Mary Cherry The Next Jessica Burciaga?

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | June 4th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mary Cherry is a GO GO / Myspace model many of the promoters in LA and OC say she is the prettiest go go since Jess Burciaga retired her boots to become a playmate, so now everyone is telling Mary she is the next big thing, Nik would you and do you think she is the Next Jess or the next failed myspacemodel?

Answer:  No Greg, she became a failed MySpace Model the day she was born.  What are those tennis balls?  Jessica sh*ts on this chick… are you kidding?

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Mary Cherry The Next Jessica Burciaga?
  1. June 4, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Niksaclosetqueer says:

    She looks good for a 5 out of 10 bar [remove] .

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  2. June 4, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    .... says:

    Oh. I know this chick. She used to be really fat. Then she got a boob job, started hitting the gym non-stop, got extensions, then dumped her boyfriend b/c all of a sudden she thought she was too good for him. HAhaha!
    She’s still short and stubby. And she always makes this retarded faces when “modeling” with her mouth open. I know she had ti send this in b/c she thinks she is the most beautiful girl on the planet. Too bad she only looks nice to the beaners at the clubs she dances at…and thy’er drunk! Lol. Chick is a loser for sure.

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    • November 1, 2009 at 12:36 am

      YUP says:

      i know her too…went to high school with her… i have lots to say about her, she’s a lame and a sl*t. she’s always acted like she’s the sh*t but just smells like it!!! she went to gl*dstone high in covina, ca and is nothing but a rude bitch who everyone laughed at!

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  3. June 4, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Meh says:

    Mary’s hot, for sure.

    That said, she’s NOWHERE near Je$$’s caliber. At all. Like u said she takes craps on Mary LOL.

    Mary if u r reading please close ur annoying small mouth. thx.

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  4. June 4, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    JD says:

    You might think you know this chick but you don’t. If you think she was fat before her boobs she would not look like they squeezed grapefruits into a chest cavity that has never seen 120lbs. Trust me the extra skin would have suffice. I am not a doctor I just play one on T.V.

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  5. June 5, 2009 at 11:02 am

    WOPNESS (REAL DEAL LIKE HOLYFEILD) says:

    Id murk the ever-loving sh!t out of her

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  6. June 6, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    youmissedtheknifeintheboot says:

    umh……can you say lazy eye and 35?

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  7. June 7, 2009 at 3:01 am

    SH69 says:

    Is this chick seriously proud to be a go-go dancer? HA! Look at those bowling balls! Cheap sl*t!

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  8. July 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    ODOG says:

    Jessica Burciaga the hottest woman ever!

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  9. November 1, 2009 at 12:37 am

    YUP says:

    LAME B*TCH FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL

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  10. November 15, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    Hahaha says:

    All you people are haters. Fans of Mary obviously if you are on here writing anything about her. To the “smart” person who wrote…”she was fat. got a boob job THEN hit the gym.” you obviously dont know how the human body works, or would look if that were the case. haha. loser.

    She has always been fit. Best damn vball player on the team. Ha. I bet you wouldnt say it to her face.or I bet you’re uglier than her or if ur a male….SHE NEVER GAVE YOU A CHANCE. hahahaha.

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  11. December 10, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    626baby says:

    Mary is a stupid skank that f*cks whatever comes her way. She’s not fat but her photos are photoshoped for sure. he face is so ugly & she is always breaking out…it’s sooooo nasty. She recycles underwear. She is as fake as it gets….she goes through “friends” like toilet paper. Oh, did i forget to mention that she has been on the 20 year plan at a JC….? she’s as dumb as it gets…nasty ass feet, face & pussy im sure.

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  12. January 10, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    ImInLAbitch says:

    People need to stop using photoshop… i know this girl from high school…. and she doesnt look like this… she has really bad acne.. its disgusting!!! and on top of that, her attitude makes her uglier… i had never met any one as rude as her… she needs to take the dick out of her ass… I can picture her know… with all this attention she’s getting.. probably acting more like a BITCH!!!!

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