dirty Ol'Ho says:

    They are definitely gay. You can see it in their eyes and around the corners of their mouths.

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  7. May 21, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Dick Dasterdly says:

    Greasy, ugly, and gay! Three strikes and your out!

    Reply to Dick Dasterdly
  8. May 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    what2be says:

    I think she is speaking from first hand knowledge about them rubbing their gregs together when they get limp. Next time girl find some real men for your 3some, not these losers.

    Reply to what2be
  9. May 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Solon says:

    just surf blondes having fun–

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  10. May 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Wopness (Name Jacker Killa) says:

    silly f@ggots, d*cks are for chicks

    Reply to Wopness (Name Jacker Killa)
  11. May 21, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Anonymous says:

    forgy…not your best nik. take a break — i.e. nail one of your assistants

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  12. May 21, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    B says:

    THE POSTER IS A MULTI GREGER N SAW THESE DUDES LEAVE 2 SERVE UP SOME OTHA CHICK BECAME AN INSTANT HATER…..

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  13. May 22, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Leon Spinks says:

    You are definitely a gregson when you feel the need to “display” a $30 bottle of belvedere. or any alcohol for that matter. Gay gay gay.

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  14. May 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Toronto Titan says:

    You know what’s more lame than displaying a bottle at a club? Displaying a bottle when your still at home

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  15. May 30, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Elvis says:

    The way they are coveting that bottle they may stick it in places we shall not speak of.

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  16. October 20, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    David says:

    lol frank..this guy is the biggest douche in t dot for sure

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  17. October 31, 2009 at 10:36 am

    jomama says:

    there should be a show called ” So…you think you are a douche?” these guys would NOT need to audition.

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  18. January 14, 2010 at 9:28 am

    Wino says:

    DIDN’T YOU ALL KNOW… THE JERSEY SHORE IS ABOUT THESE GUYS. THAT GUY IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER (CHRIS) IS THE ORIGINAL “THE SITUATION” AS HE HAS NO GAME….

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