(Click on image to see Slayer’s list of demands)
Dear Slayer of 86Tristan.com, Tristan is going to eat your babies! We refuse your list of demands and Tristan wanted me to tell you personally via TheDirty.com that when he finds out who you are… “you better run to the moon!”
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Let him Blog Nik, he is funny!!!
Tristian you look cute under a desk can I come too ?
Eff slayer, he seems creepy and untamed.
I just get the vibe that Slayer is Spurs Fan.
Obviously not and this is just made up by Nik, but if it was real he would definitely be Spurs Fan.
Solo girls need 2 do breaking news feeds when stuff goes down at the dirty!
the funniest stuff i have read today!!
This is awesome. Here’s to making it to Defcon 4.
if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
you wanna be friends, phony rocket queen?
Who the f**k renames themselves Tristan. For the gays, I decided.
is 86 really under his desk? wow someone call the whambulance..
maybe 86 should go down to McDonalds and get a wahhhburger and some french cries. might as well pickup a case of wineiken while your out too
I am used to seeing Tristan under the desk like that, except then he’s usually holding my greg instead of a cell phone.
soon ‘the slayer’ won’t have enough space in his email to write anymore. I would just wait it out 86
Hey genius, that’s Nik’s mail box memory. Good try tho!
look at him, cowering in his foxhole. is that what you did while your buddies fought in the war?
nice ass cr*ck.
this dude seems like a creeper. hope he enjoys his 15 minutes
I know who the Slayer is.
I remember him being no live cam shows with the solo girls, but no one ever paid attention to him or his demands. I guess he found the upper hand though.
I thought his name looked familiar. I think I have seen him post comments a few times.
I seriously have never seen a bigger douchebag in my life. 86, you’re a little b*tch.
This guy is a complete loser trying to gain fame for his sad pathetic self, not a bit of humor there… just a stalker with no life and too much time on his hands…
the slayer is the biggest douche on the planet. What a loser. Stop posting his gay commments they are a waste of time.. And who really cares about douche 86/tristan anyway.. NOONE.
I know who The Slayer is. He is a pretty bad ass dude. He rides a dragon and wields a sword six feet long. He is capable of crushing a man with nothing more than a stare. His name is ‘The Slayer’ because of his many sexual conquests with virgins. Tristan a.k.a. Eighty-Six a.k.a 86 a.k.a. Guy-Who-Probably-Regrets-Being-Born-With-Johnson-Charm-At-This-Particular-Point-In-His-Life stands no chance in a match up against The Slayer, unless he of course, seeks the Chastity Shield – a powerful and majestic shield that is unbreakable by the The Slayer’s overwhelming strengths. It is the only key to Tristan’s victory over The [mighty] Slayer.
P.S. Tristan – Dragons fear the moon, so it would be best that you fight The Slayer on the eve of a full moon. Best of luck buddy.
HAHAHA…get em
LOLOLOL
lmfao…
bwahahahahahhah! LOL!
Trsitan you look like a extra from lord of the rings you troll!!!!!!!!!!!
own tristan
The only thing you own is a ’72 pinto. Be honest.
can you get historic vehicle plates on that thing?
I bet its frog or the burrito.
Gotta love the fake drama!
hahahahahah Nice Butt Crack Tristan
Hahaha, this is too funny and l just love to see 86 sweat!!
I bet he’s looking through all the pics right now trying to cross reference to see who has been on the dirty twice….GOOD LUCK!
Keep up the work Slayer, hahaha
He’s talking about the two posts Nik posted earlier today about the 86tristan website. Dumbas-s.
good one, Nik….
“Eric, come upstairs, your dinner is getting cold.”
“Dammit mom, I told you to call me Slayer when my cam is on!”
Its Spurs Fan…..
thats what i was thinking. but i thought he would after *merlin*
hmmmmmm…….
86
He says he wants the 2 posts about him taken down. Which 2 posts is he talking about? How can they take them down if they don’t know who he is???
The two posts about the 86tristan website genius!
I bet that Tristin is Slayer. He feeds off this garbage.
I do too….
=)
keep up the good work and expose these douches who hide behind the curtain of the dirty.com
A. This is real and nik is a HUGE asshole. And Tristan needs to quit thedirty ASAP.
B. This is fake and will ruin all credibility of future drama, as people will think its lame.
Hmm, domain registered in Phoeniz, AZ.
Tristan making phone calls in the office and under his desk instead of going outside in private.
“The Slayer” has videos on his website from The Dirty office, shot by The Dirty only available by The Dirty.
I wonder if this is real….
It’s Nick
look at the whois info on the site.. Its someone at the dirty.com
uhm no, its domain by proxy idiot, there are like 50 million domains like that
YOU ARE BOTH GAY.. JUST DO WORK ON GOOGLE AND YOU WILL FIND YOUR ANSWER..
-keep it moist
That’s funny, Why is 86 under his desk?
are you kidding me thats 86 place of work when Nik is arround, dont ya know ??? he gives the hobbit hummers when gayden is not around..
I think that Tristan should go with it and change his name to “Atey Sex”. It isn’t any gayer than Tristan.
It’s the band members from Slayer me is are bet!11!
The biggest losers are the people on here buying into this crap and calling him 86.
Sheeple, lemmings….
Maybe 86′s daddy should write Slayer a letter. It seemed to have worked out well last time.
Nice ass crack
DO NOT give into his demands.. This will make more attacks on TheDirty inevitable… The Slayer can be beaten! Don’t give in!
If that was possible you would be wealthy by hacking into banks f*g not The Dirty. Shut up or put up wanna be hack
its not that hard to hack read hacking for dummies for you noobs..
Nik, he is on the phone with the Burrito. This is an inside job, once he hits Vegas it will be Tu-Pac all over again! I’ll tip my Mickey’s to you bro…Peace Out
I will be in vegas this weekend and I will confront Nik personally. Enough is enough. It is time to show my true power.
TheDirty messes around with Tristan too much, he’s gonna pull a Milton….
Coin slot!
No need to hide, Tristan. Slayer is probably a 5 foot dude with little man syndrome.
Tristan = Shelly “the machine” L*vi*ne.
Washed Up!
who’s Shelly?
nice Glen Gary Glen Ross reference…
fake
This is hilarious! Slightly creepy.. someone taking so much interest in a phony, but “slayer” calling “tristan” a coward is slightly hippocritical since he’s hiding behind the internet, right? Those “demands” are awesome, but the fact that someone feels like they’re making an impact is priceless.
Wow. nik i give you credit. you are good business man. very creative.
I know who the slayer is…
Nik, why do you hire the biggest idiots that you can find? This guy is a waste of space. If he didn’t work for you and didn’t have his family, we could most likely find him underneath an overpass asking for change. Unfortunate but true.
If anything, Nik is laughing this up and enjoying it. It’s called free publicity and Nik needs all of it he can get. Plus, he can’t jock Deadspin forever and needs things to “blog” about. This is right up his alley.
From The Shah’s seat (the real one)
Wonder how much site hits here have gone up since the start of this?
Tristan has the build of the 12th woman on a 3rd grade girls basketball team. Unless the Slayer is Merlin tristan should swallow the threats go drink a protein shake and take a boxing class.