Strippers

Posted in Oregon, Portland | June 10th, 2009

Aren't strippers supposed to know how to dance???

Aren't strippers supposed to know how to dance???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is f-ing diirrrttyyyyy. She thinks that she is the sh*t in and all around this town. She is a stripper but can’t even dance, she can barely even walk in heels. Every place I see this b*tch she’s walkin like she has been stuck so hard in the ass the night before. She thinks being a stripper in Eugene makes her something special, but to be completely honest all the strippers in this town are walking cases of genital warts. Your not the sh*t if you strip in a club that doesn’t charge a cover!!! What do you think Nik, would you throw this girl some dollars???

I thought that stripper were supposed to be at least remotely hot, and not pregnant.- nik

 

Tags: Oregon, Portland, stripper, tranny, wh*re



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Strippers
  1. June 10, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Anonymous says:

    ill throw her some pennies

    Reply to Anonymous
  2. June 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    QueenCreep! says:

    she has an alien head.

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  3. June 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    oblivious says:

    Oh honey if we were all jealous don’t u think every fat girl at the parties u went to would be dressed as sk*nky as their leader??? Take a look in the mirror. It’ll tell u your future (in 5 years you’ll be able to make a leather purse out of your face). Stop kidding yourself because your not fooling anyone else.

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  4. June 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    eww says:

    she has some stringy nappy looking hair!

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  5. June 10, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    G says:

    she hella fly

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  6. June 11, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    keyanna says:

    IS IT NOT WORKIN?

    Reply to keyanna
  7. June 12, 2009 at 6:04 am

    Anonymous says:

    Thats my damn sister

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  8. June 12, 2009 at 6:04 am

    Z says:

    Thats my damn sister

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  9. June 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    a says:

    this b!tch is nasty as hell!!! She doesn’t even take care of the kid she has. She needs to get off the pole and be a mom. Leather face is not a good look on her either!!!

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  10. June 14, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    keyanna says:

    3rd time ever this girl owes me money wont pay me and kissed 2 of myex’s and she dithced out on the tanning package i bought her a ha ha git it how u live

    Reply to keyanna
  11. June 21, 2009 at 8:34 am

    Kimmie says:

    this is a waste of time…

    Reply to Kimmie
  12. June 23, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    / says:

    I like how she hangs out with white trash people too. They all look like they have been around a block or two them selves!

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  13. June 27, 2009 at 1:44 am

    BAHAHAH says:

    i heard that b*tch bit a doods dick for fun crazy b*tchs

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  14. June 27, 2009 at 1:52 am

    ballin? says:

    i love how these b*tches think they are ballin when they dance for dollars? id rather beg for money with a cardboard sign. you aint foolin nobody

    Reply to ballin?
  15. July 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    psh says:

    This girl is nasty as hell. Can you say jungle feva? Dude, grow up, get a real job and take care of your little princess. The most amazing little girl in the entire world. The daughter that you wanted to “get rid of”. You are such a piece of sh*t and trust me b*tch NOBODY WANTS TO BE YOU!!!! Get over yourself.

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    • September 7, 2009 at 6:57 am

      bunny blunt (oregon stripper) says:

      im guessing your khaos… haha b*tch just wait till i find ur ass… i know u been hidin out at the silver dollar… sean at silly wet hoes told me u wont work when i work h*e… scared ass b*tch

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      • November 20, 2009 at 12:37 am

        WTF? says:

        youve got alot to say on here… but all i wanna say is IF YOUR GONNA GET PREGNANT, TAKE CARE OF YOUR KID. why talk sh*t about how shes raised when her “mommy” isnt even there? and P.S. she didnt need that tanning package… you could faux gucci out of that leather.

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  16. July 15, 2009 at 2:51 am

    jessica says:

    wow…i seen this girl on the 4th and she was straight lookin haggard in her cheap charlette rouse clothes ha ha i cant even spell it..its not worth spelling…i think that she should stop tanning..her pu**y looks haggard ass she does im sure of it

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  17. August 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    whisper says:

    hm..ya this ragady ass b*tch with her tigar striped ass an body…she came 2 the nile tinkin she all bad ass an hot!!! WRONGGG!!! take care of ur child..stop sniffin c*ke off black guys d*cks! ur boobs look like someone threw pancakes at a wall…or shuld i say pickles!!!!ahahahahahahahhaaha love u long time!!! not!

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  18. September 7, 2009 at 6:54 am

    bunny blunt (oregon stripper) says:

    haaaa haa ha idk shes cool to kick it with… f*ck haterz… its all about the doe

    Reply to bunny blunt (oregon stripper)
  19. September 8, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Anonymous says:

    ewwwwwww

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  20. November 12, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Dont talk sh*t says:

    you all are f**king stupid

    Reply to Dont talk sh*t
  21. November 25, 2009 at 1:33 am

    ssssss says:

    hahah this girls vagina IS DISGUSTING & looks like its sh*tting homegirl! take care of your kid. by the way YOUR UGLY & WE ALL KNOW YOUR BALD lmfao

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  22. November 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    kevin a real man says:

    hey girl u look good… almost, u can try a lil bit harder to be everything ur not, cant u?? if this isnt enouf for u to grow up and do something better than i dont know what is… see what people think of u?? and the only reason my girl is on here is cuz u and bunny trick thought id be funny to put someone threw what u put urself threw… how havent u f*ed ur way to the presidents call girl u have f*cked the world and every nig in it?!?! the pics on here look like shit, ur pics on craigs list are a lil more flattering lol and if its like bunny trick says, why havent u paid for a p*ssy tuck?? u do know its falling inside out dont u?? enuff of the bull shit, i am gonna go do what i do best, take care of rylee my lil princess, that doesnt care to know who u are…

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  23. December 5, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Chelsea… keep your clothes on and take care of you kid!!!!!

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  24. December 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    chasitity says:

    yea i cant belive this girl hasnt had vaginaplasty i saw hedr listing LMFAO at least the hoe is payin her pimp…she aint got to strip no more she can keep it behind closed doors no one wants to see that c**nts vaggy~waggy well she fu**ed my man and then like 3 more the next day…..you can go see her vagina at the nile if not then thats a good thing it might bark at you HAHAHAHA

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  25. January 4, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    stripper reality says:

    most Oregon strippers ARE visibly pregnant, have stretch marks, or c-section scars. yikes.

    Reply to stripper reality
  26. January 9, 2010 at 6:06 am

    big time hoe says:

    is the definition of chelsea….i mean its not like she even had a kid..she just walked around wit something like a pain growin inside her till it was time to come out…she’s so gross have you seen her vagina my homeboy said it was like a brown shark finn haha exact words

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  27. January 13, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    bro says:

    this bitch is nasty! strippers are a joke this bitch is a joke huge joke she is not shit she got the stanky leg for sure

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  28. January 18, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    CSI says:

    Its aight chelsea i love yo bold spot shawty

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  29. January 18, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    CSI says:

    damn my bad i meant bald shit!

    Reply to CSI
  30. March 19, 2010 at 8:53 am

    The real Greg says:

    This whould be chelsie my buddies baby mama i know i know and trust me he’s ashamed. she decided the best careeer choice was to move to vagas and be and escort good going chels.

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