

THE DIRTY ARMY: SHAUVON of real world fame is getting chubby and giving a chubby to Vincent Jackson of the Chargers.
His Medieval Times shirt will not protect him against her fat ass. Her body type was built for the purple crayon penetration.- nik

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60 Responses to “Chargers Vincent Jackson Getting Cozy With Shauvon”
Geez, if you’re going to be distracted again this year at least try looking for tail somewhere off the farm, please!!!
Fat White Girl and Black Man way to keep the stereotypes alive.
Rocket Queen (the real one) Reply:
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 pm
sup lover boy?
Wet Anus Reply:
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I think I should just meet up with you for that lunch you offered up the Italian place that overlooks the fountain in Fountain Hills is not half bad, has a nice ambiance. We can discuss life, you can use that PHD of yours to give me a pysch evaluation. TYou will hate yourself for being attrached to me, I am tall, muscular have all my hair and wonder to yourself, “if I have sex with him will I hate myself after ?”. You will hate yourself for it but maybe after a good session of hate f*cking each other all night we can come to grips with the fact that polar opposites do attrach.
SHES GORGEOUS.. QUIT BEING FKN LAME U WOULD PROLLY HIT & U KNO IT
PROLLY???? Reply:
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
What the hell does PROLLY mean? Is that English or Purple Crayon talk??
let me emphasize Reply:
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:23 pm
You know prolly, as in I’ll prolly be tappin yo mama sweet ass tonight with my purple crayon only if I can get a ride to her house
Shauvon is a great girl and gorgeous. Talk all the sh*t you want, but obviously your just jealous.
aint nothing wroung with her im a white guy and i would hit that thick women are my thing not no skinnys and shes hot
Wet Anus Reply:
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
If you are white, why is it that no one taught you proper vernacular. “aint nothing” is not how people speak. Nice try I caught you little wasicallly negro.
I am seriously concerned that she hasn’t lost weight yet. Please consider a diet and the gym. I see a big mac-attack, err, heart attack in your future. Remember: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels! Even purple crayon.
Getting chubby?? She’s BEEN chubby… Eating 10,000 calories a day does that to you, even when you’re snorting coke for a snack.
shauvon is beautiful! she is one of my best friends and nobody has a bigger heart than her. she is not fat…its called huge boobs! stop hating on her and worry about your own lives…you wish u were as naturally beautiful as my girl.
Wet Anus Reply:
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
No one has a bigger ass or beer belly than her either. Fat girls have huge boobs due to the fact that mammaries are made up of FAT 9at least real ones, and reall boobs are groossssssss). IF shes what is considered naturally beautiful than i guess you can call Corky genius inhibited.
ugly is ugly Reply:
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Please tell me where her natural beauty is…cause I don’t see it. Her face looks like it was whipped with the ugly stick…repeatedly!
see shauvon and her girls all the time in pb….theyre always the hottest ones there…i’d do her
i wonder how many posts shavon did herself lol. no one likes her shes a fatty sk*nk who chases all the san diego guys around. Vj is just as bad yet has a gf, however I see a different groupie on his arm every time hes out! hes the one who needs to be on blast! how many broads has this guy cheated on his GF with, thats the real question
shavon naturally beautiful? with her size H boobs? ironic!
shauvon is the bomb.com, such a friggin sweetheart
none of this crap is gonna get to her anyways i bet she laughs at it…
keep em hatin gorgeoussss
wow. yall killin me. SDs finest would not hit that so u blew ur cover brah. Starts the c b a watever please go back to class th ebell rang kid. And no shes not hot she is gross and needs to be hybernating.
Okay can I please just say first of all shame on VJ, being a colorado man, you should KNOW what a real woman is.. not all this fakeness we have going on.. fake hair, fake boobs… all that makeup… colorado girls are as REAL as they get… get back to your roots VJ, I think youve been in CA a little too long.
I have to second VJ having different groupies…
He def wasnt acting faithful when he was in MY town….
any girl with that big of fake boobs makes me wanna puke.. ew… why cant girls be happy with themselves.. and even if they feel the need to get implants, PLEASE know that THAT is what we call a BAD BOOB job… sick sick sick….
and you are not famous because you are on the real world… VJ likes REAL girls…
Girl please, hit the gym, watch your calories, go back to your plastic surgon and DEMAND your money back, so you can go somewhere else and have those things REDUCED in size… ew ew ew. sick.
blue stripes Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I think she just gained some lbs so it makes them look enormous!
all the girls in san diego and you pick the fat one that any guy can get. keep her on the down low
haha promo at a bar”’mmh more like geting drunk like always been a drunk loser club girl she is even fater in person lord i see her all the time drunk girl needs to hook up with phyco joey from real world hollywod they are both drunks pillpopers’and go live in a chicken ranch””””
Let’s hope he doesn’t go Brandon Marshall on her ass. Who cares I’m a Raider fan. Get on with yourself Vincent!
my friend effd her just to say he did it. that sucks for her. never know who’s really in it for you. she is a nice girl. big boobs. mac attack. & all. proportionate… but going out a lot the time can add up. leave her alone, her and the girls she’s with always heat up the place
She is so pretty. I think she has lost weight as of recent and he has great fashion sense. What more could one ask for? Let’s be honest here folks.
VJ is a different guy, knew him growing up and now hes out cheating on his girl actin a fool. nfl got to him. shavon is a fat pig with nasty fake huge tits. quit posting about yourself no ones jealous of being overweight and with a trashy boob job
she is a whale. she escaped our facility almost a year ago now. we dont want her back due to her stealing the food of other mammals.
she wasn’t out with him they were both making an appearance at an event.
I love you shauvon.
these people are haters.
team shauvon.
VJ is not a solid NFL wr. even his own boys admit it. Hes not consitent and always out partyin. Not dedicated like the NFL greats are..and this chick is ridiculous. u guys serious? shes a beast. Move one. dont give her more attention. Glad i have never seen her cause id laugh…alot
Okay VJ HAS A GIRL?!!!
Damn that would have been nice to a few weeks ago..
haha… wow.
BLACKS ON BLONDES #37! HAHAHA GO VINNY THIS IS WHY THE CHARGERS SUCK SO BAD…
his last gf was a blonde with big tits, so she fits in, and yes i would love to bone her.
his gf is named lindsey and they’ve been together for over a year ,,, who knew! hes a lameo sl*t and should be kicked out of the NFL for being an alcoholic. how he has a gf is beyond me at this point! says a lot about her character too though. dumb girls
she was fighting with some dude last week at moondoggies. she could have beat the dude up shes so huge
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Chubble: problems fat people cause.
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