Would You With This Playmate?

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | June 24th, 2009

Would You?

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Olivia Munn. She’s Playboy’s July Celebrity Spread. I’m a [straight] chick and I probably would. Question is would you?

Answer:  Nope!  She needs +2’s, has terrible definition in her calves, has a pooch under her belly, too much excess fat in her cheeks and her elbow foreskin grosses me out.

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Would You With This Playmate?
  1. June 24, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Kole train says:

    Nik is just tryin to get a rise out everyone, so that people keep coming back to see what he says and people’s comments.

    Reply to Kole train
  2. June 24, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Alison Haslip says:

    Munn is a short, wide-hipped, no-boobed, noodle. She is annoying and unfunny and utterly desperate to be famous. Ugh. Pass!

    Reply to Alison Haslip
  3. June 24, 2009 at 9:42 am

    i dont blame u! says:

    hey you guys google her ass , i dont blame nik! she’s is not hot! i mean she’s not ugly but def nothing special! she looks good in these pics but not in her other photos of her on the internet!

    Reply to i dont blame u!
  4. June 24, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Zwei says:

    99% of you are jerking off over her because you watch G4 from your Mom’s basement often

    Reply to Zwei
  5. June 24, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Sweet Spot says:

    I wish you would’ve posted the picture she had on the cover!! She’s a total freckle-faced SHIM!!! Oh, and the twins Hef is dating? One has a gut in their spread this month…

    Reply to Sweet Spot
  6. June 24, 2009 at 10:01 am

    silly head says:

    she’s hot. you’re an idiot.

    Reply to silly head
  7. June 24, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Kole Steele says:

    Where are her boobs?!?!?!?

    Reply to Kole Steele
  8. June 24, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Mel says:

    The things you are say are so stupid. The definiton in her calves? The elbow? Wow, you are a straight up idiot. She’s a BEAUTIFUL woman. Oh and the pooch under her stomach? I’m still looking for that one. You must have to be serious bones for you right?

    Reply to Mel
  9. June 24, 2009 at 10:11 am

    ComeOnNow says:

    Nik = Forgy. I decided.

    Reply to ComeOnNow
  10. June 24, 2009 at 10:13 am

    Miss Texas says:

    I agree with the girl who sent this in, I’m a straight chick, and I probably would too! lol This girl is HOTT!

    Reply to Miss Texas
  11. June 24, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Cutenbored says:

    I 2nd the “where the boobs at????” We all know Nik is a fake boob guy! It looks like her hair is laying FLAT across her chest! Now, that being said, I’m a straight female and I would!

    Reply to Cutenbored
  12. June 24, 2009 at 10:30 am

    the drippy eye says:

    nik loves the man meat. nik, why dont you post a picture of a chick that you would? we all want to know what she looks like. until then, we have all decided that youre gay.

    Reply to the drippy eye
  13. June 24, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Ishkabibble says:

    Are you serious? She is gorgeous, and is intelligent. Nik, I have to question your choice in women, again!

    Reply to Ishkabibble
  14. June 24, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Anonymous says:

    You’re crazy Nik this girl is a million times hotter than your chubby ex girlfriend.

    Reply to Anonymous
  15. June 24, 2009 at 10:58 am

    Bow B*tches says:

    Calves are the first thing i noticed as well but id still knock that $hit out!

    Reply to Bow B*tches
  16. June 24, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Anonymous says:

    I hope they trash you on ATOS, the G4 disciples will swarm on you and your silly lil site, beware the wrath of the tech geeks!

    Reply to Anonymous
  17. June 24, 2009 at 11:11 am

    witchDoctor says:

    I hope they trash you on ATOS, the G4 disciples will swarm on you and your silly lil site, beware the wrath of the tech geeks!

    Reply to witchDoctor
  18. June 24, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Selectaaaaaaa! says:

    If you have to ask “would you?” then youre prob gay. ANY straight man would!

    Reply to Selectaaaaaaa!
  19. June 24, 2009 at 11:29 am

    WOPNESS (APPROVING B*TCHES SINCE 1993) says:

    most definitely

    WOPNESS APPROVED

    Reply to WOPNESS (APPROVING B*TCHES SINCE 1993)
  20. June 24, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    snwbrdbaby says:

    Okay, I’m a 23 Yold straight Girl…..I totally would! Nik- your either blind today or totally gay! This chic is HOT!

    Reply to snwbrdbaby
  21. June 24, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    now I KNOW says:

    I was pretty sure you must be gay, Nick. Now I know you are.

    Reply to now I KNOW
  22. June 24, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Mr Nati says:

    Just another indication that ole’ Nik is gay. I thought you were coming out of the closet?

    Reply to Mr Nati
  23. June 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Medium Pimpin (I be hittin all the spots she aint no was there) says:

    You guys should know by now that the comment was just for reaction.

    Reply to Medium Pimpin (I be hittin all the spots she aint no was there)
  24. June 24, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    sayrah says:

    You’re crazy

    Reply to sayrah
  25. June 24, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Dik Richie says:

    To all the “straight” ladies that keep saying they would with women on blogs everywhere.

    If you would have sex with a woman, you are not straight.

    The more you know….

    Reply to Dik Richie
    • June 25, 2009 at 11:56 am

      Giggity Giggity says:

      To all the straight ladies that keep saying they would with women on blogs everywhere.

      Where the H*ll are you I want to watch

      Reply to Giggity Giggity
      • June 25, 2009 at 1:28 pm

        Hmm says:

        Unfortionately Giggity, we have a bunch of low self esteem chics nowadays, who feel they have to “act” like they’re bi…for a guys pleasure. So lame. You either are gay, or you’re not. Acting like a d*ke is…..desperate!!!!

        Reply to Hmm
    • June 26, 2009 at 8:22 am

      boycott nik says:

      woman can have sex with other woman and not be gay. That’s one of the many wonderful differences between man v.s woman. We are naturally actractive and nurturing to both sexes, and making it with another girl is natural, soft, and more erotic than a man can give. But that doesn’t mean we are gay. Just mean’s we can appreciate the finer, softer, sexier things in life, and not let it interfere with our emotions! jealous? I bet you are.

      Reply to boycott nik
  26. June 24, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Got Ya All In a Frenzy.... says:

    You tards are just what Nik is looking for. Of course Nik would….he just says those things to get a rise out of you….the sheep!!! Get a clue…tards!

    Reply to Got Ya All In a Frenzy....
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  30. June 24, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Giggity Giggity says:

    I never said I wouldn’t do young, I just 35 is better
    I’m not insane

    Reply to Giggity Giggity
  31. June 24, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Giggity Giggity says:

    to make it even better I want to be involved when these 3 straight girls that posted do her

    Reply to Giggity Giggity

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