THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I just got back from a cruise in Italy on the “Navigator Of The Seas”, I saw this girl and I knew I recognized her from somewhere. She is Vicky from the Real Housewives of the OC. I saw her dancing and drinking with this lil Russian looking guy all night, he was probably 5′ 6″, they were making out on the dance floor. It was gross. I also noticed she was still wearing her wedding ring and this dude is definitely not her husband. I wonder if her husband knew about this lil romantic get-away she had??
Vicki Gunvalson is the last Housewive from the original group. I personally think the marriage is all BS for the show. I get numerous submissions of her cheating on her husband, but I never post them because I think she is ugly to look at and nobody really cares about her on that show.- nik
**Update: Looks like Gretchen isn’t the only liar on the Real Housewives of Orange County, check out this email:
Nik, huge fan of your site! I saw your post of Vicki yesterday and I just wanted to tell you that she is so fake. I work at Hannah’s restaurant and see her come in from time to time with different guys. She is a big time player and fakes as a crazy person for the show. Everyone in Coto calls her out on her bull sh*t.
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Is the doing the sprinkler in the fist pic?
GROSS. who would swap spit with that leather face ugly hag?? Wen is NIK going to come out of the closet…… we all want to know. NIK and PERZ sittin in a tree. K I S S I N G
I’m waiting for that commenter who always says “VICKI’S A [removed]” lol Gotta love it.
I posted this link on the Bravo forums. >:)
No, she’s pointing to her husband and telling him to turn around while I take a ride on this Russian Greg. She is fugly, Nik decided.
That’s sad, her husband seemed like a nice and normal guy. She treated him like crap.
dirty Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
don’t worry about the husband; his wife makes a lot of money so he is set!
She reminds me of little miss piggy! Her voice is annoying. That guy obviously must have been intoxicated. Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol!!!
She’s old. Who cares if she has a little fun? At least she’s not taking crotch shots, pics with a bullet, or pics of her doing blow. Although if she did take those pics, I would still laugh myself silly.
Rude Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
one day you will be old katie…shuv it she looks good for her age. Plus she makes tons of money il sure there are lots of little OC money grubbers that would love her!
Shut It.... Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Did you really say she looks good?????? OMFG………….
LMFAO….Vicki is one of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen!! Her face is…like droopy dogs!!… But last season, we all aw how ugly she is inside as well!!! That woman is ugly through and through!!
Also, forgot to say… I was on that ship for a Carribean cruise. That club is small but all the young people congregate there until it shuts down at 4am. All the old people go to their shows and stuff so it’s a little surprising to see her down there.
I GOT MAIL YAYAYAYAYA, that’s what your doing Nik…….
Even on the show it showed her going out and dancing up on other guys. Whatever, if Don wants to deal with it, cool. Seems like he’s getting a sweet deal.
Yea Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
she pays his way in life…im sure he has his treats on the side too
So, Nik, you finally admit to being biased. You are willing to go to the ends of the earth to try to ruin some peoples’ lives and reputations, but protect others for whatever reason you choose.
Great job!
Wah Wah Wah........ Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:48 pm
How the f@ck is Nik biased??? He showed the “other” housewifes’ pics for months. It’s f@cking Vickis turn!!!! Especially since she tries to act so uppity and thinks she’s somehow so much better than everyone!!! Guess what….Vicki is a floozy, just like her best bud Tamra!!
NOLA Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
dumbass,
I meant he is biased because he said in his comment that he has had many pictures of Vicki with other men submitted in the past but had chosen not to post them, but he postd pictures of Gretchen several times a day. Have you ever seen any negative pictures of Tamra on this site? You know with Tamra’s attitude and classless behavior there must have been several submissions of her as well that he has covered up.
Tamra and Vicki are both world class TRASH and need to blasted.
Hells Yeah!!!! Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
I agree completely!! Put that witch Tamra on blast!! God knows she’s the most hated housewife of the bunch! Foul mouthed, two-faced, classless bimbo!!!
Vicki is a Who. She fears the Grinch. If I saw her I would walk right up to her snout and say go back to whoville, where you belong.
Vicki is a chronic cheater. Everyone knows, nobody cares. Which is obvious because her hubby Don is a p boy.
