I Call Bull Sh*t On Shaq’s Twat

Posted in Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty | June 4th, 2009

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Why the hell would Shaq want to be tied with Kobe?  My only thought is that he is trying to get back on the Lakers.



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I Call Bull Sh*t On Shaq’s Twat
  1. June 4, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Caliboy says:

    He hates Stan Van Gundy more than he hates Kobe. One of them has to win. So by picking Kobe it makes Shaq look like he is taking the high road and being the better person, but in reality if Shaq would much rather the series been Denver vs Cleveland that way neither Kobe or Van Gundy would win.

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    • June 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm

      Correct says:

      You couldnt be more right. In addition to this Shaq also hates the fact Howard stole the Superman nickname which Shaq believes belongs to him. But never the less Shaq hates Stan Van Gundy

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  2. June 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Medium Pimpin (your boy is back) says:

    Nik in case you can’t remember the 90’s, Shaq used to play for the Magic. Shaq – who wants to be called the best big man ever never won a title for the Magic so he obviously doesn’t want Howard to win one. Also – don’t you remember Shaq calling Van Gundy the master of panic. Shaq would rather see Kobe get his than Van Gundy and Howard, pretty obvious.

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  3. June 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    St. Mike says:

    Well, one thing you might say is that he’s actually a decent person and is rooting for a former teammate. I don’t think that’s outside the realm of possibility, but since we’ve got to take the cynical approach to everything…Kobe and Shaq are both future hall-of-famers and arguably among the greatest player ever to take the court. Right now the NBA is on a high with a ton of incredible stars, and Shaq doesn’t even show up in their shadow. Sure, he’s got those past championships, but he ain’t getting one anytime in the near future. If Kobe wins, though, who do you think if going to show up in every career retrospective, every highlight reel? The same guy that’s already at Kobe’s side in those “Where Amazing Happens” commercials. If Kobe wins four rings, they’ll say, “Look, he did it without Shaq!” But the exception proves the rule. In order to even express that fact, you have to acknowledge that he also did it THREE TIMES with Shaq. And so as long as Kobe’s star is shining bright, Shaq gets to bask in the glow as well. And you know what? Good for him. I hope Kobe does win, and I hope we keep getting to see those highlight reels with both of them rocking the NBA’s world.

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    • June 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm

      St. Mike says:

      And, like so may others will point out (or already have, probably–you never know the way this website posts comments), Shaq hates Van Gundy.

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    • June 4, 2009 at 3:37 pm

      Incorrect says:

      You should be shot for calling Shaq one of the greatest players to take the court. Dominate yes, greatest, not a chance in hell

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  4. June 4, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Medium Pimpin (your boy is back) says:

    LAKERS IN 4

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  5. June 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    one time says:

    Shaq thinks he is the real superman since he had the nickname first. He hates Howard for stealing it. Hates Orlando and wants to ride the coattails of Kobe since he is a has been. Easy Answer

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  6. June 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    !! says:

    prob also hates howard for punking his fat ass earlier in the season, too.

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  7. June 4, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD says:

    Lakers in 6, but I hope Medium Pinpin is right. And yes, Shaq does want back on the Lakers, after his deal next year expires.

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  8. June 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    St. Mike says:

    Because if you did, sure, I’ll accept that. Dominant, not greatest. Fine. But first learn to spell. And second, make statements like that to people in person, you coward. If you knew the first thing about shooting anything you would have shot yourself a long time ago for being a worthless tool.

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  9. June 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Hahaha says:

    You got him, but reply to the actual post you are referring to you idiot. I think you both should be shot. Where do you live? Ill tell you both in person.

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  10. June 5, 2009 at 10:36 am

    St. Mike says:

    Another coward.

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