Geez, are any of these sk*nks halfway decent? I know Bravo wants drama, but there are other ways to get it without being a sk*nk, a cheater, a l*ar, a jealous b*tch, a parolee, a psycho, an old hag, an egotistical h*e, a doormat, or a freak… This is not reality this is scripted Jerry Springer… Every single “dude” I’ve seen is WORTHLESS!!! (Doesn’t matter how much $$$ any of them have!)
i could care less bout any of the house wifes shows.. they are dumb and they are not REAL house wifes. Just rich b*tchs that want to show how they BLOW money..
I saw a picture on the internet with Vicki in this same shirt With her husband on this same cruise to St. Thomas. I think some people should mind their own buisness!
She looks like a fugly old dog with an underbite. Seriously hideous & disgusting! I bet her snatch smells like spoiled cottage cheese & musty old farts. NASTY!!
HAHA…. …..You missed the pic of her with her pants down in a bar getting a tattoo on her @ss????
Ha I saw her at the vegas airport with her husband. He was carrying about 10 of her louis vuitton bags and he looked absolutely miserable.
How dare she, after claiming to be a “good Christian.” Gawd!!
Remember when she said “the girls wanna come out and play!” Skeeze.
Elfie Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
She is a skeeze! and a dumb bia-bia! Remember when she got hit in the head with the wet football when they were in (I think?) Havasu and cried? I was laughing SO hard!
Queen Bee Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
YES! hahaha And then there was the time, she was being recognized at an awards get together in her lavish backyard? She walked up to accept an award, and ate her sh!t! I was in tears, it was so funny!
I’ve seen this chick at my ex’s restaurant hannah’s in rancho santa margarita..she was getting fresh with some guy that was not her husband either..he was this guido looking d*uche bag!!!
She must attract blinds guys, cause any guy that has their eyesight cant think wow shes hot.
Her husband Don should get with Geena (sp?) fromt he show. Geens is always crushing on him, I think they would make a nice couple and Vicki can work and sleep with who ever she likes.
she gobbled my c*ock like a good piggy. I had to let her smoke me just cause she was on the show otherwise I wouldn’t have given her the time of day.
she is the epitome of a cougar
Anonymous Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I would have let smoked me even if she wasnt on da show
I feel no sympathy for Vicki. People who treat others in the manner she does, deserve little empathy!!!!
agreed! Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 8:46 am
finally…karma! and im so confused by any comments left here in her favor. for anybody that watches the show we all finally know why she is on her laptop 24/7..her “work” is really just leaving comments for herself on the internet.
I’ve waited on both Vicki and her husband Don at my work a few times. He has always been the coolest, nicest, most down-to-earth guy, and she is snooty & cheap . You’re trying to get her drink order and she acts like “how dare you interrupt me!” and wants nothing to do with you. She needs to get over herself - if she wasn’t part of that ‘Real Housewives of OC’ show, she’d never get any of the attention that she is getting. She is average for the O.C. - nothing to write home about. All of these “housewives” (Except Jeanna - she is super cool and nice) need to get over themselves and their larger-than-life egos. You are on a “reality” show, you’re not a mega-superstar celebrity. LAME!!!!
Agreed Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Don seems really cool and I don’t even know him, and I wonder what he even sees in Icky Vicki??? She’s not attractive, not classy,(duh) and not even nice!!! Vicki acting all celebrity honestly irks the hell outta me!!! Real celebrities can act, and have paid their dues. They KNOW that the fans are who make them popular! Vicki needs to get a reality check, an attitude adjustment, and a face transplant. God I’m helpful!! LOL
If you’re not from the OC you wouldn’t understand. You pack of losers are just so jealous! Vicki is beautiful, successful and full of life. I’d love to be with a woman like her. None of you know anything about her so shut your big yaps. Fat ugly women never have anything good to say about a beautiful woman. All they try to do is tear them down to make themselves feel better about being an undesirable loser. You loser guys are jealous because you’ll never have a real woman like Vicki. So just keep F***ing your wh*res you meet in the Walmart parking lot on Saturday nights. She doesn’t cheat she just has a good time and knows how to make friends but also knows where to draw the line. Don is a cool guy and gives her the respect and freedom to enjoy her life. He is such a lucky guy and if he doesn’t realize it he can come live with my wife. Then he’ll know what a cheating b*tch really is.
You rockin Vicki. Don’t let these losers bring you down. You make the OC proud!!!!!!
You So Funny.. Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Someones jaded…. everyone has a right to their opinion pal. No need to attack others with your obvious baggage!
Many people dislike Vickis’ behavior on the show. She showed a complete lack of compassion and/or kindness towards some of the other women, and seems to only care about money. I just don’t see her as a role model in any way!!!
HILARIOUS!! Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 8:20 am
This comment SCREAMS Vicki and/or Gretchen. Who else would be delusional enough to use this mean girl-esque mentality to respond to anonymous online comments? Anybody with half a brain cell understands that Vicki chooses to be on a reality show where has continually proven herself to be a spiteful and bitter person. Maybe that is the reason why people don’t have anything good to say about her, not because they are fat, ugly, or jealous.
The only person who needs to shut their big yap is the obnoxious old lady who shouts “Woot! Woot!” everywhere she goes (i.e. you, Vicki).
Oops! Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 8:24 am
I meant the “Vicki is awesome” comment screams Vicki and/or Tamra. (Not Gretchen)
HILARIOUS!! Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 8:30 am
This comment SCREAMS Vicki and/or Tamra. Who else would be delusional enough to use this mean girl-esque mentality to respond to anonymous online comments? Anybody with half a brain cell understands that Vicki chooses to be on a reality show where she has continually proven herself to be a spiteful and bitter person. Maybe that is the reason why people don’t have anything good to say about her, not because they are fat, ugly, or jealous.
The only person who needs to shut their big yap is the obnoxious old lady who shouts “Woot! Woot!” everywhere she goes (i.e. you, Vicki).
Don is cool Reply:
June 25th, 2009 at 9:52 am
“If you’re not from the OC you wouldn’t understand.” Ummm, really dude????? I’ve lived in Orange County my entire life and these women are not making me proud. Their snooty, bad attitudes and misbehaving, spoiled-rotten kids are giving this place a really bad name.
Do you not have the other pics at the bar Nik? I think those pictures truly show the real Vicki. One Big A*s!! :O
what a filthy sl*t shes so ugly i thought she was wearing a slaughtered pig mask in the show
Miss piggy would be insulted that anyone compared her to this Sow .
I think we finally figured out where the SWINE FLU came from….VIcki’s FUPA!!!
Vicki is “YUCK” to the 10th degree.
DON…RUN as fast as you can brutha!
this woman is so gross what guy would want to make out with her anyways? This woman is delusional and crazy, Come on Nik don’t hold back on us now! You have to give us the dirt on this broad! Show us the pics you claim you have! Let’s make fun of this b*tch for who she is.
If you worked at Hanna’s Restaurant and Bar you be able to spell it right- not Hannahs but Hanna’s . Vicky is awesome
yeh… you guys are jealous.. when you hav cameras follwing you around 24/7 lets see how perfectly you can be edited to look..the Truth is that usually people who put others down (especially from a friggin TV show!!) evidently hav too much time on their hands.. sittin on the couch eatin wal mart bon bons.. lol. And I;m just as guilty of it too…only I try and go for a balance of work and play..but I still “got it” (or so I’v been told) just gettin old sucks and it all catches up with you eventually..so the best thing to do is be a good mom and wife, sister and daughter because when its all done what matters is how you made those close to you feel.. OK Oprah..your turn.. lol.
Ya Know, luv em or hate em, I’ll be watching the show when it comes back on in Nov. The OC girls are my fave, though the table tossin Jersey girls have a special place in my heart. If Vicki was a classy lady she wouldn’t be on the show. Classy, beautiful, kind, considerate does not equal RATINGS folks. BTW Vicki’s the same age as my mom. She might not be beautiful but she’s lookin mighty good for her age. Um.. no offense mom!
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Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
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Air biscuit: fart
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Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
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Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
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Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
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Cougarville: place where cougars come from
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Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
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D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
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Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
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Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
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F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
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File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
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Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
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I still would….
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Herman Kardashian Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Me too, and i have friends who live in coto de caza They say she Fs around all the time but the husband knows and puts up with it
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